20 Works in Patchface (ASoIaF)

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    Summary

    Part II of The Westerosi Saga: Extradimensional horrors threaten to destroy the Seven Kingdoms--as well as all life as we know it--and Captain Jade Hasegawa of the Starfleet Rangers has to rise to stop them. If she accidentally conquers Westeros in the process, well... oops? Oops counts at a court-martial, right? Right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,384
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3427
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    The Winds of Winter are blowing hotter than one would think, Aegon Targaryen has landed on Westeros taken Storms End and United the minor lords and what's left of them to his cause, Jon Connington sits at Dragonstone with their fleet.

    Sansa Stark is in the vale with Littlefinger when news reaches of the surviving Targaryen, he tells her means to broker a truce with the dragon prince it does not go as planned.

    Ceresi Lannister finds herself with another enemy in the dragon prince Jamie is in the river lands Roose Bolton will do as Tywin once done not lift a finger to help her keep the Iron Throne, her armies are stretched thin, tired and battleworn how much longer will they fight for a boy king who like his brother before her seems incapable of keeping it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,601
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3458
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    A wishful end for ASOIAF. And a sequel to Mummers' Show. Rhaegar and Lyanna are alive after everyone believed them dead for almost twenty years. They travel north to find their son Jon Snow and face winter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    612,674
    Chapters:
    86/100
    Comments:
    1432
    Kudos:
    2461
    Bookmarks:
    195
    Hits:
    105667
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    Sansa lived a good life, happy and free of any cares, until the age of 13, when men rudely burst in and complicated it.

    After her father dies, accused of treason by her betrothed and his mother, and her family loses everything, she's driven into the arms of many false friends. After a final betrayal, she decides she can't take the pain any longer.

    When she leapt into the surging waves, she didn't expect to ever wake up again, certainly not to an arrogant face smirking down at her, but this man who is not a man has a gift to offer her. A long life, freedom and strength, and an end to all her sorrows.

    It sounds perfect, but all gifts come with a price, and as the years go by, Sansa realizes she's not happy. Perhaps she's a fool, but she still wants more. Her search never ends in the desired result, until one day, when a violent storm takes a ship and sends a solemn young stranger her way.

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    This is sea gods, dark mermaids and mortals, an enchanted palace under the sea, love and friendship and most of all a story about Sansa's resilience. A dark The Little Mermaid rewrite, with some Beauty and the Beast elements mixed in and major inspiration from Augusta Webster's poem Circe....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,047
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2479
  5. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of pre-series asoiaf drabbles.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,407
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    310
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    8524
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    5 years later, the Starks and the Baratheons are ready to move on.
    Arya is getting married to Gendry Baratheon, but the wedding is organized by 22 years old Sansa, who is very curious about Stannis, also known as "The one true CEO".
    Oh, yes: Littlefinger and Melisandre are there to try and spoil things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,339
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    225
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    5025
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    Summary

    Windproud shatters in Shipbreaker Bay, and Cassana wakes alone on a storm-swept beach.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1400
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    It was what she told herself, a prayer all of her own. Words are wind words are wind words are wind. Actions, intention, loyalty, those spoke louder than any gale.

     
    Shireen grows up with a father's love and attention, Stannis learns to care. When the stags stand together, predators ought to know better than to walk unwary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,741
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    984
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    Look, man, I don't know, it just uh. ::sighs and shakes her head.:: It just sort of happened?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,037
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    1497
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    8400
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    It was their duty, and none of them would abandon their duty, not in a thousand painful winters.

    In reckless fantasy and innocent dreams, House Baratheon somehow finds closure—and unlikely queens bring hope to the Seven Kingdoms.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Summary

    The “ignore me, I’m not talking to your door, I’m just whispering to my cat who likes to climb into your house through your open perpetually open window and sleep on your sofa or dining table and now refuses to leave” AU

    Patchface, Stannis Baratheon's fat old cat, takes a liking to Davos Seaworth. Well, Davos Seaworth's couch. Cat shenanigans ensue, and maybe something else as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    583
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    Summary

    "I know his name. Was there ever a name so apt? It proclaims his bastardy, his high birth, and the turmoil he brings with him."
    A short story about Edric's flight from Dragonstone and his exploits in Lys

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,034
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    220
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    Written for Tumblr's Shireen Baratheon week. Some positivity for our beloved stag princess and her valiant knight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    245
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    Summary

    Станнис Баратеон вынужден существовать рядом с людьми, которые ему неприятны. Семь маленьких зарисовок-воспоминаний о некоторых их них, и восьмая – о женщине, ни на кого не похожей.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    182
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    Siete reinos en Poniente, siete reinas para cada reino. Dos reinos más-allá, dos reinas sin serlo. Y la reina que fue pero que lo perdió todo.

    Diez drabbles de 500 palabras, uno para cada reina.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    177
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    The onion knight and the rightful princess of the Seven Kingdoms meet and talk about flowers and politics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    577
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Modern AU:
    Melisandre did not particularly like children, but nevertheless, here was a terrified Shireen Baratheon standing right in front of her

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    505
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    “My cousin,” he said politely, putting a hand on her shoulder and squeezing it, “It is good to meet you at last.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,031
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    547
  19. Tags
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    Melisandre vs Patchface

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    535
  20. Tags
    Summary

    The tourney was never Shireen's wish. Maester Pylos, of all people, first suggested it, and the rest of Shireen's council thought it a splendid plan. No doubt the idea had come out of some historical tome the maester had read - Shireen wasn't sure if he would even be able to hum a love song under pain of torture. "I refuse to marry someone simply because he can knock a man off a horse," she insisted, quiet but stubborn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1568

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