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    “Can’t you just speak without overthinking everything you tell me? Did you get nothing out of me being vulnerable for the first time like ever? You are such an idiot sometimes, Dream.” The harsh tone made heat bubble up in his veins, he didn’t want to fight with George but it was obvious that’s what the other wanted from him.

    “Aren’t you even just a little worried about what I could say? That I could tell you how many times I was seconds away from buying a plane ticket to London because you couldn’t be here? That I could tell you how you being here has sent me into a spiral of desire and longing that sometimes I lay in bed and my chest hurts so bad knowing you are in the other room and I wasn’t brave enough to make a move? That I could tell you about the first time I realized I am hopelessly in love with you?”

    (or George is good at feelings and Dream is too stubborn to believe him.)

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    Florida is... Hot. Almost unbearably so under his mask and with his foolish decision to wear a hoodie. But he’s here, sweating and overheating but here nonetheless. And he’s going to meet his idiot best friends in ten minutes.

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    About halfway through his emails Dream heard a knock on the door. He highlighted the sentence he was on and spun around in his chair, getting up to get the door.

    "Breakfast," Sapnap said with a smile. "It's not optional." He cut Dream off as the blonde opened his mouth to come up with an excuse.

    "Let me finish this email at least? Please?" He begged Sapnap who gave him a deadpan look. "If I leave it now I'll have to start from the beginning and you know I'll just skim the whole thing and miss details then, come on."

    "Fine, you get 10 minutes." Sapnap held up a timer on his phone.

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    When Earth’s scientists discover that their worst nightmare, a black hole swallowing their planet, is about to come true, Dream calls George from across an ocean one last time.

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    Box.

    Just a simple cardboard box.

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    Dream has lived in a box for a long time, but then he meets George and stuff starts happening.

    Also

    Paches is one of the main characters.

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    George never thought he would get to experience loving Dream again.

    Not like this.

     

    Or

     

    Dream is released from prison and he and George leave everything behind so he can heal.

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    "So what do you think about Florida?" he works up the courage to ask, head tilted as his heart thrums in his chest and ears, echoing loudly, making him worry that the brunet before him can hear it.

    A hum escapes a pink mouth, accompanied by a small smile forming on lips, and a faint voice whispers into the silence of the room, "I love it here, Dream," a green gaze connecting with a brown one in the subtle darkness creeping in as clouds pass over the glowing moon in the blackened sky.

    Or, George finally visits Florida, and when he and Dream's usual playful flirting carries over to their in-person conversation, they both realize that maybe the so-called "playful" flirting was nowhere near playful, but rather the opposite.

    - Inspired by the song "I DONT WANT 2 B UR FRIEND" by Devon -

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    George had never been vocal before. Not before a certain blonde haired, stupidly handsome Floridian boy ambushed his heart- and more importantly, his desire. Ever since George had moved in with his best friend, he found beads of want and lust trickling down his body and pooling below his hips. Now the British man had one pale hand clamped around his mouth, the other racking himself of pleasure. He couldn't help it, couldn't help needing it, couldn't help when he all but shouted- "Ah! Dream, yes~!!" as white bliss covered his senses.

    And then Dream walked in.

    or,

    Dream catches George jerking off to him. Neither of them are sure of what this means, but the dam of forbidden and uncertain thoughts has been unlocked.

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    Soulmate au where you can feel your soulmate's strong emotions

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    “‘can i help you?’

    tall stranger smiled. ‘no, but i can help you,’ he stuck out his hand. a piece of plastic with the dairy queen logo on top laid flat in his palm, underneath in neat handwriting was the name ‘nick’.

    his name tag.’

    or,

    sapnap loses his name tag and a handsome stranger returns it to him.

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    For the past five years, Nick has driven his truck across America, solitary and punctual. It's a good existence if one has no interest in holding onto people from the past, and Nick doesn't; he doesn't have interest in people in general. So, when he finds himself letting a mysterious young man with no past of his own into his cab, Nick doesn't know why and he definitely doesn't plan to keep him around. But the man's secrets have no answers except for strange and disturbing ones that contain secrets of their own, and Nick can do nothing but hang on for the ride. As the two of them are dragged deeper into this strange world, it becomes clear that they can only trust each other. Will love be enough to let them keep their sanity?

    (CW: As stated by the tags and the archive warnings, this fic will contain descriptions of past abuse, both sexual and otherwise, as well as explicit sex, consensual and otherwise.)

    updates every wednesday (in an ideal world)

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    In this book Dream, Sapnap, George, and Patches (maybe a few others at times) go through the challenges of living together. They do things such as going on a road trip, going on a roller coaster or facing life problems etc.

    This book is being written strictly for entertainment/comedic and isn't meant to be accurate/serious in any way!

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    Dream and Techno finally meetup and spend time together in Techno's bedroom. Techno's sister comes in and causes a vulnerable yet sweet moment between the two.

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    His breathe caught in his throat as he stared at it. A small wild flame of hope igniting as his axe disappeared back into his inventory. This could be it. A possible escape far from the server. No one would be able to find him and, bitterly he thought, who would look?

    Or,

    Dream runs away and ends up in Philzas hardcore minecraft server. Dream is adopted and father-son bonding occurs, all while tensions remain high in the Dream smp.

    Canon divergence for after the election.

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    “Alright, pretty boy, we’ll keep at it then,” the being sighs and taps George’s bloodied cheek roughly before getting up. The blade is yanked out of George’s torso, and the sword makes a terrifying scraping noise as it’s dragged along the stone floor. George musters up all of his strength to tilt his head straight up.

    “Have a fun time in Florida!” the figure shouts as its footsteps fade away. When the maze falls quiet again, George leans his head back against the wall and clutches his side, blood spluttering out of his mouth as he sobs.

    At the age of twenty-one, a mark matching with a soulmate appears somewhere on the skin. Everyone’s supposed to have one, but… George has a problem. He’s turning twenty-four soon, and his mark still hasn’t shown up – and the recurring nightmares of being stabbed to death don’t make his life any easier, either.

    (Title from Neon Lights by Pim Stones)

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    “George I-” Dream lets out a choked sob, body shuttering as more tears leak from his eyes.

    “Close your eyes, listen to my voice alright?” George whispers into tanned skin. The blonds head jerks up and down, nodding shakily. 

    George lifts his head and gently kisses the shell of Dream’s ear. 

    “I want you to inhale for four seconds. Can you do that for me, love?”

     

    Or, Dream is having a bad day and George comforts him.

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    It's a dsmp zombie apocalypse au! I had this idea at like 11 pm and me and my friend spun a silly random wheel to decide who dies and whatnot lmao

    I'm not really confident in it seeing how many zombie aus I've been seeing (and they're like rlly good) but I'm going to anyway bc I'm invested in it :D

    I hope it's good?? At least good enough???

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    Two kingdoms at war
    Two very different princes that have grown up to hate each other
    …"hate" each other...

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    This was originally my first work of fanfiction, and I started it at the beginning of July. It is meant to take place in the summer of 2021, and aligns similarly to the events of when Sapnap left Dream to visit Karl. Many of the details are different however, as I was writing this before that actually happened and before George in Florida Truthers were as widespread.

    Basically, Sap leaves to visit Karl and Quackity so George comes to live with him and Dream so that Dream isn't so lonely. Except, a disgruntled George--due to reconsidering his feelings for Dream as being possibly more than platonic after a conversation with Wilbur--runs into a quite literally (you'll see) homophobic witch, who takes out her annoyance on George with a curse only to be broken by a true love's kiss.

     

    ...OR, in this fic's reality: George has not yet seen Dream's face, Patches is beyond adorable, and Dream has created a playlist--featuring Sweater Weather and Heat Waves, of course--to listen to with George on the way home from the airport. George's flight does not work out as expected and Dream is left "alone" at the airport thinking George doesn't even care enough to text him to tell him that he isn't actually coming

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    Necromancy was a slippery slope of controversy, but Dream was pretty sure most people looked up to his chosen path within the art. He didn’t bring people back as a rule, unwilling to drag himself into that discourse. Instead, he brought back pets, and even then he didn’t bring them back as shambling corpses.

    No; Dream specialized in ghosts.

    “What was his name?” Dream asked as he walked around the room, setting up the requirements for the spell. An arrangement of five candles, capstones on a star traced out in chalk on the ground. In the center, an empty fishbowl, a small toy that was supposedly based on the fish he was reviving, and a small folded-up note.

    “Beckerson,” the man replied.

    --

    Soulmate AU: You have an animal that only you and your soulmate can see. Dream had sought out his soulmate before. A million spells and tricks, all failing. His soulmate didn't want to be found and so he set his happily-ever-after aside in favor of his necromancy business. He wasn't expecting to meet his soulmate there, in the midst of a grief-driven ghost summoning, but there George was, pulling him headfirst into a rabbit hole of magic lessons, ghosts, and finally, love.

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