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    Mike Hanlon has stayed in Derry for 27 years with one goal: to kill It. Now that's accomplished he calls a meeting of the Loser's Club, ending marriages, changing lives and making everything just a little bit gayer.

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    He’s overdosed on sleep.
    His brain is suffocating with nightmares.
    The bed swallows him whole and he is dead.
    The stars still shinning in the sky don’t wish him goodbye.

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    He paused, turning away from the black holes that were Eddie's eyes, and trying to think of the most passive way he could say something genuine. Without professing his love, or crying, or both.

    Richie settled down into his bed, tucked under the covers as much as he could and he spoke. A quiet tone that honest-to-god felt unfamiliar in his own mouth.

    "I…"

    There was silence, as he refocused. Just knowing Eddie was expecting something. And Richie was never one to let down Eddie, he hoped he never would be.

    "I don't think there's anywhere else I'd wanna be, Eds."

    Or Richie tries to get his shit together, so does Eddie, and they both are oblivious as fuck for way too long.

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    “He’s two?” Richie asks, face contorting into shock.” You have let your two year old in Derry?”

    “I didn’t have much of a choice.” Eddie protests.

    “Mine are with their mother, why didn’t you just do that?!”

    “Because she was abusive!” Eddie snaps, all eyes falling on him as he death grips his glass of red wine. Richie blinks at him, and then takes another swig of his beer.” I practically married my mom. Our older son has ADHD, and Myra never managed it correctly. She almost overdosed him on sleeping pills when he was around seven. I got my kids away from that monster and divorced her. Bertie was one, he can’t remember her, but he often wants her. He wants a mother; I know that.”

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    It seemed as though Stanley Uris just knew everything. All the other losers club members seemed to accept how he always predicted which movie would be good or bad or that they would have a Pop quiz in class.

    Since the encounter with the clown in the sewers beneath Derry. Stan seems to have moved on from merely knowing things to something much more.

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    The Losers all loved each other, of course, but outside of the designated couples, it was more of a familial love. Not romantic. So there were no plans for them to, like, all start dating. Hell, Ben and Patty were both straight, and he and Mike were both gay, so it could never happen.

    No, the sex was just some fun. Another way to be close, too, sure. But mostly just for fun.

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    Richie Tozier has a secret. It's not that he's bisexual. God, no. He's plenty open about that during his stand-up—Trashmouth is out now on Netflix!—but there's one that he's not telling. And he knows nobody will believe it if he told them anyway, so for once, he'll keep his mouth shut.

    Eddie Kaspbrak has a secret, too. As a celebrity chauffeur, it's better to keep his personal life...personal. He's never met anyone he wanted to tell, anyway. So it's going to stay quiet.

    Two men. Two secrets. High-profile jobs. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

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    Richie sat beside Eddie’s hospital bed scrolling through a plethora of texts. Eddie stretches waking up to the sound of his phone going off.

    “Who’s texting you...? I know your famous but come on” Eddie laughs a bit holding his chest.

    “Uh. My daughter”

    “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah man. My daughter”

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    Eddie moved the beanie back down, pulling it almost halfway down Richie’s forehead where he liked it.

    “You are a beautiful, beautiful man,” Eddie said with such sincerity that Richie almost believed him.

    Almost.

    “And I love you so, so much. You know that right?”

    Richie blinked back the tears that were threatening to fall.

    Eddie’s hands were still pressing on his cheeks, distorting his words a bit as he replied, “I love you too."

     

    Promptober Day 7: Beanies

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    "I know why you didn't tell me. Why neither of you told me. What happened to is unbelievable- impossible but," another shudder as she met his eyes again, "after you called him, something more impossible happened. I would have believed anything after that. Any clown, any monster, any impossibility, Mike, than Stan leaving me like that. I would have believed anything."

    "I know." His throat hurt. Everything hurt.

    "No. You don't."

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    “Where were you?”

    “I—” Eddie freezes. In all the time since he woke up in the car, he hadn’t once thought about what he was doing before. Now that he is thinking about it… well, he can’t recall. Try as he might, the last thing he remembers is waking up with Richie curled around him this morning, kissing his neck and promising to make Eddie breakfast. “Just went for a drive.”

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    My piece for the HallowRen's Spooktacular It Project

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    “You’re acting like this isn’t totally bonkers batshit insane,” Eddie said, turning on him.

    “Oh, it totally is,” Richie replied. “Feeling better about it now that you’re here, though.”

    Eddie’s face dissolved into an expression of soft surprise, “I’m...well. Well, good. That's...that's good."

    Richie tilted his head along the back of his chair so he was looking at Eddie. He gave a small smile, and Eddie felt like his resurrected heart was going to explode.

    “I’m happy I’m here too. With...with you, I mean," Eddie continued lamely, and Richie's smile widened. "I mean, let's face it...I couldn't handle being a zombie without you by my side."

     

    Promptober Day 1: Magic

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    Stanley Uris wakes up and goes home.

    For twenty years, home has been Patty.

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    how to cope: the patricia blum-uris story

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    They may have adjusted to being sensates, but unfortunately, not all their problems were solved. As it turns out, their new problems came with a red balloon.

    An it/sense8 au (read notes for explanation)

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    Richie Tozier was born on a rainy Sunday in March. March seventh, nineteen seventy-six to be exact. Her birth name- that she absolutely despises- is Richella Rainee Tozier, because her parents had jokes well before she was born. She was named after her moms dad, Richard, and her middle name came from, well, the fucking rain. As the middle child, the first girl, she was offended. Because why in the fuck couldn’t her parents name her brother Richard, instead of mother fucking Nathan Lee Tozier. Hell, even her baby sister had a nicer name. Penelope Claire Tozier. Bull shit.

    There was something about the rain that always made her skin crawl, and for good reason. She just didn’t know what that reason was until June fifteenth, the middle of the week. She got a call from one Michael Hanlon, of Derry, Maine, and she ran out of her show with her manager at her heels, running faster down the street than she’s ever been known to run, pure fear coursing through her veins.

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    A garage band started by a bunch of losers actually brings people together, whether they expected it or not.
    (i can't write summaries)

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5qHA64nY4sxclpdtcpF3AI?si=83be43873fc1436b

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    “I want someone to fall in love with me! However, for ME to fall in love with them in return I have to get over being in love with Eddie first. But eh I’m working on that! Also! Might I remind you all we faced and defeated an alien clown… twice! We are all traumatized as fuck and just now able to start our lives fully without any lingering fear of IT coming back. "You know what I mean?” He sighs tiredly.

    He puts his glasses back on. The computer screen comes into focus again. He is met with the sight of every single person staring with wide eyes, mouths hanging open.

    “Guys? What’s wrong? Did I say something wro…” Richie doesn’t finish his question. He didn’t have to. His mind catches up to what he just said. His eyes land on Eddie. A very red Eddie. Who is sputtering helplessly. 

    “W-What did you just say?” Eddie stutters.

    TRIPLE FUCK!

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    Mike has a plan to get their friends back
    title is just lyrics from the song i was listening to by The Killers the car outside

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    Patty gets ready to officially meet the Losers Club after they return from Derry

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