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    Alexis is moving back to the Greater Elms. While she can't wait to be close to the ones she loves, she still has to give some things up.

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    There’s a choking, wheezing sort of laugh from David’s area of the store that Patrick does his best to ignore. “Oh, no,” he says quickly. “She’s, ah, actually my sister-in-law.”

    Podfic of Giving love in a family dose by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana).

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    Patrick thinks about making resolutions on New Year’s Eve.

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    A collection of ficlets based on these December prompts

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    Alexis has got this.

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    Patrick helps Alexis do one last thing before she leaves Schitt's Creek.

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    Patrick Brewer's a member of one of the biggest boy bands of the moment. But he wants out. Along comes Alexis Rose and turns his life upside down in a very good way.

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    Schitt's Creek drabbles for Whumptober Lite 2022

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    After they sell the town, things go from bad to so much worse for the Roses and those who love them - including Stevie Budd. When given a literal second chance, she has the opportunity to reshape the lives of those around her. But can she prevent tragedy a second time? And could playing a part behind the scenes of other people’s lead Stevie to finding herself?

    Or, a canon retelling and time travel AU.

    **This work is complete. Chapters will be posted about every other day.**

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    As if she’s reading his mind - and there have been times when David’s had the uncomfortable feeling that she can - Alexis leans forward and murmurs, “So if you’re sensing a vibe…maybe that means that his eye is on…someone else.”

    David stares at her. “He’s a paleontologist who wears straight-legged mid-range denim. He is not into me.”

    Alexis shrugs. “Well, then he’s really into dinosaurs, which seems a lot less likely to me.”

    During a trip to Toronto, David and Alexis visit the Royal Ontario Museum, where their heads are turned by a charming staff member.

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    Alexis flirtatiously bosses Patrick into throwing a massive, last minute event during Singles Week.

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    Patrick has a big problem, and only Alexis can help. She rescues her favorite brother and they both get a little mushy.

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    My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?

     

    There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.

    Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.

    Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.

    In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some...

     

    Podfic of The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose.

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    David’s jaw drops in outrage, and Patrick bites his lip as Alexis squeals, “Ooh, burn, David!”

    If looks could kill, Patrick is pretty sure that Alexis would have been incinerated on the spot, and Patrick wouldn’t be far behind. That is, until Mr. Rose chimes in with, “Ouch, you’re on fire, son!”

    Alexis and David whip their heads towards him, responding swiftly and simultaneously. “No, Dad.” “Absolutely not.”

    --

    Or, Patrick's relationship with Alexis and the rest of the Roses, through the evolution of "Burn, David!"

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    Schitt’s Creek has it’s first ever pride

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    “Okay, this is supposed to be fun, and instead I’m bored,” Alexis announced, hopping to her feet. “I am going to go out there and enjoy myself, and I would like for my brother to join me.”

    “Ugh, fine.” David threw his hands up in exasperation. “I suppose one person can run the booth for an hour. Give me a second to–”

    “Ew, not you, David,” Alexis said, grabbing Patrick’s hand and yanking him along with her out into the street.

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    Alexis comes back to town for the annual Pride festival, spends the day palling around with her favorite brother, and comes out. Love that journey for her.

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    5 times David gave Patrick gender euphoria, and 1 time another Rose did

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    David has an accident at work and needs a shower. Patrick helps.
    Alexis needs the bathroom.
    See where this is going?

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    Patrick and David take a trip to New York to visit Alexis and some past memories and feelings emerge from both Alexis and David.

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    In standalone parts, the story of seven hugs, and their purposes.

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    You don't ever really need a reason to hold someone you love in your arms, but here are seven of them anyway.

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