13 Works in Patrick Kane is Not a Hockey Player

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    Jonny agrees to go to a concert, to see a band he's never heard of, with Cat and Stromer. Patrick happens to be the lead singer of the band they're seeing tonight, and just Jonny's type. Jonny thinks that the boys are just trying to get him to let loose, set him up with someone maybe. Little does he know that Dylan and DeBrincat know that Patrick is Jonny's number one fan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,362
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    6723
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    It's pretty obvious that no matter how much Kaner loves what he does for a living, he's in need of a break and some time away to relax. Jonny's got just the thing in mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3481
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    Patrick is totally going to add “made a ballet fan out of professional hockey star Jonathan Toews” to his resume, even if he probably didn’t manage it all on his own.

    (Patrick is a ballerino. Jonny bought his mom tickets to The Nutcracker, not planning on her dragging him along with her, and he definitely didn't plan for having to go back again and again until he found a way to meet the guy who was flirting with him from offstage.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    437
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    6380
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    Patrick and Bailey watch the final game of the Stanley Cup before going onto the ice to celebrate with Jonathan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1222
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    A handful of scenes from Patrick's point of view. A sequel/accompaniment to "Is It Sweet?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,356
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4961
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    Wherein Jonny becomes an unwitting model, Christmas comes early for Sharpy, and there are just dicks everywhere.

    (AU in which not every person is a pro hockey player, but most still are)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    6739
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    Patrick and Jonathan get their new house.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1166
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    Jonathan and Patrick adopt their first child; which finally gets Patrick to a game.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1570
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    Summary

    Jonathan and Patrick share their first night together... (totally non-graphic to the point where it probably shouldn't even be summarized this way)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    411
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1214
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    Jonathan takes Patrick to the ice rink and they share their first kiss.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1519
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    Summary

    Jonathan takes Patrick out on a date and learns why he dislikes hockey.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1468
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    Patrick meets Jonathan at a bar and it's too good to be true.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1428
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    “dogs are our link to paradise. they don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.” - milan kundera

    Jonny loses his dog in a park. Patrick finds her and becomes occasional dogsitter, hopefully long term boyfriend. Hopefully.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    1012
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    13694

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