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    Five Times Parse and Snowy totally didn't go on a date and one time they definitely did...

    Crack fic because I wanted to write these two being horrible American tourists across Europe.

    Set in a fictional universe where there's a hockey league in Western Europe and they're playing there during the 2019-2020 NHL lockout... Because why else would there not be hockey right now?

    This fic is rated M, because true to form, hockey boys are foulmouthed, Dustin Snow especially.

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    10,259
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    26
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    36
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    350
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    How Jack Zimmermann and Shitty Knight Overcome the Sophomore Slump (ft. first-year versions of a certain pair of d-men and the one and only Larissa Duan)

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    23,144
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    31
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    93
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    9
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    609
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    Whiskey would like it to be made abundantly clear, that he did not befriend Kent Parson on purpose

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    28/?
    Comments:
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    25
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    All things considered, Ari did his best to prepare himself for the advent of Kent Parson, Potentially Difficult Housemate and New Star Liney. The problem was that his best was an idiot.

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    22/22
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    76
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    5845
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    Where Whiskey is good enough to get drafted during his junior year and plays for Vegas, but he has no clue what he's doing, so Kent Parson Helps him.
    (Or: Kent Parson accidentally falls for Connor Whisk becahse he's so much like Jack Zimmerman.)

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    2,224
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
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    2
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    204
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    Usually, when Jack gets texts from his mother, they're about home, or something she cooked, or something funny one of her friends said or something funny his father did, or a bad TV show she watched, or a picture of the sunset from their backyard.

    Usually, when Jack gets texts from his mother, reading them doesn't knock the air out of his lungs. And usually, he doesn't have to think nearly this hard about what to reply.

    Maman: Kent wants to talk to you

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    30
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    78
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    3
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    547
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    Resigned to not being understood, Jack sighs heavily. “Nevermind. I’m just tired and getting a little hysterical. It’s going to be an adjustment, but we can handle it. We will handle it,” he amends, shaking his head.

    “You still think Itty Bitty needs more,” Tater says finally, eyes narrowing. “You think he find boyfriend that less trouble? Less anxious? Less broken? Less work? You afraid he leave you?”

    “I—” Jack starts to protest but chokes on the words.

    “Everyone take work, Jack,” Tater says, laying a hand on his shoulder and then ducking his head until Jack looks at him. “No one perfect boyfriend, perfect husband all the time. Eric know this. He love you anyway.”

    Jack and Bitty love, laugh, struggle, and survive together during the most joyous and most difficult days of their lives.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    284
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3746
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    Kent has a large (okay, fine, enormous) unrequited crush on the notoriously aggressive Falcs player Alexei Mashkov.

    So when Kent runs into Alexei at a bar after a game and Alexei actually talks to him, he freaks out a little bit. (Maybe more than a little bit. But who can blame him? It's Alexei fucking Mashkov, actual ray of sunshine.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    619
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    In a fit of jealous rage, Kent wishes Bitty away to a Goblin King and ends up trapped in a Labyrinth of vaguely familiar faces as he attempts to find his way to the castle and save Bitty.

    A Labyrinth style AU that is also inspired by Infinity Train and therapy via magical kidnapping. There is no actual Labyrinth characters in this so I don't think it can be classed as a crossover

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    288
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    First pick should have made Kent the villain of the piece, the guy who sabotaged Bad Bob's legacy, who got in the way of a dynastic fairytale with his own, lesser fairytale of hard work and exceptional talent.

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    1/1
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    15
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    339
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    Step 1: Work at a coffee shop with your hot baker boyfriend
    Step 2: Go hide in the kitchen once your ex-boyfriend enters the coffeeshop
    Step 3: Panic as you realise you're still in love with your ex
    Step 4: ..?

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    1/1
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    6
    Kudos:
    32
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    4
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    218
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    At the 2014 Winter Olympics, US hockey team member Jack Zimmermann meets and hooks up with figure skater Eric Bittle, cheating on his fiance, Kent Parson.
    6 years later, Jack is a divorced father of two on top of playing for the Providence Falconers. Eric Bittle is a retired gold medalist and now skate instructor as he waits to get a job as a sports correspondent. The two are reunited and decide to explore what might have been had Jack left Kent after those Olympic games.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    862
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    Alicia, in the aftermath.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    623
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    In the space of one horrible day, Jeff Troy is traded from his beloved Oilers, gets yelled at by his mom, is shipped off to the desert, gets blackout drunk, and wakes up married to the captain of his new team.

    In retrospect, he really shouldn't have ignored the welcome packet the Aces gave him.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    2372
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    The adventures of first-year Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann and the beauty that is their friendship

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    3927
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    Kent's soulmark starts showing up partway through major juniors, the day Kent outskates Jack and Jack decides that they’re friends. Jack cuts Kent out of his life, and the mark starts to fade. Twelve years later, Kent crashes into the Falconers' goalie.

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    6,574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    29
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    853
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    ...let it be glorious.

     

    An anthology series centered around Check Please characters, set to the poetry from Beyoncé’s Lemonade visual album.

     

    CHAPTER THREE — EMPTINESS:
    “That’s the best analogy I have for what it feels like to get older.” Ransom says, taking the blunt from Holster. “My mom won’t say it, but she’s superstitious. Ever since that dream came true, she doesn’t want to hear any more of them.”

    Holster nods in sympathy. “My mom almost killed me when I lit the second candle first on Hanukkah one year.” They both laugh.

    That night, he dreams of Holster holding a candle in one hand and a white rose in the other.

    He watches, helpless, as the petals go up in flames.”

    love you so much. / Wrap your legs around me. / Pull me in, pull me in, pull me in.

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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
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    1
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    263
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    The night before the 2009 NHL Draft, Kent overdoses. He wakes in the hospital and has to figure out what comes next.

    Language:
    English
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    11,887
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    826
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    Everybody knew that psychics and palm readers and fortune tellers were really all just cons: reading people’s subtle cues and making pronouncements just vague enough that people would believe they were real. Kent Parson wasn’t going to believe anything the tarot reader said when he finally gave in to the impulse to see what so many other people fell for. He wasn’t.

    He could never have guessed what would be in the cards: either in his reading, or in the hand that life would deal him afterwards.

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    English
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    19,973
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1661
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    Kent gets some siblings for Kit Purrson, Jack gets increasingly exasperated by his choices of names.

     

    “Criss, Kenny, how do you expect me to be able to look Uncle Wayne in the eye knowing that I’ve ridden a horse named after him?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    807

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