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    Dirk Gently is not a leaf floating along the stream of creation. He's a stone sinking straight down into the deep dark cold. Todd's been taken and Dirk would trade his very life to get his friend back safe and sound, but first he's going to have to run.

    Crippled by fear and an increasingly tempestuous relationship with the universe, he finds that every step is a struggle in a battle he can't afford to lose. But it isn't a fight he has to face alone, and Farah's not about to let him drown.

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    5/?
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    Technically, this might all have been Todd's fault. The problem had started when he realised the one way he could make introducing his eccentric, polite, British and undeniably male lover to his parents go more smoothly: to introduce him at the same time as Amanda introduced her partners. A little bit of homosexuality faded from importance when compared to a hoard of punk hobos, some of which were over ten years older than her. Mom and dad would be too busy panicking about what Amanda had got herself into to care about what he was doing.

    At least, that was the theory.

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    “I’m fine.” Dirk shuffles toward the fridge.
    Todd’s legs are going to sleep in this position, so he shifts, and Dirk whirls around, backing away like he expected an attack.
    Todd is about explain that he was just moving his legs when he registers the scent coming off of Dirk.
    It's heat.
    Todd tries to ignore his heartbeat quickening.
    “You're… you're in heat,” he says. “I didn't know you were an omega.”

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    Dirk and Todd are solving the case of Patrick Spring and have just found the last part of the machine... But they don't know what it does. They figure out the hard way that the machine travels in time, and they find themselves in London, 1893. As they try to find the machine to make their way back to 2016, Dirk is mistaken for a doppelgänger apparently called 'Renfield', and it turns out many people don't like him and are very suspicious of him.

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    10/?
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    6
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    40
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    3
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    368
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    As with most things in Dirk Gently's life, things are fine until they're not.

    A mystery and minor inconvenience for Todd Brotzman takes a terrifying turn when Dirk insists on investigating, and it'll take more than a hunch for them to hold onto to all that they've built.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    69
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    9
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    Due to some unforeseen financial struggles, the Mystery Gang decides to embark on a road trip to Southern California for a promising case, despite some members (read: Todd) not being entirely on board with the decision.

    A good old-fashioned, slow-burn romance. Featuring; small and shabby motel rooms not big enough for two, an extravagant wedding, tacky roadside diners and jukeboxes, inadvertent cuddling, the (somewhat enjoyed) sharing of clothing, buried feelings, and the forced sharing of motel room beds certainly not big enough for two

    (just your standard, run-of-the-mill roadtrip au ft. your two fave, hopeless boys)

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    3/?
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    18
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the questions left unanswered.

     

     

    "So, The Boy was in Blackwing the whole time, and you've actually known him since you were a boy. The jacket is Mona, who is another Blackwing victim, and who also got you out of Blackwing, which is currently being run by Ken, Bart's friend, who fixed Patrick Spring's time machine in Seattle. In Wendimoor Amanda and Todd turned Pararibulitis into magical powers, and now Amanda has gone to find the rest of the people like you before Blackwing can, because the fabric of the universe is coming apart. Is that everything?"

    "Yes, essentially," Dirk says, as Todd is saying, "I don't have magic powers."

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    4/?
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    34
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    73
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    18
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    Todd and Amanda Brotzman come from a long line of hackers. Unfortunately, they didn't end up filthy rich and known for being elite despite picking up everything they've learnt from their ancestors.

    Riggins is a millionare searching for his 'son' Svlad. Things like him escaping are dangerous.

    Dirk Gently has encrypted himself into a dating system. The swiftist way to find out where he is would be to hack the system, and force-match someone with Dirk in code. Amanda would do it, buuuut... pararibulitis and all. And besides, the machine doesn't allow other items from the real world like an XL 150 MG of Promadivan.

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    2/?
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    3
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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    70
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    20
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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    2/?
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    Just various plot ideas that hit me. That I’ll never go back to. I don’t own anything.

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    626
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    4
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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

     

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

     

    “What? What do you mean?”

     

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

     

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

     


    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    26/?
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    13
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    Imagine Dirk casually singing Talk Too Much - a song he heard on the radio. Todd gets flustered whenever Dirk sings it.

    Bonus: Dirk knows that Todd gets flustered, which is exactly why he’s always singing the chorus around him.

    (‘You know I talk too much,

    Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up’)

    ((From //brotzlyprompts on tumblr - I love them go check them out

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    46
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    1
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    426
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    Late night pararibulitis attack. Luckily a certain holistic detective was crashing on the couch.

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    6
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    34
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    3
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    257
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    Snuggles and conversation about the vulnerable sides of the leader of the Rowdy 3 and her second in command.

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    1/1
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    6
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    32
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    3
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    “todd?” he hears someone call. the word yellow comes to mind. “todd!” his chest is aching. there’s a weight on it that keeps getting heavier.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    "Todd has learned that what hurts the most is not being able to do anything. Not being able to do enough."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    50
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    1
    Hits:
    405
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    Farah studies hard, gets good grades, and tries to make her father proud at the expense of her social life. Amanda nearly dropped out of school when she developed pararibulitis and now she goes out drinking with a gang in their stolen van.

    Welcome to the high school AU nobody asked for.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    5
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    12
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    3
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    80
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    A family emergency sends Todd to his parents' house. Dirk thinks it's a case.

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    English
    Words:
    5,845
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1167

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