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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

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    It isn't that he wants to punish himself. It's just a matter of supply.

    Can be read as gen or pre-relationship or maybe relationship. Body horror is pararibulitis attack typical.

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    “I was bloody wrong,” Dirk lamented, flopping against Todd’s chest. “Romantically speaking, Farah’s doing just fine. And here we are in—where the hell is this again? Oh, right, a town literally called Dickshooter—barking up the wrong tree. We’re on our second stolen car, running out of fake IDs, and the stress of this nonsense is making you sicker.”

    “Look on the bright side,” Todd yawned, hugging Dirk tightly. “Rural America is ridiculous.”

    “No kidding,” Dirk groused. “Twenty miles southeast of here, there’s a town called Riddle.”

    “We could make it our next stop,” Todd said, suddenly electrified. “With a name like that, I mean—Dirk, who knows? What if the universe is taking us there for a reason?”

    “That would be a bit heavy-handed even for the universe, Todd,” Dirk sighed, patting Todd's hip.

    [4th and 5th parts added 9/13/18, in response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 ending fix-it.]

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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the questions left unanswered.

    "So, The Boy was in Blackwing the whole time, and you've actually known him since you were a boy. The jacket is Mona, who is another Blackwing victim, and who also got you out of Blackwing, which is currently being run by Ken, Bart's friend, who fixed Patrick Spring's time machine in Seattle. In Wendimoor Amanda and Todd turned Pararibulitis into magical powers, and now Amanda has gone to find the rest of the people like you before Blackwing can, because the fabric of the universe is coming apart. Is that everything?"

     

    "Yes, essentially," Dirk says, as Todd is saying, "I don't have magic powers."

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    At half past eleven, Dirk’s mobile lit up with a text, and Todd mumbled that his stomach hurt.

    Dirk recognized Farah’s number, but the message was hidden. “I’ll fetch us something,” he said.

    Todd watched him dress, amused at Dirk's perfunctory job of it. “Commando, huh? No socks?”

    “Shut up,” Dirk said, half-buttoning his wrinkled shirt. “Who needs pants to make a sandwich?”

    “But you're wearing—” Todd huffed into the pillows, remembering “—trousers. Never mind.”

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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    Dirk talked a lot. And in a feat only the holistic detective could possibly manage, even when he wasn't talking, Dirk talked.

    Until he stopped.

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    When Todd finally has a minute to himself after the complete fuckery that had been his life for the last few months, he comes to a realisation.

    Todd realises he's in love with his best friend.

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    Dirk Gently is not a leaf floating along the stream of creation. He's a stone sinking straight down into the deep dark cold. Todd's been taken and Dirk would trade his very life to get his friend back safe and sound, but first he's going to have to run.

    Crippled by fear and an increasingly tempestuous relationship with the universe, he finds that every step is a struggle in a battle he can't afford to lose. But it isn't a fight he has to face alone, and Farah's not about to let him drown.

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    Young Svlad Cjelli would say he was entirely comfortable with things never making sense. That was the way the world was for him always. But ghosts, vampires and murderous little girls may be a little bit overkill.

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    Role-swap AU where Amanda Brotzman is an energy vampire and Martin is a shut-in with a nerve disease.

    When Amanda and her Rowdy Boys save him from a public pararibulitus attack, Martin’s life is doomed to get a lot more interesting.

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    Amanda’s visions lead the Rowdies down to the Louisiana Bayou and New Orleans on All Hallow’s Eve- just in time to help Dirk Gently deal with a homicidal biker gang, an escaped Blackwing subject with fascist aspirations, a Vodou Queen, and a missing painting of debatable importance.
    With the help of her supportive vampire boyfriend and all of her pals, it’s sure to be dangerous fun...

    An imagined Season 3, presented as a supercut of all the Rowdy 3 and Amanda Brotzman scenes.

    (Set directly after my fic “Trouble is Swell”, but can be read as a standalone.)

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    Amanda & Martin get breakfast in Wyoming while the Rowdies sleep in.

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    Amanda's attempts at getting some much needed sleep are stopped by Vogel climbing all over her, licking her face, and wagging his tail. One of those actions is unexpected.

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    Just various plot ideas that hit me. That I’ll never go back to. I don’t own anything. Though if anybody wants to write them I would love to read them.

    Please, I would really love some of these done but I just can’t have the time to expand on them. Mostly because I’m not good with multiple chapter works.

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    Dirk passes out in the Cardenas house. Rather than going through a portal to Wendimoor, Todd finds himself dragged to Blackwing with Dirk beside him.

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    What if Blackwing never went after Todd and Farah, what if Todd never told anyone he developed Pararibulitis? What if we never had the case with Wendimoor? A complete season 2 rewrite focusing on Todd Brotzman and the cluster that is his life after the first attack. Title taken from Neon Trees song 'First Things First'

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    Todd unexpectedly goes into heat, and Dirk copes as best he can.

    Part of my Brotzly Omegaverse series- stories uploaded as I write them, mostly out of chronological order, but can all be read as stand-alone one-shots.

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