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    AKA "Good Omens but make it Moceit"
    Janus, demon, and Patton, angel, have come to enjoy life on Earth (and each other's company...) So much so that when Heaven and Hell give them instructions to instigate Armageddon, they attempt to disobey. Chaos ensues.
    [It's literally Exactly What it Says on the Tin. Good Omens, but with Sanders Sides characters]
    [Indefinite hiatus]

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    An Existential Fairytale


    A woman awakens in a strange and unfamiliar body to find herself in the dangerous realm of Eorzea, with no knowledge of who she is or how she got there. When she meets an oddly-familiar, heroic traveler teaching an obscure, mystical sword art, she joins him in a series of escapades and humorous misadventures to learn his unusual style of magic, help him solve a mystery from his past, and regain her memories.


    Eventual spoilers: RDM & MSQ thru 4.0

    Who will likely enjoy this story the most: Anyone who grooved to "The Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix vol. 1", got most of the references in "Ready Player One", and was disappointed by "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".

    Who will get the most authentic experience from it: Anyone who hasn't played FFXIV before &/or has a hazy memory when it comes to movies and other popular culture from the past 8 decades. If this is you, just go with it. Hope you're comfortable with recurring déjà vu.

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    In this version, Garak played the Bond girl.

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    If I have on Occaſion added to my Story, I admit alſo to Subtraction, for tho' I cheerfully own in my posthumous Volumes what muſt scandalize thoſe with a Surfeit of Propriety, viz. my wholehearted Embrace of male Dress and Manner when it ſuits me, yet there are Subjects that even I have avoided, not only becauſe to diſcover them would be to riſk too much the Cenſure of Poſterity, but alſo becauſe it pleaſes me that Arabella and I should have a Secret from the World.

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    You listen well and follow my voice, I’ll say. Just you, without a name. Attaching a name attaches you to the world of fact, riskier, more hazardous: who knows what the chances are out there, of survival, yours? I will say you, you, you, like an old Temple song. You can mean more than one.

    You can mean thousands. Can mean a Temple filled with love.

    I’m not in immediate danger, I’ll say to you.

    I’ll pretend you can hear me.

    But it’s no good, because I know you can’t.

     
    At the end of the Clone Wars, the Jedi Order fell. Please note that "to fall" does not mean "to be killed."

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    Child, I fear you may find Wonderland a much randier place than you remember...

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    Swisstopher A. Ghoul's gothic novella, revisited.

    When something unsettling descends on a tidal island off the south coast of Scotland, a cardinal is brought in from Edinburgh to investigate.

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    To show the similarities between the characters of Holmes and Snape, an incident from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is re-told, largely via verbatim or minimally-edited quotes from various Holmes stories.

    Chapter 2 is the same story, but with links everywhere quotes are used, leading to online texts of the Holmes stories. So, if you're a fellow Holmes fan, much of this is going to seem very familiar to you, and for good reason!

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    Kirkwall's new viscount needs to unwind. The Knight-Commander proves accommodating.

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    If John Bridgens Were Your Boyfriend
    By Henry Peglar on September 20th, 2018 in If X Were Your Y

    If John Bridgens were your boyfriend, he would never bother you about the fact that you own two clearly well-worn, sloppily annotated copies of both There Will Be Poems and All This Natural Misery. He wouldn’t mind thumbing one open on a rainy November evening and reading your favourites back to you, his voice soft and low.

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    An approach to the Backrooms.

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    Raffles and Bunny are forced to hunt ghosts to escape prison, and their first case is a new house with a dark history, where both their skillsets are put to the test.

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    There are no clear beginnings or endings in the legend of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Only scattered fragments, like stars drifting through the skies.
    This is the tale of an old man who died on the first Death Star. A man in love with a beautiful, if not distant, duchess. A young Knight struggling to train his unruly apprentice. A fierce warrior and gifted diplomat, fighting tirelessly for a galaxy reborn. A wizened old hermit trudging through the sand, searching, searching…

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    Miss Bingley resolved to preserve herself from affection should another gentleman of dexterous mind and compatible temperament find her deficient in rank and character as to perceptibly refuse her intimated tenderness, her hand, and her twenty thousand pounds.

    Colonel Fitzwilliam, on the other hand, continued seeking someone to gratify with his sincere regard and unshaken constancy.

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    The facts of the case at hand are rather simple. The Prosecution, acting under the authority of the Fifth House, alleges that one Malcolm Eahta murdered one Damaris Panca roughly one year ago. Eahta alleges that he did not in fact murder Panca. Panca, being murdered, does not allege anything.

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    Майяуэль подслушивает из кустов... то есть из куста. Потому что она и есть куст.

    Иллюстрация к макси "Почти человек".

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    Иллюстрация к макси "Почти человек".

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    While conducting an antiqurian tour of coastal settlements in southern Ferngill, an inquisitive recent graduate travels to an isolated place with a rich and shadowed history. Upon meeting the locals, including an unnaturally pale youth she is instantly captivated by, the narrator starts to suspect that the inhabitants of Pelican Town might not be what they seem.

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    Liberty leads the people, but looks away. Justice looks up to the heavens, but is blind.

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    A brief coda to the most recent fic in the Squire’s Wife Tadfield AU Series, featuring Drs. Hastur and Liguri and their love of puerile pranks.

    “I have been placed on something called administrative leave,” said Dr. Lizard. “I cannot go and teach the young how to explode things until I go before a review board. And I dare not explode anything myself before that is done. My life is very dull and I miss my work.”

    “I know,” said Dr. Froggy. “We do not have to explode things to have some fun. Let me think of some jokes to play."

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