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    Theon Greyjoy deserved better than he got. This is a story of what should have been. AU

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    2/?
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    All Time Top 5 Break-ups (in chronological order)
    1. Robb
    2. Jeyne Poole
    3. Renly Baratheon
    4. Kyra and Patrek
    5. Gilly
    Jon Snow is not getting into the Top 5.

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    A year and a half after the accident, Jon still suffers from PTSD and occasional panic attacks – until he learns of scar cover-up tattoos, and of his cousin's former best friend Theon having a tattoo studio.

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    Chapters:
    7/24
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    1
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    113
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1367
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    Jason Lannister doesn't want to play the game of thrones, but he's forced into it anyways.

    He didn't want to be reborn into this world, but he was anyway, and now he had to deal with House Lannister as best he could.

    But that's a lot to ask from one man.

    The self-insert tries his best.

    Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion have an older brother who knows something...

    Lannister centric fic! The main focus will be on House Lannister!

    (There is no need to read the other fics in this series to understand the plot of this fic)

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    43,518
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    120
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    338
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    11863
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    "It was the taste of Winterfell. The taste of innocence. The taste of dreams." The Freys and Boltons don't betray Robb Stark and march south towards King's Landing. In her golden chains, his sister Sansa must find a way to survive until her brother comes to liberate Westeros. But as a Lannister pawn, she gets thrown into a marriage she did not expect.

    Pre, during and post crucial battle.
    Pre: mostly Sansa-centered
    Post: Arianne, Margaery, Myrcella, Roslin become more important

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    Chapters:
    43/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    14525
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    If a man is straight, he's not going to stop being straight just because he likes a cock up his ass sometimes. Theon is sure enough of himself to know.

    Or, Theon slowly unlearns some of that good old Greyjoy bullshit, and learns some more about himself.

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    4/4
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    119
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    17
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    2090
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    “No this is luck,” Patrek says, gesturing to his moustache, “the dress,” and he leans towards her and lifts the grey satin, “that’s skill.”

    Sansa is just dancing with Patrek, isn't she?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    88
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    Patrek fails to find himself a costume in time for his and Theon's Halloween party, so Theon decides to take the matter into his own hands.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    85
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    On Halloween, Robb takes the opportunity to sneak out to Jeyne's party, leaving Jon in his costume and Theon to mistake which brother he's speaking to.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    443
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    After the deaths of Robb and Cat, and Ned before them, a worse for wear Theon returns to Winterfell for the funeral and Jon struggles with new responsibilities.

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    4/?
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    18
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    614
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    Robert's Rebellion finds its fate in the snowy fields of the Riverlands, but that does not mean the war is over. The Iron Fleet gathers below Pyke, as the beleaguered strongholds of the Rebellion wait desperately for relief. The war has entered its final, bloody stage, but there is an end in sight—The Mad King waiting atop the Iron Throne for rebels to burn.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2168
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    When Robb walks into the bar with date Olyvar, Theon pressures Patrek into charading as his.

    (Please be aware that this is Patrek POV, and Patrek/Olyvar along with Robb and Theon's jealousy is the main focus)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    26
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    When Theon has a thing for his new roommate he turns to a stiff drink and a friend to vent his frustrations.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    15
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    28
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    323
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    A series of novellas inspired by George R. R. Martin's Tales of Dunk and Egg.

    Rhaegar won the Rebellion. Daemon Snow is the bastard of King Rhaegar and Lady Lyanna. He's grown up in Winterfell, but as he turns four-and-ten, the King sends for him. A tragic opportunity on the road to King's Landing gives him the chance to avoid the viper's pit of the Capital and take to the road as a hedge knight, where adventures and dangers abound.
    Massively AU.
    Part One completed!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    237
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    Jedi Benjen Stark and his padawan, Jon Snow, along with their trusty android, seek transport to the rebel base at Riverrun. Just as luck would have it, Theon has found himself in a situation he could do with a way out of.

    Meanwhile, Robb Stark has been taken prisoner by the Lannisters, but he has no intention of sticking around.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    273
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    Semi-coherent snippets of various crack AUs and crossovers.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    61
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    862
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    The new session has barely started and up in Winterfell things already get way too complicated.

    Gendry and Arya have a hard time keeping their relationship a secret, especially while living together with not one brother but two and the biggest prattler of the whole damn campus. Theon and Robb are only one beer pong game away from not jumping their girlfriends but each other. And besides struggling with their exams, Dany and Jon have to face the fact that hate and love do sometimes come just hand in hand.

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    1 fic, 3 ships, 6 different points of view. Read everything alongside each other or just the POVs of the ships you prefer.

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    1: Jon | 2: Gendry
    3: Daenerys | 4: Robb
    5: Jon | 6: Arya
    7: Theon | 8: Daenerys
    9: Robb | 10: Gendry
    11: Jon

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    309
    Kudos:
    311
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    He had looked handsome the night before, stately in his reticence with steel eyes, in both colour and hard nature, and set jaw. Today his expression is softened, it is a different sort of beauty and she finds herself struck by how personable he is now she has gotten past what she misinterpreted as condescension. For a moment, she allows herself the hope that is her that has sparked this change in attitude until she dismisses it on account of the reception she had received at that prior meeting.

    Jeyne joins Sansa and the rest of the beau monde in London where they run into family and old acquaintances. Little but the appearance of Jon Snow appears to have changed about him, he is still the reserved young man that had treated her with polite indifference since adolescence, and finding herself a spectator of others' love-lives, she has doubts that she will ever have one of her own, but events have her reconsidering these conclusions.

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    English
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    3,238
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    365
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    Many would liken blue irises to the sea or pools one could find themselves lost in, but Robb’s are a clear summer sky, the colour of the heavens below which they have spent long happy days. They have him think of games below a beating sun, of scrumping apples they may have been gladly given had they asked, but that was all part of the fun, of lying back on the bank of the river dreaming of adulthood and their freedom. Theon could laugh at that now, their flights of fantasy. Some of his best memories were formed under the ether. For others only the blue of Robb’s eyes hung over him.

     

    It has been over a year since Theon, Viscount Greyjoy, parted on cool terms from his school mate, the now styled 'Earl of Winterfell'. With Lord Winterfell having returned from his travels across the continent, the pair are thrown back together at the season's social events. With their attentions captured by one another, they find themselves somewhat distracted from goings on of the bon ton.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,755
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    902
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    Arya Stark, former assassin-in-training and current exile from the mysterious order of Faceless Men, nurses a broken heart and some serious grudges as she makes her way across Westeros, seeking revenge on those who have taken what is most precious to her. Will she find peace in a land still caught up in the throes of war, or will mysterious forces succeed in shaping her destiny, and with it, the destiny of all Westeros?

    Second in a three part series.

    12/8/20 ch 41 posted, hastily (i.e. possible typos, will fix as able)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    414,051
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    1659
    Kudos:
    1978
    Bookmarks:
    246
    Hits:
    65205

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