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    "So he guesses this could be considered the unfortunate, sad way it began, somehow. It isn't really, though. It just gave them some kind of beginning, but not this beginning. Not the beginning for this. It doesn't really make sense, but even in his own head he isn't sure anything does. Especially when it concerns Dan. All he knows is that even at that time he was far, far from imagining what was waiting for him.

    He was so far from knowing what Dan Howell was going to do to him."

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    dan is greg's little brother. greg is phil's best friend.

    phil discovers what craving someone actually means

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    Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

    A king of darkness and a king of light.

    Not everything is what it seems.

    OR the one where Dan is a hurt and small Pastel boy and Phil is a punk asshole.

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    Phil thinks he is in love with Marzia, so he goes to a party to woo her.

    Dan doesn't know what he thinks, so he attends the party to keep an eye on Phil.

    Is it even possible to save a life, drop acid, get in a car chase, adopt a kitten, steal an heirloom, win a drinking game, get the girl, lose the girl, jump off a roof, wear pastel clothing, and fall in love with your best friend in one night?

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    You see, Dan wasn’t the most popular kid. He liked soft things and flower crowns and makeup and honestly couldn’t care less about gender rules, so it really wasn’t a surprise that dumb high schoolers were picking on him. Phil wasn’t popular either, but from much different reasons. He was quiet and intimidating and charming in a dark way, (you haven’t heard that from Dan) full of black ink and metal piercings.

    and the rumors about Dan being "a queer" look insignificant next to rumors about Phil being "a violent-bailed-out-of-prison-drug-user queer" (yes its dumb of him to believe rumors when there were rumors about him too, but Dan was, in fact, 'a queer', so he would rather not test any other rumors to be true or false)

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    ♡ One Shot ♡

    In which Dan and Phil are secret agents undercover in a British high school to take out a bomb threat.

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    Honestly? there isnt enough chubby dan in this fandom so im taking matters into my own hands

    ...or where dan is a soft chubby boy and we (phil) love him very much.

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    After moving to London, Phil Lester buys a shop and turns it into a tattoo parlor. The shop next door is a small coffee shop. One day after closing the parlor for the night, Phil goes over to the coffee shop and meets a cute stranger who works there. His nametag ID's him as, Daniel.

    (Or the one where Punk!Phil slowly falls in love with the Pastel!Dan coffee shop worker next door.)

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    Pastel Dan is forced to take his little cousin to the concert of punk pop sensation Phil Lester, but winds up accidentally meeting him and having an amazing night - and incredible few weeks - with the boy.
    I found a fic that I loved but was unfinished, so I decided to finish it myself since I liked the idea. All credits to AHedgehogNamedMoose, who came up with the idea and wrote the first five chapters.

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    When Phil Lester walked down the main hall that morning with buttercups interlocked in a crown on his head, nobody knew what to say.

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    Dan has the flu and yet he still came to school but his loving boyfriend, Phil, thinks he should go home.

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    Dan and Phil get trapped in Phanfiction.

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    Dan passou uma boa parte de sua vida tentando se encaixar, e foi de nerd perseguido a valentão odiável, até decidir entrar em harmonia consigo mesmo e entrar num estilo de vida mais... Suave.

    Agora, mudando de cidade, tudo o que Dan queria era deixar isso para trás, viver sua 'persona pastel' e encontrar sua alma gêmea.

    Mas o grupo de punks que amedontra os arredores de sua casa não parece interessado em deixá-lo em paz.

    Especialmente um dos líderes deste, Phil Lester.

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    Dan’s boyfriend wants to take them laser tagging. What could go wrong?

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    Phil is failing his college course, so the teacher asks Dan Howell to be his tutor. Phil quickly realises this pure, pastel boy isn't as clean as he seems, and suddenly both of the boys' pasts are out to get them. Can they withstand the test of a lifetime, or will they crumble and fall, like real people do?

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    —ON HOLD

    “giggle like that again and you’re going to get fucked.”

    or where pastel!dan & punk!phil are usually rough with each other.

    ((lower case on purpose))

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    As Phil slipped in behind the curtain, he was taken aback by how beautiful Dan's ass looked in the purple lace thong. It slipped between his plump cheeks just right, the waistband sitting high up on his hip bones as he posed to himself in the mirror. Through the mirror, Phil could see Dan's soft cock cupped perfectly by the front of it, creating the most perfect and visual appealing bulge Phil had laid eyes upon.
    ~*~*~
    aka the fic where (punk) Phil takes (pastel) Dan shopping for new lingerie as his reward for behaving (and bc Phil ripped Dan's favourite pair) and smut ensues as Dan wears the most enticing lace thong (Daddy) Phil'd ever seen him in. Dan then proceeds to ride Phil into oblivion while still wearing his reward outfit.

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    Pastel dan has to show a new kid around school and how exactly does punk phil take it when the new guy is a jerk to his baby?

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    An argument starts it all. Hell comes after for Dan Howell, the school pastel boy. He only wanted to help, but got backstabbed in the end. From a safe position in the school hierarchy, Dan is up to neck in an affair he never had and starts finding threats in his locker. He needs someone on his side if he wants to make it to the end of high school. A mysterious punk boy promises him protection. The condition Dan needs to meet, though, is far from normal.

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    Everyone knows that Dan wears black, his friends, his fans. Which is why it was his biggest secret. A secret so totally mortifying to him, that not even Phil knew.

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