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    Patrick loves waking up. It’s the absolute worst a person can possibly be, and it’s unavoidable. Bad breath and ruined hair and rumpled clothes and goop-crusted eyes and maybe some morning wood, just to kill that last shred of dignity. It’s messy, and it feels ugly, and Patrick loves it. He loves it. He loves getting to feel gross, imperfect in a way that can’t be helped. He loves being trusted with the vulnerability of getting to see it, being given the worst, the most artless a person can be. Patrick has always known that there’s nothing more beautiful than watching someone sleep next to him, nothing better than the feeling of waking up with them in the morning.
    He is so, so unprepared for the feeling of waking up next to David Rose.

    Podfic of between love everlasting and meaningless rhyme by nameless_bliss.

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    In standalone parts, the story of seven hugs, and their purposes.

    OR

    You don't ever really need a reason to hold someone you love in your arms, but here are seven of them anyway.

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    Back in high school, Rachel and Patrick were caught up in an incident while visiting New York. Turns out he still has some things to process.

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    Love cannot be forced. It must be grown. Nurtured and taken care of by the parties involved in hopes of creating something akin to the feeling of the morning sun shining down on a warm morning in May.

    Love should not hurt. It shouldn't scald your hand as you touch it. It shouldn't rage on like an inferno, taking everything in sight and encompassing it in its flames. It should burn warm and constant, like a fireplace. Working on it and adding to it. Never letting it go out.

    It's golden, like daylight.

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    an exploration of both david and patrick's experiences and perspectives on love before meeting each other and how they change together

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    Patrick and David celebrate their first Christmas together, which also happens to be Patrick's first Christmas away from home. Patrick thinks back to the previous year, and wonders how to move forward without forgetting.

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    Patrick is ready to take things to the next level with David, but their respective living situations don't really give them much privacy. Clearly the answer is to close the shop (on their statistically quietest days, of course) and take a little romantic getaway.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    Patrick follows David to his room closely and wordlessly, a very guilty shadow, and sits on the end of Alexis’s bed and tells him about Rachel and watches him with those sincere brown eyes that could make David do almost anything. David stands with his back to the bathroom door, arms crossed protectively around his body and feet planted firmly, but he still has this sensation in his stomach like he’s falling, the telltale hypnic jerk he sometimes gets lying in bed at night, but constant—an unrelenting, nauseating swoop deep in his diaphragm.

    There are two Patricks now—the one whose ass David has eaten and the one who grew up holding Rachel’s hand.


    After the barbecue, David takes the week to try to understand the people he and Patrick have become thanks to their relationships—old and new.

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    i don’t think you understand just how desperately i need tonight

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    Rachel desperately wants to bury herself in the covers and never come out again. The lights were off last night- Heather didn’t have to see the patchwork that makes up her back and shoulders, the speckling of white and pink dots in varying stages of healing scars. She doesn’t like it. She’s not proud of it. But Rachel doesn’t really know how to fix it either. It’s not embarrassing, per se, just awkward to explain.

    You know that feeling when you want to pop a zit?

    Like that, but all the time. Except it’s all you think about. And you can’t control it.

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    Podfic of Room for Interpretation by EggplantSalad

    Author Summary-

    “Oh my god, Patrick. Your mom just…did she see…”

    “Pretty sure, yeah.”

    “I mean, the blankets were covering everything…”

    “Sure, we’ll go with that.”

    “So maybe she wasn’t sure what she was seeing in the very, very brief instant before she screamed and slammed the door.”

    “David, my ankle was over your shoulder.”

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    35
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    Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.

    Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.

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    Patrick meets a fairy while taking a hike through Schitt's Creek; here's the story of how their friendship begins.

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    Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.

     

     

    I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.

    I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.

    OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.

    Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

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    Rachel takes an impromptu trip to Café Tropical after her conversation with Patrick during "The Barbecue" where she meets Twyla for the first time.

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    Rachel loves chocolate cake, her houseplants, and Patrick Brewer. She's not a fan of her car breaking down on the drive out of Schitt's Creek. Thankfully Warner Farms comes to her rescue in more ways than one.

    A Heather/Rachel love story.

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    Patrick contemplates on his performance at Open Mic Night and David returns the favor. Just another Open Mic fic.
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    Their noses are almost touching when they break apart and David looks a little wary but also extremely wanton. Patrick can’t get enough of David when he’s flushed and breathing heavy like this. He tweaks a nipple, rubbing over it with the pad of his thumb.

    “So there’s something that I’d really like to do for you.” David starts. “To properly thank you.” His face is hopeful but guarded as he puts a hand on the side of Patrick’s face gently. “But I need you to be one hundred percent on board.” 

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    “Hypothetically, David. Not about us, not about me. Just as a concept. Conceptually, what do you think about marriage?”
    David swallows. “Why?”
    “Because it’s what you do.” Patrick goes back to his laundry, goes back to folding his fucking underwear like he didn’t just corner David halfway into a panic attack. “When you’re in a relationship, at some point, you gotta have The Talk. It’s not a plan; it’s just to see if you’re on the same page.”
    David sniffs, hoping it comes across as unimpressed. “Sounds fake.”

    David’s never really thought much about marriage. He’s never had a reason to, before.

    Patrick gives him a reason.

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    Patrick has a lot on his mind going into his first night really alone with David at Stevie's. David's past isn't the only one muddying the waters. Told from Patrick's POV and takes place mostly to the end of and after Pregnancy Test.
    ___________________________

    Patrick Brewer is nervous.

    In most facets, he likes to think he is a self-assured, confident man. Reliable. Level-headed. Sure-footed. If you ask anyone from his old life, his life as Clint and Marcy’s Son, Patrick, and his life as Rachel’s Fiancé, Patrick, you’d get the same answer— Patrick? He’s steady, dependable. Even. You can count on him.

    But right now is different.

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    Comments:
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    537
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    67
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    9,287
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    Patrick loves waking up. It’s the absolute worst a person can possibly be, and it’s unavoidable. Bad breath and ruined hair and rumpled clothes and goop-crusted eyes and maybe some morning wood, just to kill that last shred of dignity. It’s messy, and it feels ugly, and Patrick loves it. He loves it. He loves getting to feel gross, imperfect in a way that can’t be helped. He loves being trusted with the vulnerability of getting to see it, being given the worst, the most artless a person can be. Patrick has always known that there’s nothing more beautiful than watching someone sleep next to him, nothing better than the feeling of waking up with them in the morning.
    He is so, so unprepared for the feeling of waking up next to David Rose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,961
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3,864

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