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    “I’m going to be sucking your dick out of pity one day,” Tyler delivers deadpan as they slide into their usual seats in the cafeteria. “You literally cock-blocked yourself by taking her. Even Jamie agrees with me on this.”

    “Sex isn’t everything,” Patrick says, ignoring the part of him that hurts a little at being overlooked again. “Plus… it’s fine. I’ve never done the boyfriend thing anyway and I’m probably way too independent nowadays to deal with someone else encroaching on my life. I’d end up being too distant or whatever because I want to have my own life.”

    A messy love triangle - or how Patrick lands the guy for the first time ever.

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    The year is 1969. The place, a small town just outside Chicago. The people are the Chicago Blackhawks--but a little bit differently than we know them.

    It's the Vietnam War-AU, folks. Buckle up and get ready, because we've got it all: gay pining, hair grease, heavy angst, an extremely slow pace, Patrick Sharp as an incorrigible English teacher, visits from other pairings, and a dose of those sweet, sweet, groovy tunes.

    Title is from Orville Peck's gorgeous gay ballad, "Dead of Night."

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    “Kaner here has some sort of freaky ability to read Jonny’s mind,” Sharpy says sagely. “It’s like a superpower, only not cool and mostly useless.”

    Patrick flushes as the whole room turns to stare at him. “I do not,” he responds hotly. “It’s called paying attention, you enormous dumbass.”

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    Patrick always knows what Jonny wants, until he doesn't.

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    Patrick laughs, the neck of his beer pushing against his bottom lip. "What, like, you want to put me on my knees? Want to hear me beg?" He can't help it, can't stop himself when his tongue traces along the rim of the glass bottle. "You want me to call you daddy, Jon?"

    Jonny shrugs, eyes dark. "If you want."

    Patrick doesn't know what he wants, but he thinks Jonny's going to teach him.

    (patrick just wants to learn)

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    When Patrick loses hockey, he loses a part of himself with it. He might be running away from his old life by moving to a cabin in the Canadian woods, but the presence of his new neighbor helps.

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    All Patrick has to do to save his family from financial ruin is marry Lord Toews, who has his own reasons to seek a marriage of convenience. It's going to be a mutually beneficial arrangement, purely a transaction. What could possibly go wrong?

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    The amazing thing, Jonny reflects after a couple of months with the Blackhawks, is how Patrick Kane manages to be such a good hockey player and yet so wrong about everything.

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    Patrick laughs so hard he has to lean against the wall. “You’re telling me you bent over in wet swim trunks, and your ass was so big that they ripped?”

    “I don’t see anything funny about it.” Jonny huffs, arms crossed while Patrick slides to the floor in a gasping heap.

     

    Alternate summary: Jonny takes a trip to Charleston, South Carolina in the wake of the 2012 playoff ejection. There, he meets Patrick Kane, a marine biologist who has no business looking that hot while pulling plastic from a sea turtle’s mouth.

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    Patrick Timothy Kane II, being the only son of a very influential man, is part of a very influential criminal family. ‘Is’ might be pushing it though after his disgraceful fall from the family hierarchy. He’d been groomed to take over from his father from the moment of his birth. But… but Patrick has never wanted that kind of life for himself, that kind of responsibility. It’s the root of a number of problems he currently has.

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    Patrick's built a life for himself in Chicago over the past few years- a life separate from his twin where he doesn’t have to live in Danny’s shadow. He’s won cups with this team, fought with this team, and they’re more like a family to him than any group of friends has any right to be.

    And then Danny gets traded to the Hawks.

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    “My theory,” Sharpy says sagely, “Is that he’s been possessed by a divine deity. Some, like, god of love or seduction or some shit.”

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    There has to be—has to be—a reason Kaner is pulling all these gorgeous women.

    Kaner turns towards Jonny. He gets a glint in his eyes. “Better yet, I can show you, if you want,” he offers.

    Huh. Well. Surely a practical demonstration was more effective?

    “Okay,” Jonny says cautiously.

     

    (Despite appearances, there are no supernatural entities involved in the making of this fic)

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    Jonny was sure he was a beta his whole life, up until the day he found Patrick Kane stranded on the side of the road with his broken-down car. Things kind of snowballed from there.

    — the a/b/o high school au no one asked for

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    Jonny wants to tell people they're together, but Patrick's scared.

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    Five times Jonny showed how much he loved Patrick, and one time Patrick showed him.

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    Whatever his sisters may say, he’s not a total fucking idiot. He knows the chemistry of sexual attraction is a real thing. But when you’re doing porn, it sort of distills down just how true that is. He’s learned over the last few months it’s just easier to do scenes with certain people, not even necessarily the chicks he finds the most visually stunning, or the dudes with the most cut bodies.

    Jonathan Toews is Patrick Kane's porn soulmate.

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    Jonny agrees to go to a concert, to see a band he's never heard of, with Cat and Stromer. Patrick happens to be the lead singer of the band they're seeing tonight, and just Jonny's type. Jonny thinks that the boys are just trying to get him to let loose, set him up with someone maybe. Little does he know that Dylan and DeBrincat know that Patrick is Jonny's number one fan.

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    “What’s the problem, again?” Sharpy says. “You keep forgetting what time it is?”

    “I don’t forget,” Patrick says. “The hours are just, like, disappearing.”

    “When you…cuddle Jonny,” Sharpy says.

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    Sie haben Glück mit dem Wetter. Die Sonne scheint war auf den Garten, das Gras und die Blumen strahlen hell und kräftig im Licht.

    Der Himmel ist grau, vereinzelt fallen ein paar Regentropfen gegen die Scheiben.

    Es ist ein besonderer Tag auf verschiedene Weisen.
    Des einen Freud / des anderen Leid.

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    "I want balloons and I want champagne and I want to rent out the rink for the whole night."
    Jonny stares at Patrick, looking completely confused.
    "Come again?" he asks. "You want what for what?"
    "For my bachelor's party, Jon," Patrick answers. "C'mon dude, keep up with the conversation."

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    Good news/bad news for Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews. Bad news: I've planned out their entire lives for them. Good news: it's a really great life.

    Or: It's the summer of 2060, fifty years after the Blackhawks won their first Cup in decades and brought hockey back to Chicago for good. In typical Hawks fashion, they bring the boys back to the UC to celebrate, and a seventy-year-old Jonny gets a chance to reflect back on the last half-century.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    12
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    83
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    8
    Hits:
    646

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