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    Stanley 🐢 Uris ✔ @stantheman How?

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    Patricia @pattystweeter And also ‘why’? @stantheman.
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    **Adult Reddie**

    “Okay, correct me if I’m wrong, but it sounds like you’re trying to kill us,” Mike said plainly.
    Beverly laughed, and everyone else begrudgingly smiled but there were some concerned glances. Beverly’s proposition was… worrisome.
    “Never, Mikey!” Beverly smiled, and although it was perfectly stylized it did little to soothe the general worry of the group. “If I wanted you dead, it’d be done already. This is something much more sneaky. I think we should try it out.”
    “And I think you’re crazy,” Mike said. “But hell if I’m not game.”

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    Beverly proposes a game at the expense of Richie and Eddie

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    It's been 27 years and the Losers Club come back to Derry to finish Pennywise off once and for all. Expecting them, Pennywise gets a little creative and chooses the final battleground via a book of children's fairy tales. Now the Losers have to face the eater of worlds in various fairy tale worlds and the only way home is to defeat the killer clown

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    “Are you ready for the little ones?” Stan readout. “What does that mean? What little ones?”

    Richie made a face, “I don’t know but I’m going to guess that it absolutely sucks.”

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    In '89 they defeated Pennywise. In 2016 they have to back.

    It seems normal enough (ignoring the demon space clown and stuff) until the Losers are staring at the Losers. But, like, young.

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    The guilt that her words sent spiralling into Richie's chest was enough that he gasped and his eyes welled up with tears. He'd hurried away without another word.

    Now he was here, just outside the apartment that he shared with Eddie, wondering how he was going to tell his best friend that they were now husbands.

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    (In which Richie accidentally tells his friends that he's married to Eddie, but really they're only best friends and have both been just quietly pining for years.)

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    Richie and Eddie have their first kiss under the mistletoe. 27 years later, they have another.

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    **Adult Reddie au**

    “This is it, this is the one!”

    Richie pushed through the branches of the Christmas trees - the very tasteful and of decent size Christmas trees - and felt his jaw drop when he beheld the behemoth that Eddie was excitedly jumping around. “Eds, you’re joking.”

    “Not at all!” Eddie said, he practically squealed like a goddamn kid. Now he hopped from one foot to the other, like his excitement was something physical that he couldn’t contain. “This is the one I want, Richie. This one. Please!”

    OR, Eddie is extremely excited for Christmas and Richie can't figure out why.

     

    Huge shout out to @winterfyres and @Haderh0e on twitter for the prompts! I love them to death and you should give them a follow!

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    News Caster 2: We found a body....a live one. A 40 year old man by the name of Eddie Kaspbrak according to his ID. From his injuries we expected that he would’ve died being underneath all the rubble. But apparently there was a small opening that he dragged his body in and waited till help came.
    News Caster 1: Thank god we did the investigation right? The most upsetting thing to all of this is no one claimed the guy. But he wouldn’t shut up about a Richie guy?
    News Caster 2: Wait. Like Richie Tozier? The famous comedian of New York????
    News Caster 1: Don’t get your hopes up bitch. There’s many other Richards that are prob called Richie
    News Caster 2: Most are called Dick
    The news casters share a few laughs as the one watching this new report was Beverly. She looked at it with tear filled eyes panicking as she grabbed her phone.
    “Bev what’s wrong?” Ben walked in to check on her.
    “E-Eddie is alive...” Bev starts crying as the news continued on the story while she called her fellow losers.
    Except Richie.

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    Ten chapters focusing on trauma, aftermath, and healing following events caused by the very human and equally horrific Robert "Bob" "Pennywise" Gray. A Spin-Off of sorts to my short story, "Happy."

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    In 1958 seven children clasped their bloody hands together and promised -- swore to each other and to the universe -- to hold their bond close and to come back to each other if the need arose. They forgot, truly and deeply they forgot, but that bond remained, across distance and time and the dark curse of Derry. Those seven children were, really, sort of like soulmates.

    (So it was a good thing that the magic of soul-marks was real and true, right?)

    [Soulmate!AU re-imagining of Stephen King's IT; Eventual Fix-It; Losers-Ensemble Cast]

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    If you’re on tumblr you may have come across of the idea that Eddie and Richie are basically Jenna Marbles and Julien... so here’s a fic of me trying to do that concept justice.

    Richie starts a YouTube channel to help get more exposure on his comedy. Eddie thought it was a good idea until Richie started pointing the camera in his face.

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    "Next time we just go with regular scary!" Eddie yells as they run away.

    "Next time?" Richie shrieks.

    They're idiots.

    Stan loves them.

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    The thing Patty did not anticipate about bereavement was all the fucking paperwork involved.

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    If the world ever ended, how would it happen?

    Eddie still remembers going through a brief phase in his junior year of college where he read dozens of newspaper and magazine articles about that. One second, he was worrying about Ebola or cholera or, hell, maybe it was literally the bubonic plague, and the next, he was giving serious thought to the possibility of apocalypse-by-pandemic. Which of course begged the question – hey, what else could end the world?

    The answer, then and now, is “a lot of things.”

    (A post-IT Chapter 2 apocalypse fic.)

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    LittleKingTrashmouth: should I post my spotify analytics for this year on my insta story

    Stan: Literally no one wants to see that.

    LittleKingTrashmouth: how are my followers supposed to know the artist I listened to the most this year 

    Build-A-Bitch: do we want to know?

    LittleKingTrashmouth: of course he's a lyrical genius 

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    “Okay, all right, well, I think we’re done here,” Eddie sighs, but when he glances into the rear-view mirror, he sees a smile on his face, and his cheeks are flushed. He frowns as something occurs to him. “Wait, are we? What did you call me for?”

    “You called me, Eduardo.”

    “I called you back, idiot!”

    “Yeah, yeah. I dunno, man,” Richie says easily enough. Eddie can hear his fingers rattling against some hard surface as he talks, restlessly drumming as he speaks. “I saw Stan, and suddenly I realised that I fucking missed him, and then hot on the tails of that I was like… man, do I miss Eddie, jeez! So I called. That’s all. No biggie.”

    “Oh,” Eddie breathes, and does not try to stop the pleased smile blooms with Richie’s words. “I, uh. I miss you too, jackass. God only knows why, but I do.”

    Richie groans happily. “Man, that’s the stuff! Nobody insults me like you do, Eds.”

    “Nobody deserves it like you,” Eddie grins, and Richie bursts into laughter. Eddie’s soul soars at the sound of it.

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    The Losers are back together, but no one knows how.
    Eddie Kaspbrak and Stanley Uris get a second chance at life, but what's the catch?

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    “What’d you bring for dessert?” Bev shouts to them over the wind and snow, as Richie ducks into the car to take Audrey out of her seat. He makes eye contact with Eddie as he’s climbing out of the driver’s seat, the two of them presumably thinking the same thing.

    “I’ll go,” Richie says.

    “No, I can—” Eddie starts to say, but Richie waves him off and stops unbuckling Audrey.

    “I was going to make something and I spaced,” Richie tells him. “I’ll just go out and grab something and come right back.”

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    Richie and Ben are both trans and become friends because of it. They hang out more and pine over Eddie and Bev, creating their own little club.

    The Pining Club.

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    Post IT Chapter Two and set during Barry season 2-ish
    Barry is presented with the chance to meet a brother he doesn't entirely remember having and then being pulled into his brother's life after stopping the assassination of his brother's fiance. Oh yeah there's also a wedding.
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    First Richie's presumably death brother is at his hotel room and the next he's tackling Eddie to the ground just in time to save him from a bullet to the chest. What the hell is going on?

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