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    even nicer guy: i love wholesome stories from high school
    snitch bitch: remember when mike was so tired he came to school with his underwear on the outside of his jeans
    lil dick rich: or when he brought a chicken to school in his backpack and after the teacher asked him what that noise was he just deadfaced went "what noise" as the chicken was still clucking
    the hot one: or my favorite when he was doing his homework outside and dropped it into a pile of cow shit and the next day in class had to tell miss h that he needed a new worksheet because his was Literally Fucking Covered in Cow Shit and she didn't believe him so he brought the shit covered paper to school the next day and tried to turn it in out of spite and she gave him detention for a week
    even nicer guy: AND STORY TIME IS NOW OVER THANKS

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    look i just wanted something stress free and easy to work on when i need to take a break from other wip's so i made a fucking group chat fic

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    Thirty years after the Losers defeat It for the first time, they try to return to normalcy, having gotten married and started families. As they attempt to leave the horrors of that summer in the past, they soon learn that It has come back, and intends to gain revenge by targeting their own children.

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    For Bill Denbrough, summertime would always be painting by his bedroom window, tank tops and short shorts (or at least the shortest shorts he owns), the warm wind slapping his face that would cause him to surrender back to his room.

    But then they became stupid two-day trips to stupid Derry, making stupid friends and drawing stupid portraits of the boy across the street.

    Through made-up adventures and the feelings only Derry can bring, he falls in love.

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    Murder Mystery AU

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    Working side by side with somebody for nine hours a day was bound to end in some sort of friendship. Eddie will continue to tell himself and anybody who asked this until he’s blue in the face. Because that’s all it is, and all it will ever be.

    [or: Eddie and Richie work together in book cafe, and Richie is determined to turn Eddie into a coffee drinker by making him the perfect drink. And if Eddie happens to fall in love with him in the process, well then that’s just an added bonus.]

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    Seven totally different people, Richie, Mike, Bill, Stan, Ben, Beverly and Eddie, are sent on the tracks to Whitemore Towers, a boarding school none of them really want to go to. But no one is expecting the things Whitemore has in store for them, and in all honesty, Whitemore wasn’t expecting them either.

    ~Boarding school losers club AU~

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    There is an idea of Derry, of what kind of town it is, what sort of families live there. A notion that it exists unchanged and unchanging, as if frozen in a time capsule. That it must be exactly how it presents itself to the outside world. Safe. Decent. Innocent. So that if you were looking at it from the window of a train rushing by, you might wish you lived there. But that’s only one aspect of it, and only on the surface. The truth is, if you really want to understand Derry, and what kind of place it is, you have to know about its shadows, the town beneath the town. And that starts, I guess, with what the Denbrough brothers did this summer.

    or, the Riverdale AU that literally no one ever wanted im sorry

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    Mike dials everyone up when he has to.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Eddie is a Professional Chef. He worked very hard to be so and prides himself on his discipline and accomplishment. But when a bakery opens across the street from his restaurant and starts poaching some of his business? He just HAS to go over and see what all the fuss is about.

    (enter Richie)

    (and an existential crisis)

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    Oh, god, Stan. Stan, with his pressed pants and button up shirts. Stan, with his ties and his suspenders and his bird book. Stan, with his accounting firm and his wife and his perfect life in Georgia. Stan, who was dead, already buried six feet under in what must have been a beautiful service. Stan, who was everything he ever wanted in this life and more. It isn’t fair to have forgotten a boy who was perfect for him. It wasn’t fair to have lost him before he even knew that he loved him.

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    For Stan, loving Patty is like drinking water. She is natural, she is pure, she is his everything. Patty is every single star in the atmosphere and every single cloud in the sky. Everything about her is perfect for him.

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    The evolving relationship from two soft boys who have seen some shit into two soft men just trying to hold it together.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has never been more shocked in his life. Richie is breaking up with him. It's over. The world stopped spinning. Why?

     

     

    IT Fandom Week: Break-Up/Divorce prompt

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    Hannukah has finally rolled around for yet another year in Stan Uris' life. Sometimes trying to remember isn't the worst thing to do.

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    is gonna haunt you one day in your life

    Stan Uris has the scars on his face, but not the memories that go with them.

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    It was only then, while mourning the irrevocable loss of freedom that summer air brought, that Bill’s eyes fell on the letter. His mother must have dropped it in his room earlier. Bill’s eyes narrowed as he touched his fingers to the envelope, a dark blue border marred with splotches of red fading to a white block, where text has been scribbled.

    Bill Denbrough.

    His brow crumbled as he held the letter in his hands, tilting it this way and that way as if it would suddenly reveal something to him. He wasn’t sure what, but the stony feeling in his chest was back, a heavy pull that spoke of unfamiliar familiarity. The scrawl on the front, black ink that wrote in towering letters that were just a little too close to each other, was his own. He saw it almost every day, there was no mistaking it. Perhaps it was a little more refined, no more overlapping letters or ink blots where he pressed too hard in his excitement, but it was his own.

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    “Well, I mean…” Richie starts, as if this entire situation was like any other reasonable discussion he’s had. “We can, if you really want to. I’m game.”

    Eddie chokes on the coffee that was still running down his throat. He looks at Richie as if he’d just grown several heads. Surely it couldn’t be this simple, right? “Um, what?

    Richie remains nonchalant. “Roommates with benefits, you said? Not the worst idea ever.”

    (Or, Eddie and Richie are roommates in college and one day decide to start casually hooking-up. Things go about as well as expected.)

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    Стэна мучают воспоминания.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak decides to go to his high school reunion in hopes of seeing the friends he hasn't spoken to in almost a decade. The last person he expects to show up is Richie Tozier, but show up he does, jonesing for love from his high school sweetheart like he never broke his heart ten years ago.

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    Richie and Eddie had become friends almost on sight. Since they met, most of Eddie's time in Los Angeles has involved Richie in some way.

    It's a little different, now that they're both famous.

    It's a little different, now that they're sleeping together.

    Well, to be fair, they've been sleeping together for a long time, but. No one knows, not even their friends. Eddie has been very careful about that. It's just not the sort of publicity he needs.

    So when Beverly calls him that sunny Thursday morning, the last thing he expects her to say is, "You're fucking Richie?"

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