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    Mike Hanlon has stayed in Derry for 27 years with one goal: to kill It. Now that's accomplished he calls a meeting of the Loser's Club, ending marriages, changing lives and making everything just a little bit gayer.

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    "The door is closed, Stanley."

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    "I know why you didn't tell me. Why neither of you told me. What happened to is unbelievable- impossible but," another shudder as she met his eyes again, "after you called him, something more impossible happened. I would have believed anything after that. Any clown, any monster, any impossibility, Mike, than Stan leaving me like that. I would have believed anything."

    "I know." His throat hurt. Everything hurt.

    "No. You don't."

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    This is a social media au thing I run over on tumblr. thought id post it here as well.

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    He’s overdosed on sleep.
    His brain is suffocating with nightmares.
    The bed swallows him whole and he is dead.
    The stars still shinning in the sky don’t wish him goodbye.

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    Imagine getting possessed by a turtle…could never be me.

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    He paused, turning away from the black holes that were Eddie's eyes, and trying to think of the most passive way he could say something genuine. Without professing his love, or crying, or both.

    Richie settled down into his bed, tucked under the covers as much as he could and he spoke. A quiet tone that honest-to-god felt unfamiliar in his own mouth.

    "I…"

    There was silence, as he refocused. Just knowing Eddie was expecting something. And Richie was never one to let down Eddie, he hoped he never would be.

    "I don't think there's anywhere else I'd wanna be, Eds."

    Or Richie tries to get his shit together, so does Eddie, and they both are oblivious as fuck for way too long.

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    “He’s two?” Richie asks, face contorting into shock.” You have let your two year old in Derry?”

    “I didn’t have much of a choice.” Eddie protests.

    “Mine are with their mother, why didn’t you just do that?!”

    “Because she was abusive!” Eddie snaps, all eyes falling on him as he death grips his glass of red wine. Richie blinks at him, and then takes another swig of his beer.” I practically married my mom. Our older son has ADHD, and Myra never managed it correctly. She almost overdosed him on sleeping pills when he was around seven. I got my kids away from that monster and divorced her. Bertie was one, he can’t remember her, but he often wants her. He wants a mother; I know that.”

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    It seemed as though Stanley Uris just knew everything. All the other losers club members seemed to accept how he always predicted which movie would be good or bad or that they would have a Pop quiz in class.

    Since the encounter with the clown in the sewers beneath Derry. Stan seems to have moved on from merely knowing things to something much more.

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    Just another AU/College Reddie fic for your seasonal Reddie depression. Set in 1996 with lots of 80's/90's music references (long ass plot in progress/tags to be updated)

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    The Losers all loved each other, of course, but outside of the designated couples, it was more of a familial love. Not romantic. So there were no plans for them to, like, all start dating. Hell, Ben and Patty were both straight, and he and Mike were both gay, so it could never happen.

    No, the sex was just some fun. Another way to be close, too, sure. But mostly just for fun.

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    Richie Tozier has a secret. It's not that he's bisexual. God, no. He's plenty open about that during his stand-up—Trashmouth is out now on Netflix!—but there's one that he's not telling. And he knows nobody will believe it if he told them anyway, so for once, he'll keep his mouth shut.

    Eddie Kaspbrak has a secret, too. As a celebrity chauffeur, it's better to keep his personal life...personal. He's never met anyone he wanted to tell, anyway. So it's going to stay quiet.

    Two men. Two secrets. High-profile jobs. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

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    Richie Tozier, one of the most searched names on pornhub, returns to Derry to murder a clown. Eddie tries his hardest to not watch his best friend get railed on the internet.

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    "Um... Where do babies come from?"

    "You literally do porn for a living, Richie. You should know this"

    Richie rips his hand from Eddie's lax grip to press it against his own stomach. He looks up at him, eyes wide and hazy, "Eddie... am I pregnant?" he asks seriously.

    The maybe-nurse snorts out a laugh, "You're on the good stuff, huh?"

    "I murdered a clown and all I got was this stupid t-shirt and some drugs", Richie mumbles, more focused on the way his lips are buzzing than the actual words he's saying.

    The seemingly-a-nurse laughs again, "I've had a guy convince himself he was Taylor Swift on morphine before, but clown murdering porn star is a new one".

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    Richie sat beside Eddie’s hospital bed scrolling through a plethora of texts. Eddie stretches waking up to the sound of his phone going off.

    “Who’s texting you...? I know your famous but come on” Eddie laughs a bit holding his chest.

    “Uh. My daughter”

    “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah man. My daughter”

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    Eddie moved the beanie back down, pulling it almost halfway down Richie’s forehead where he liked it.

    “You are a beautiful, beautiful man,” Eddie said with such sincerity that Richie almost believed him.

    Almost.

    “And I love you so, so much. You know that right?”

    Richie blinked back the tears that were threatening to fall.

    Eddie’s hands were still pressing on his cheeks, distorting his words a bit as he replied, “I love you too."

     

    Promptober Day 7: Beanies

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    “Where were you?”

    “I—” Eddie freezes. In all the time since he woke up in the car, he hadn’t once thought about what he was doing before. Now that he is thinking about it… well, he can’t recall. Try as he might, the last thing he remembers is waking up with Richie curled around him this morning, kissing his neck and promising to make Eddie breakfast. “Just went for a drive.”

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    My piece for the HallowRen's Spooktacular It Project

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    "All you two care about is sex," Stan had said. "I bet you guys $500 that you can't go one month without sex."

    "I'm not doing that," Richie had insisted as he started counting down the reasons on his fingers. "That's stupid. It's even more immature than I'm being. I have nothing to prove to you. And $500 is, like, nothing to either of us."

    Positive that he had made several good enough points to get Stan off his back, Richie smiled triumphantly just as Eddie had said, "You're on."

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    “You’re acting like this isn’t totally bonkers batshit insane,” Eddie said, turning on him.

    “Oh, it totally is,” Richie replied. “Feeling better about it now that you’re here, though.”

    Eddie’s face dissolved into an expression of soft surprise, “I’m...well. Well, good. That's...that's good."

    Richie tilted his head along the back of his chair so he was looking at Eddie. He gave a small smile, and Eddie felt like his resurrected heart was going to explode.

    “I’m happy I’m here too. With...with you, I mean," Eddie continued lamely, and Richie's smile widened. "I mean, let's face it...I couldn't handle being a zombie without you by my side."

     

    Promptober Day 1: Magic

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    “No Bev. It’s not- it’s not o-fucking-kay! I’m in love with my best friend who married to a fucking woman. Not to mention I'm a forty year old closet case who doesn’t even have the balls to say I’m- to say it out loud god dammit!” Richie sighs loudly and buries his face in his hands. He refuses to let himself cry, that would just be even more pathetic. “So,” Bev says while scratching a soothing pattern on Richie's back, “You really are in love with Eddie. I mean, I should’ve guessed, the way you guys acted as kids and all.”

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    just a regular old fix-it fic (Title from Harvest Moon by Neil Young)

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    When Richie crash lands on Earth after finding out he’s not an Asgardian, but a human, he finds himself in a New Mexico town with six other humans. As he reconciles with himself, Eddie Kaspbrak reconciles with love, and both of them reconcile with being roommates (the horror). As Richie’s past comes to being him back, he must decide—what is family? And where does he belong?

    Or: Loki!Richie AU!

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