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Brian hadn’t -- Brian hadn’t started Pat's Gay Panic, tee em, exactly, but he hadn’t made it any easier, or better, or whatever.
typical "wait no i'm not allowed to feel this way about my younger male coworker what do i do" sort of thing. will hopefully be sort of slowburny but i'm just a gal with adhd who get so impatient so fast.
read this if you enjoy just an obscene amount of pining and far too many commas
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You’re the Riddle, and I Am The Catch by EvolvingSorrow
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
19 Sep 2019
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Brian doesn’t have a crush on Pat.
Pat, his co-worker, who’s seven years older than him, who is most certainly straight. Who’s eyes light up in a way most people don’t notice, whose hair is always gorgeous even when it’s messy, whose body always seems like an invitation, or at the very least, a temptation.
Okay fine, maybe Brian has a bit of a crush on Pat, but it’s not like it matters anyway, right?
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- 1/1
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- 20
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six or seven weeks (give or take) by highoctane
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
18 Sep 2019
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Brian's a man with a plan.
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- Part 2 of another good teeth, pat
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This is a segment called: drabbles by sofiaisannoyed
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
13 Sep 2019
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All the short and (maybe not) sweet things I write.
The ones that won't ever be longer, so please don't ask for a continuation to any of them.
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- English
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- 263
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 63
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Vampires Will Never Hurt You by Nimbacinus
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
11 Sep 2019
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Pat-rick Iero Hogan Gill is an emo uwu vampire who is in love with his super adorable workmate Brian. Will it work out or will he suck his blood? Hmmm
(My immortal type crack-fic)
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Could Stare At Your Face For The Rest Of My Days by DeadFreddie for picht
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
10 Sep 2019
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Pat goes to Oklahoma to attend his cousin's wedding and meets someone with whom he has a lot in common.
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- Part 1 of smotherverse
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...but it's nothing to cry about, because we'll hold each other soon.
No one is soft with Pat. Not anymore; not in years. He moved to New York and he couldn’t pretend he wasn’t looking at other men in the wrong ways, and he divorced his ex, and he curled in on himself tight. And so no one is soft with him, nor tender. Not like this. Not like--not like Brian is.
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the touch starved ex-catholic pat with religious based internalized homophobia and trauma that no one asked for but i wrote anyway (//_;)
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It starts with Pat coming out of the closed.
No, actually it starts with two segments on the legendary third season of Gill and Gilbert.
No, no, I’m telling it all wrong.
You see, Brian became big. Like, real big. Like – star quality big.
So maybe it starts with Tara being a bad, no good, fucking awful boss.
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With way too many streaming scenes and memes references, here's the fake relationship fic no one asked for.
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Brian and the Black Cat by aestethic for Hihoneyimdead
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
06 Sep 2019
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Prompt Fill: Somebody please write this AU so I don't have to [references the fairy tale: The Frog King].
Brian is a prince who longs for adventure. Patrick is cursed. What will happen when their paths cross?
(The story is better than the description I promise.)
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Pat’s demon is visiting him again.
Pat’s demon has visited him every night for the past six months. It is difficult to perceive, his demon--especially in the dark of his stuffy bedroom, especially when he cannot look too hard for too long anywhere but away. If he so chooses, he may focus long enough that he can make out teeth (and teeth and teeth and teeth and teeth and), and beetle shell eyes (dark dark glossy dark lots lots lots), and arms (arms). He chooses not to focus for very long at all.
(i bask in silence; want you to notice
simple yet complex ventricle taste test
i'm on that side eye, black heart and tongue tied
i'm old and loaded--i want everything you've fucking got.)Series
- Part 1 of dust to dust and face to face
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a rewrite of room to breathe, coming eventually
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there will be no grand choirs to sing. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
22 Aug 2019
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Brian sat on the chair at the bar, his hand messing a black spinner ring on the table absentmindedly, staring emptily at the glass of whatever alcohol he had in there.
"Buy you a drink?" A man asked as he slid into the spot next to Brian, with a bright smile on his face, longer hair, thick-rimmed glasses, and eyes that seemed to stare into his soul.
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- English
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- 3,298
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- 1/1
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the stars, the moon, they have all been blown out by strongandlovestofic
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
20 Aug 2019
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Brian's words are caught in his throat. It's a man, maybe his age, dressed in clothes that are in no way appropriate for the weather — jeans and a shirt, a plaid shirt! it's cold outside! — with dark hair and the beginnings of a beard and glasses, and that's all well and good, just a normal guy who can withstand the elements without so much as a jacket, except he's also got horns.
Brian's eyes focus on them and he can't stop. They're — antlers, and maybe the guy's LARPing way out here in the middle of nowhere, but they're really well done in that case, disappearing into his hair. He's not wearing a headband or anything. They look… fuzzy.
"Did you eat everything?" is the first thing he asks, and his voice is a lot higher than Brian expected, for a shapeshifting LARPer.
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The Legend of Gilbert by Opalsong
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
19 Aug 2019
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Nintendo is about to release their new Magitech VR system. Polygon’s Brian David Gilbert gives us a sneak peak by testing this system to its limits in a non-stop immersive playthrough of its launch title: a re-release of an old favourite, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. The Let’s Plays and other videos are bound to be legendary.
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Brian just moved away from Baltimore to live a free life out in the woods of Fort Tilden National Park, where an age old cryptid tale has been told for centuries. As time goes on, Brian finds that what he has been searching for his whole life is right in front of his very own eyes.
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"Mmm...Quarter pixie on, on my mum's side," Brian mumbles absently, scrabbling through his satchel for comfrey to chew.
"Explains a lot, actually. Is that why you can, like, jump so high?"
"Eh. That...that and ankle weights. The occasional breeze charm."
"Surely that's cheating."
"I'm...versatile."
"You saucy minx."
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it's not great, but it's an idea that wouldn't leave my head until i wrote it out even with my limited talent. i hope you enjoy it! -
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One thing Pat has learned in the short few months he’s been dating Brian is that they… are incorrigible.
(i called her on the phone and she touched herself / i laughed myself to sleep)
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aka the one set the day after the pax east unraveled when brian has flown home already but pat has to stay in boston one more day for work, and, like, honestly--can you blame them for riding the high after such a successful pax east performance by just being unbearably fucking horny?
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- Part 2 of nb brian
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and I still believe that I cannot be saved by highoctane
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
26 Jul 2019
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Brian's never had a vampiric coworker before Pat—well, that he knows of, anyway. Apparently, they'd been hiding in plain sight all over the place. He'd been as shocked as anyone else when vampires went public a few years back. Turns out, when you hit a certain critical mass of vampires, they just want to be able to go to the store and not have to do a murder, like everyone else.
When Pat runs into a tight spot, though, and Brian knows he can help out, well. He makes some choices.
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- Part 1 of another good teeth, pat
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Yeah well I could give a fuck about you
He can get whatever he needs
Every time that he looked at me
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i won't let you take me for a ride by jabriani
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
21 Jul 2019
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"we said together, pat gill."
boys from a small town where nobody wants to leave but them. brian's been sheltered his whole life and pat is his gateway to the outside world, or at least, he was.
title/story based off of "speaking terms" by snail mail.
playlist for this fic: https://spoti.fi/2I738HM