19 Works in Paul Merton
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James May and Jeremy Clarkson, both young adults, decide to share a flat to save money. Will other friendships and lovers break these two apart? Will it bring them closer together?
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Ian has a special dispensation.
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- English
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- 5
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Have I Got News For You May 7th, 1862 by Thorya for astrokath
Fandoms: 19th Century Scientists RPF, Have I Got News For You RPF
01 Jan 2015
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A {Partial} Transcript of the Traveling News Panel Performance Show:
Have I Got News for You
Performed at London Theater, May 7th, 1862
Guests: Florence Nightingale, Charles Darwin, and Professor James Maxwell -
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Is it possible for a tub of lard not only to feel, but to love?
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Boris The Vampire Slayer by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
30 Dec 2009
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When Boris Johnson discovers that he is the Vampire Slayer, he turns to two vampires (with souls), who happen to also be panellists on a satirical news quiz.
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A series of newspaper clippings.
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- English
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- 744
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- 10
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People always give Ian socks.
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- English
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- 561
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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All The Things You Shouldn't Do In A Car by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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Things not to do in a moving vehicle.
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- English
- Words:
- 263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
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- 511
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Some Socks Are Bigger Than Others by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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Paul's socks are bigger, it's three in the morning, and Ian is not at home with his wife.
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Ian and Paul and vampire sex.
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- English
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- 572
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 253
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Things had changed for Paul Merton since becoming a vampire.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 635
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- 5
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- 184
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Creatures of the Night by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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For many years, Michael Howard's vampirism was a running gag on HIGNFY. What few people realise is that the panellists had their own little secret...
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Could a bad pun during the Missing Words Round be a secret message of love?
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- Part 1 of Glove Love
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- English
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- 170
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- 13
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Gloves, of course, have certain uses.
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- Part 2 of Glove Love
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Glove Love: Origins by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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Paul wants the angel gag. Naturally.
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- Part 3 of Glove Love
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It's just work, that's all.
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Ryan, Greg, Colin and Clive all have a seduction diary… This is pure crack!
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Something of the Night by TheDivineGoat
Fandoms: Have I Got News For You RPF, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
17 Apr 2005
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It's 2005 and Michael Howard makes his first appearance on Have I Got News For You since being forced to stand down as leader of the Tory Party. Boris is hosting, Paul and Ian are anticipating fun to come and what of Anne Widdecombe's suspicions?