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    What would happen if the Losers had defeated IT on the first try? Meeting each other 27 years later without the pressure of having to kill the clown again could lead to quite a different outcome this time.

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    Richie comes back in the summer of 1973, tall and grown-up looking with a moustache, a shaggy mop of rust-coloured hair, and a VW bus he’s been road-tripping in.

    (Or, the one where Eddie's the Loser who stayed behind, Richie sees IT again after dropping acid, and two traumatized men attempt to un-fuck their minds with psychedelic transcendence while childhood, half-remembered, sends forth old ghosts to claw out their third eyes.)

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    After acquiring a pre-fiancé at Thanksgiving, Eddie goes to Los Angeles, New York and back to Atlanta again.

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    Stanley, the local florist, meets the owner of the new neighboring business, Shark Puppy Tattoos, Bill Denbrough. He always thought he was a little old for love, but Bill quickly made him realize he just hadn't met the right person yet.

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    After the events in Derry, Richie grieves the loss of Eddie and goes to therapy.
    Unusual circumstances cause a chain reaction and open doors for Richie, doors he didn't know could even open.

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    The memory loss the Losers experience doesn't just make them forget each other, it also made them unaware of each other. They've never read Bill's books, seen Ben's buildings or Bev's designs. It comes as a shock to everyone except Mike that Richie is famous.

    “Wait… have you guys never seen Richie’s stuff? Anyone?”
    The Losers all shake their heads, mildly perplexed.
    “Have any of you read Bill’s books? Or seen one of Bev’s dresses on the Red Carpet? Heard about one of Ben’s projects?” Mike questions them, rapid-fire.
    An understanding dawns over Stan’s face.
    “The fucking clown” he breathes.
    “What?” Eddie asks.
    “You all forgot each other, but I never thought about it a lot. It was… kind of hurtful, you know? I mean, I kept track of you all, but none of you seem to know what the others were doing? Richie’s pretty high profile, guys. And none of you even know?”

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    "I almost lost him, and all that matters to me is that he's still here, alive. So he doesn't have to love me the way I love him. He's alive. How could I possibly ever ask for more?"

    Or, Eddie and Richie are the godfathers of Stan and Patty's daughter. Sometimes it's nice to have a baby to rant to about your seemingly unrequited gay crush on your childhood best friend. Sometimes the baby monitor is on without you knowing it.

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    Richie sat beside Eddie’s hospital bed scrolling through a plethora of texts. Eddie stretches waking up to the sound of his phone going off.

    “Who’s texting you...? I know your famous but come on” Eddie laughs a bit holding his chest.

    “Uh. My daughter”

    “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah man. My daughter”

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    22/?
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    34
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    Eddie felt more free than he could have imagined.
    *
    Being back in his home state, even if it wasn’t quite where he grew up, was an exhilarating kind of nostalgia that opened up a world of possibilities for his future.

    Dare he think it… maybe he’d meet a guy here.

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    14/?
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    "Jesus, Eddie, can't you see that you're killing yourself with these things?" Richie shakes the bottle of pills in his hand, just a bit. Just enough to make a small rattling sound. Eddie raises his hand, as though to grab them, but it quickly drops back down to his side. "Richie, I'm fine, okay? They help me. They make me better, because I'm sick." Richie shakes his head, tears noticeable in his eyes. "You're not sick. S-Stop fucking saying that!" Richie shouts, trying his best to hold the tears back. Eddie grabs the bottle of pills from Richie suddenly, taking advantage of the taller boy's moment of weakness. "Why?! It's the truth!" Richie shakes his head. "Eddie, please, put the bottle down, you're killing yourself." Eddie looks down at the orange bottle in his hand. "Why do you care?" Richie sighs, reaching up to push a few dark curls out of his face. "Because, Eddie. You mean just as much to me as that bottle of pills in your hand means to you. And I can't lose you."

    Or in which Richie Tozier is just trying to make a little more money on the side, and Eddie Kaspbrak needs his weekly fix of "medicine."

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    “Can it wait? It’s Valentine’s Day, dude.”

    “It’s Bill. I think he’s having a panic attack and he’s been asking for you over and over.” Stan hesitates before quietly adding, “I think it has something to do with Mike. I can handle this if you can’t make it, but we could really use your help.”

    “Sure, sure. I’ll be there soon.” Richie hangs up before turning to Eddie, “Do you think they’ll save us the table if we leave for a little while? Bill’s in trouble.”

    “I don’t know if they will… But Losers stick together, don’t they?"

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    "we were lovers in a past life, I can see it in your green eyes"

    Eddie and Richie have loved each other for eons. Time and time again, their souls have found each other, and they've fallen in love, soulmates from the dawn of life. They've found eternity in each other, life after life, different every time, but always connected at the core.

    Each chapter is a different life for them, and explores a different time and time period where Eddie and Richie fall in love. The story is set within the same universe as the events of It, but with the promise that what happened wasn't the end for their souls or for their love.

    Each chapter can be read as its own story, or it can be read all together as one.

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    "There's no such thing as perfect. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything." (The Green Fish/"Bathtub Barracuda," Courage the Cowardly Dog, Season 4 Episode 13, "Perfect")

    Town House sex only solves so many things, and while Eddie's happy to have at least one matter settled, he has other problems. Namely: how does he get this werewolf out of his bathtub?

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    Richie Tozier is a closeted English and theatre teacher who has been fighting a war of attrition with burnout. Eddie Kaspbrak is a first-year math teacher who recently moved from New York City, leaving his wife and his old career as a Wall Street financial analyst.

    After they discover they're from the same small town, though, Richie and Eddie slowly realize they have a few more things in common…

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    3/?
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    “Not every day you see a big guy in a dress?” Richie asked.

    “No.” Eddie laughed gently. He struggled to find the words he was looking for to describe how warm he felt inside when he saw Richie smiling like that. “I just - I don't think I’ve seen you look so happy.”

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    11/?
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    23
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    “Let’s go out for dinner tonight,” she says, later. “I don’t feel like cooking and I want to drink something out of a pineapple or a coconut or something.”
    “Bev. My man. My best dude. Yes,” Richie replies from where he’s floating a pool noodle. “Pineapple drink. Let’s do that.”
    “I saw a bar near the grocery store that has hermit crab racing,” Mike says over the top of his cozy mystery he borrowed from the front office.
    “Oh, hell yeah,” Richie says, sitting up so fast he overbalances on his noodle and tips face-first into the water. “This is my destiny,” he sputters, sunglasses sliding off his face, “I was born to be Florida Man.”

     

    After Derry, the Losers take Mike to Florida, Bev remembers exactly who she is.

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    A garage band started by a bunch of losers actually brings people together, whether they expected it or not.
    (i can't write summaries)

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    6/?
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    1
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    By 1996, the Losers are well into college. As they often do, life and time have distanced them in more ways than one. Richie, in an attempt to cling to the normalcy of the past in what feels like a steep slope into a downward spiral, ends up on an unfamiliar doorstep of an all too familiar friend. As if Eddie didn't have to deal with enough on his own plate. The both of them, they quickly come to find out, are unprepared for the storms to come.

    Or: Some of the lost years, recovered. November 1996-November 2004.

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    Build-A-Bear Workshop and Bath and Body Works happen to share the same initials, which sometimes lead to package mishaps at the mall. So when Bill Denbrough opens a box expecting Baby Yoda plushies, instead he finds embarrassing shaped soaps. And of course when he goes to return them he meets the cutest guy he's ever seen. Will he find the courage to get a date for Valentine's Day?

    insp by these posts: x x

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    Another round of laughter surrounds the audience, but it can barely be heard over the rush in Eddie’s ears.

    So, his world may have tilted on its axis the minute Richie’s mouth said the words “in love” and “high school,” but he thinks he’s keeping it together, all things considered.

    He’s half listening to Richie speak, really trying for it, but this new information seems to have kicked his brain into overdrive. He has a crush on one of them? He has a crush on a Loser who’s married?

    One of them. Married.

    Richie is in love with Stanley fucking Uris?

    (based off the tweet "richie makes a single joke in his set about being in love with a childhood friend whose married and eddie flips out because he thinks it’s stan”)

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    15
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    161
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1123

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