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    Klaus had hoped that his crush would die over the summer, but going into Fifth Year he was left the same awkward mess whenever Dave came around. He was too ‘kooky and spooky’ as Diego liked to say, and the moment Gryffindor’s poster-boy showed up he became ten times more kooky than usual. Unfortunately, this means his siblings have begun to catch on- and what one sibling knows, they all know. This also means that each of them have come up with their own plan on how to land Klaus a date with his dream boy.

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    They may all be all kinds of bastards, and they may all hate each other - but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other, as well. Klaus figures, he might as well tell them all at some point.

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    Alpha Diego gets a late night visitor. Things go unexpectedly.

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    Five just wanted to stop the apocalypse. Travel back in time and fix Vanya before she could become the destroyer of the world. He didn't think of the possibility that he would end up travelling back to a different dimension with two of his brothers, one who happened to be a ghost, but there they were.

    Might as well save the world since they had time.

    In which Five is addicted to the apocalypse, Klaus is distressed, Ben is tired of this shit and Tony Stark is confused.

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    Five years after the end of season 1, The Handler accepts Five's pact to become an ordinary human for five years. Conditions: they can't hurt each other and she spends the first months with them.
    Problem is, there’s no way The Handler can handle any of these lunatics for that long. Especially not Number Four.

    “Why always kill? Why not save someone, or change their mind? Give them drugs! Once I took mushrooms, I swear I became a butterfly for a week.”
    “I’m not listening to this nonsense anymore,” sighed The Handler.
    “Or you know what you could do? Make people! Play matchmakers so that people get laid and pop out babies that change the course of history!”
    “Enough!” she snapped. “I'm not justifying myself to some loud, obnoxious–”
    “Outstanding,” Klaus provided with a cheeky smile.
    “– ridiculous kid who’s in love with the sound of his own voice!”
    “Yes, that is true I am a bit eccentric,” he admitted, “but I am a passionate lover.”
    “Are you flirting with me?” she asked, scandalized.
    “You finally noticed,” he smiled softly.

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    Klaus falls back into bad habits and Ben is worried. With the complications of Number Six having his own life now though, Klaus starts pushing him away like everyone else. Eventually, things get out of hand and Klaus is found in such a bad state that the siblings know they need outside help. Against his will, they manage to get him into a rehabilitation facility.

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    Day 7 of TUA Pride Month: Gay Bar
    Diego and Klaus decide to take Dave out for the night.

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    The Hargreeves family, all now celebrities after stopping the apocalypse for good, must now navigate the vast world of Twitter.

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    Day 3 of TUA Pride Month: Pride Parade
    Klaus and Diego decide to come out to the world.

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    “What are you doing here Klaus?”

    Klaus hesitates. He rolls his shoulders back and looks at his brother. He cracks a grin, Luther’s somber face makes him queasy.

    “Y’know One-sy dearest,” he says with a breezy tone. “It’s dark out and with all the freaky rain, well... The odds of you surviving a horror movie are the lowest. I’ve come to protect you!”

    Luther scowls.

    Time for some truth then. Klaus drops the grin.

    “I can't sleep,” he admits. “There’s someone in my room. Several someones actually.” He musters up an airy smile, waves his hand around a bit. “Nasty bunch, really.”

    Or,
    Six times Klaus looked for someone to keep the ghosts away and one time he didn’t.

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    Ben thought he would be doomed to be alone, just following around his family who didn't really care about him anymore. He thought the only companionship he'd have would be Klaus who tried to get high enough so he didn't have to put up with Ben or any other ghosts.

    That was not the case. Apparently, you could find love after death. Apparently, you didn't have to move on to the afterlife to find happiness with the girl of your dreams. But apparently, happiness didn't last long.

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    3/?
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    "imagine klaus singing a love song to dave that hasnt been made at the time so dave thinks klaus wrote it for him and he just goes along with it"
    -- @retrobev on twitter

    well, imagine no more!

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    In the midst of the Vietnam war Dave meets Klaus and promtly falls head over heels in love with him. This would be fantastic if not for the fact that a man loving another man is pretty not okay with most people, and Klaus also seems to have no idea.

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    Diego comes back with bruised and bloody knuckles, Klaus just wants to help make him feel better, and takes an extra step they both have wanted for a while.

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    Dave came back to the present with Klaus, and some things are still catching him off-guard.

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    Klaus meets Dave when he was 20. Never in his wildest dreams did he expect to end up where he did nine years later.

    I bet no one thought that you and Vanya would be the most put together out of all the Hargreeves siblings.

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    1/1
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    Klaus is a prostitute. It's not a bad life, I mean, sex isn't usually bad and it helps fund his drug habit.

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    Diego needs someone, not just to get over his past relationship with Eudora, but someone to take his anger out on. He needs a knife muse. Klaus being the hyped up masochist he always has been, nothing calls to his soul like Diego wanting to launch knives dangerously close to his body. That and the fact it's Diego throwing them at him.

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    The overdone tattoo/flower shop au that no one wanted, Umbrella Academy addition. Except it's multi chapter instead of a one shot. Also Agnes owns a flower shop not a donut shop.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    You met Klaus through being friends with one of his many brothers. After years, something’s bound to happen. Isn’t it?

    Gender neutral reader :)

    (Oh my gosh, the first fic after 10 this isn’t SPN??? I’m surprised too)

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