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    Dirk has a bad habit of thinking things are completely fine until they're undeniably not. His relationship with Jake is no exception. Then Jake breaks up with him over the phone.

    When he goes to try convince Jake not to do this, he is instead met by Jake's cousin, John, who informs him Jake left the country. He and John end up spending a lot of time together.

    Language:
    English
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    50,503
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    177
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    199
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    36
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    After John's dad passes in a terrible car crash, he makes the rash decision to flee to Texas in order to have the support and company of his long-time internet friend, Dave. Problem is, Dave already has a roommate, his apartment is small, and John can't live there forever.

    When Dave gets a call from his brother Dirk complaining about a runaway ex and an abandoned lease, an opportunity opens up.

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    English
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    16,704
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    408
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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

    Language:
    English
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    57,793
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    1725
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    Prince Diederik "Dirk" of Skaia has plans and his knight, Karkat, finds himself at the center of them, and is determined to figure out why.
    Dirk struggles against all sorts of outside interference to try to make everything fall into place.

    With seers, fey, thieves, and foreign princes to disrupt the prince's plans and the knight's investigations, the pair will have to put aside their own motivations and trust each other in order to unravel the strange happenings unfolding around them.

    Arcs:
    The Tournament (Chps 1 - 19)
    Learning the Ropes (Chps 20 - present)
    ????? (up next)

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    English
    Words:
    40,670
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    526
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    A Homestuck High School AU where John Egbert transfers to Beforaltern High and meets someone very special... Its dave. Also everyones human.

    Language:
    English
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    199
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    37
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    When Prince Jake died, the first person who suggested Prince Dirk remarry was left on display for two months until the King forced Dirk to return the body to his family. But it's been a year now, so surely Dirk won't actually hurt the troll who he's being forced to marry.
    After all, the peace is fragile and both sides need to learn to see each other as people, not aliens. As allies. What better way than a marriage? What better ambassador than Karkat Vantas, war hero turned romance author?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    43,331
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2118
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    This new world that Jake found himself in, he thought, was exactly the same as the one he had left.
    He hoped he was wrong.

    Jane figured that this was a chance for them all to have the lives they should've had.
    She was right, but life always takes unexpected turns.

    Dirk just wanted to be able to interact with people and be normal for a while.
    His heart told him that wasn't going to be happening any time soon.

    Roxy quickly realizes this is not some happy ever after.
    Too bad she can't just conjure one up from the void.

    Language:
    English
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    15,111
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    942
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    Dirk takes over the narrative, and takes control over Jake's sexual encounter with one Jane Crocker.

    This, as you'd expect, doesn't go very well.

    Language:
    English
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    5,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    283
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    Thing is, if things had worked out alright, on either end, we would have been there for each other for the rest of our lives. I know Bro would never have let me go without at least some form of contact, and Dirk was supposed to be raised by somebody, not stranded all alone out in the middle of the ocean with just computers and text messages for company.

    (No wonder he’s a bit odd.)

    We were supposed to know each other inside out. We were supposed to protect each other. Instead, he tells me with casual offhandedness about friends he used to have, or some of the things Jake would say.

    Instead, I try to mince around the topic of Bro, and just don’t look Dirk in the eye when he goes without shaving for a few days.

    Title comes from two songs - Sunshine and Atlantic by Keane.

    Language:
    English
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    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    370
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    You wake, gasping for breath and with a scream choking itself in the back of your throat. It comes out as a pathetic whimper. The kind of sound reserved for dying animals, or so you’ve been told. So you’ve seen, though never in person.
    Not your person, strictly speaking.

    (Or, Dirk isn't sure whether or not his splinters are possessing him, but he doesn't know what to do about it anyway.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    329
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    In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    20,045
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1662
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    Rose is starting to figure out what (else) is different about her, and doesn't know how to tell Kanaya just yet; so she goes to Dirk, her father/brother/whatever on earth he counts as, for some friendly helpful fellow-gay advice.

    Kanaya does not actually show up but if I write a sequel/follow-up she will!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    204
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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    20,676
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2136
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    Jake hasn't been seen out of the house in months. He hasn't responded to texts or calls, hasn't shown up at parties, and hasn't answered the door for anyone. People are starting to get worried about him, especially Dirk Strider, his ex-boyfriend from years ago. Finally it becomes too much for Dirk to handle, so he shows up at Jake's door. Why has Jake been cooped up all this time?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,863
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    419
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    Your name is Dirk Strider; you’re seventeen years old and are the only heir to the throne.
    Long story short you are the Prince of the Hearts kingdom.
    You had a twin brother but you would rather not dwell on that thought right now, since the memories of him are laced with anger, guilt and sorrow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,108
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1389
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    They've won the game and made a new world. Now that Dave finally has some time to just chill with his bros...a post it note turns his perfect world upside down. Someone else seems to have survived and made it to this new world and he has a lot of apologizing to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,122
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    909
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    After you beat the game, it dumped you and Dave into a shit hole apartment in Houston. It’s been seven days since Sburb ended and you’re not sure it’s going to work out between you and Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    638
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    Dave Strider meets a boy he realizes is his brother's old boyfriend, and after a few talks in the park, they seem to become friends. After a while, Dave realizes that he's developed a crush on this guy, and the meet-ups at the park get a lot more strained as Dave realizes more cute things about Jake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,778
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
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    You've won. Lord English has been defeated. All that's left is to hang around in the Medium and wait for the Universe Tadpole to mature.

    Except... well, there are some loose ends to tie up. Debts to repay. Self-sacrificing pains-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn. You know, the usual stuff.

    (You refuse to leave him behind.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8276
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    It’s been too long, you think. By now you should have stopped thinking about your twin like that. Ever since you and Jake broke up you've had this crazy bromosexual crush on Dave. That was like two years ago. You think you’re starting to become desperate.

    You think he’s starting to notice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,159
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    753

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