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    You're a doctor!
    Okay, not a doctor, but you might as well be, because despite only technically being a nurse, you're the only person in your hospital qualified to work with monsters and do soul healing.
    So you're a little overworked, and a little tired, but hey! It's a rewarding job! Monsters are great! You're saving lives!
    ...and then there's this absolute brat of a skeleton coming in with a bullet wound, and your entire life gets turned upside down as you try to aid him on his road to recovery.

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    39/?
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    After the Assassination of the of Queen of all monsters along with her child ambassador Chara and their adoptive father Asgore, Monsters lose their beacon of hope and are quickly forced into slavery.
    heavily inspired by V_mum's fic Slavetale

    Set in the Underswap timeline.
    Fic Under matanince

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    58
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    574
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    35
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    You're a violent, antisocial college girl full of hate for both humanity and, for some strange reason that you couldn't quite pinpoint, monsterkind. Maybe it was just convenient for you to hate them, or maybe you hated them just to balance the scales. You actually kind of think monsters are pretty cool-looking and a breath of fresh air, but--

    Wait, NO! Fuck them! They're disgusting pieces of shit just like humans! You can't start getting soft just because you meet a pair of skeletons that are annoying in every sense of the word but somehow amusing and endearing, three human kids that won't stop flirting with you, a nerdy lizard who is extremely protective of her friends, a skittish and sweet gay robot, a pair of goats who aren't as terrifying and overpowered as their titles suggest, and a particular fish monster whose big golden-yellow eyes and wild enthusiasm makes it difficult to-- say... no... to...

    ...Goddammit.

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    1/?
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    11
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    2
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    You found a dog, well...you thought it was a dog at first... He seemed friendly...as long as you kept on feeding him some of your food, you didn't expect him to follow you home...

    Just a story about you and your (not really) dog(?) While living life on your own as a "responsible" adult.
    STORY BEING REWRITTEN

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    71
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    415
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    39
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    3249
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    A strange delivery goes wrong, and my intervention has an interesting witness.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    7
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    1
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    122
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    A series of one-shots/two-shots where Papyrus is a dick, Sans is depressed, the dog is annoying and life goes on.

    -read the tags, there's a lot of triggering things in here-

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    10,289
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    82
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    303
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    22
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    4819
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    The Skeleton Brothers have a very unusual family tradition. Alphys and Undyne are unamused.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    130
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    16
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    1151
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    He tried.
    He tried so hard, and when finally he suceeds it all goes wrong again.
    Now there's this Papyrus that is not Papyrus at all and nobody knows him and really, this is all very confusing. And why in the world is it so difficult to stay alive?

    Maybe he shouldn't have broken his promise after all.

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    12,134
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
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    112
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    14
    Hits:
    1482
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    A mysterious monster appears in the underground and after attacking three monsters supposedly from fear they are put on trial
    No one knows this monster; no records, friends, and family to prove their identity it was almost like they've never existed
    However this monster proves to be knowledgeable of a certain past before the war and they spin a tale of loneliness, love, heartbreak, and hopefully redemption.
    No one knows who they are but they're about to tell you...his name is Gaster

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    19
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    59
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    7
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    780
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    Inspired by Bittybones (Actually I have not fully read the creator's concept but it sounds similar to this story's theme. They are small, they are pets, they are skeletons and they help people), I had to tweak the idea a whole lot because I can't say the Undertale characters are addicted to Sans and Papyrus skeletons... (There are OC units, but they are only mentioned.)

    Yeah, that's the only problem I had there... (o-o)

    Story focuses on POV of the Papyrus Units (No. This is Undertale Papyrus, Underswap and Underfell Papyrus) and how they work around their environment. They are also sibling units so... uh.

    This will branch out to something else. You don't need to read everything, just the basic information and names for the incoming story since I'm going to branch this like a vine.

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    27,139
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1417
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    After a serious quarrel that led her to be chased away from Twolegplace, Hope the kittypet decides to seek the guidance and protection of the wild cats living on the mountain. Now as the Clan's newest apprentice, Heatherpaw must dig deep into the past for dreadful answers. Who are Tabby and Queen? What happened to Fuzzystar's mate and kits? Who was responsible for the falling out between two brothers? And how can she help save EarthClan from the friend who has turned to foe, shrouded in darkness and blinded by hate?

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    30,049
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    462
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    A world devoid of magic, that is where you live. There are no monsters or anything; it's pretty boring, in fact.

    What if your universe was accessible to ones with monsters, though? Well, the destroyer would be appalled, and the creator would be intrigued.

    Welcome to the multiverse.

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    37,376
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3305
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    This is the combination of the chapters from my one-shot collection. I wanted to see how it would look all together, and I liked it. This is the canon ending, but I may do a different ending in the collection later on.
    I hope you enjoy!

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    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    This is where I will be posting all of my stories that deal with things such as fontcest, selfcest, and death/violence. There may also be stories included on here that were later made friendlier and put on my other account. Special thanks goes to tomanonuniverse for helping me find the courage to post these fics!
    Enjoy!

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    1,217
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    321
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    [Swap! Sans Smut Collection. Every chapter has a new little kink or two, listed under the chapter summary.]

    Blueberry wants to fuck, and he wants to fuck a lot. Little brother Papyrus is onto your diabolical scheme to seduce his brother. Can you keep up with Sans while trying to hide your relationship from Papyrus? Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

    Completed April 19, 2017!

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    85,186
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    1232
    Bookmarks:
    203
    Hits:
    23823
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    Underfell Papyrus drops from the sky like a nuke set to bomb the world. Crashing down into Underswap, he is picked up by his counterpart who takes interest until the first words are spoken by Fell then shit hits the fan. Embark on this "exciting" adventure as these two shitheads try to get along. XD OH and heats... Supercalifuckiastic-SuckMyDickAndBe-a-Bitch-edocious~

    This is a co-written story between MysteryNA and TheLadyBlueWolf from the Nyeher's RP group. This was MysteryNA's crack idea and this rp has been going on for months. We decided to turn our back and forth rp into a written story for all you wonderful peeps to enjoy~!

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    12,614
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1694
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    Sans is about ready to quit. The daily abuse from his brother and constant on-edgeness of life in the Underground is almost more than he can take. And the resets aren't helping any. The skeleton hopes to the God he never believed in that this'll be over soon, that the last human will fall and maybe he'll have a better chance free.
    Then the human falls. And things get complicated. Sans doesn't know if he should side with them, or do the job he'd been trained to do. And why should he be the one to decide?
    He always was a coward at heart.

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    English
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    298
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427
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    In this Undertale AU, the monsters live under your bed as they were assigned to you the moment you were born. What relationship your monster has with you all depends on you and the monster you were assigned to. Your monster only make themself known when they feel like the time is right. They protect you, listen to you, and know about you than you do. But monsters must only come out at night, being in the daylight can put them in danger!

    Language:
    English
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    21,686
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    487
    Kudos:
    682
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    13083
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    Being the new kid is never easy, especially when you have the biggest bully in school on your back as Sans is about to find out. But, is papyrus really has bad as he seems?

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    3,532
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    791
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    After Papyrus leaves the Underground, his first stop is the closest cemetery in order to search for bodies and find a Font capable of waking his fallen brother Sans and/or release Horror from their underground prison. However when he gets there he finds that someone else has not only had the same idea, but also has already taken all the bodies! To make matters worse, his stupid friends get themselves into trouble with a bunch of Fonts and now Papyrus and Flowey must work together to rescue them before they get themselves killed.

    Unfortunately that's hard to do when you're suffering from constant memory loss.

    Good news is, Sans hasn't really fallen down, he just got his full font back and is sleeping heavily like Comic Sans tends to do...or maybe that's NOT good news, because now Papyrus only has a limited amount of time before his brother wakes up and turns into a destructive cartoon! Can Team Cute Truth rescue everyone before time runs out? And what do they do next if they succeed?

    This is a comedy/horror and you won't understand it if you don't read Fonttale first. Enjoy your story!

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    English
    Words:
    173,846
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    514
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4552

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