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    Literalmente 1k de gamkar se pegando.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Gamzee tries to find the perfect nickname for his best friend. Not much happens

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    You know the drill. Nepeta's on earth for a reason that I'm sure will be disclosed at some point, and due to a severe misunderstanding about Earth's sun, ends up taking shelter in John Egbert's house. By breaking in and dragging a bleeding stag corpse through the backdoor. She doesn't know what sex is (via a combination of her species reproducing via bucket jerkoff sessions/her being a bucketless failgirl), and John is gonna have to cope with living in the same room as a cuddly, glomp-prone catgirl with little-no boundaries.

    For those unfamiliar with Homestuck, the lack of capitalization/ 33 instead of ee in Nepeta's dialogue is a purposeful choice in accordance with how she talks in the comic. I'm one of those weirdos who likes writing in typing quirks, but Im choosing not to include her emoticons when she isn't typing.

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    5/?
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    6
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    Karkat sempre esteve muito ciente de si mesmo. Ele atraía atenção naturalmente pelo volume de sua voz e ainda mais quando descobriam a cor de seu sangue. Mas ele nunca gostou de atenção sutil, aquela que vem em olhares escondidos, sorrateiros; o faziam se sentir em perigo.

    Não é que ele não gostasse do afeto de Gamzee ou dar afeto à ele, mas é que, com tantas pessoas no meteoro, era difícil encontrar um lugar onde eles pudessem ficar sozinhos. Até dormir juntos era sob o risco de alguém entrar no cômodo em que estavam sem querer e pegá-los em um momento íntimo.

    Ele sabia que Gamzee não se importava, que a única coisa que importava para ele era compartilhar aqueles momentos com Karkat, mas Karkat tinha grande dificuldade em aceitar aquele afeto com tantos olhos sobre ele.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Enquanto caminhava pelo meteoro em busca de seu moirail, Karkat encontra Gamzee e Terezi flertando e se beijando, no maior ato de kismesissitude que ele viu no meteoro até agora.

    Ao invés de ficar bravo, no entanto, Karkat percebe algo estranho entre os kismesis.

    Gamzee não parecia estar gostando.

    Karkat decide confrontá-lo sobre isso, mas as coisas não acontecem do jeito que ele esperava.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Instead of going to Dave's apartment, the reader takes Karkat to Gamzee's hive.

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    Onde ao invés de ir para o apartamento de Dave, o leitor leva Karkat para a colmeia de Gamzee.

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    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
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    is just to love

    and be loved

    in return

    ~

    For Pale Gamkar week, a series of drabbles(?) that became an excuse to write an epilogue to the events of “miracle man”. You can absolutely read these as standalone stories, but they maaaay make more sense if you’ve read “miracle man” first.

    A character study of a returned and reformed clown, and a reflection on what it means to love somebody with every piece of your broken soul.

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    Chapters:
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    15
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    Karkat wakes up to find Gamzee cooking at ungodly hours of the morning

    Series
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    Karkat gives Gamzee a bath

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    Gamzee lost a lot while working for Lord English. He lost control of his body and mind. He lost blood. He lost his life and his friends. And eventually, he lost himself.

    Even though they're all free now, the effects of the time he was turned into a living husk are still felt through him.

    It's a good thing he has his moirail to pull him back whenever he floats too close to the sun.

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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.

    He could ruin you.
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    A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at.

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    Your name is Murrit Turkin, and you have the most embarrassing praise kink Repiton has ever seen. You so badly need to be good, to do as you're told, all to get a little bit of praise.

    As you sit in your moirail's hive, vibrator in your nook, both herself and you wait for your matesprit to arrive, and in the meantime you have to keep yourself together. You won't dare cum until you're told, even if it kills you to wait. You can't embarrass yourself, but you so badly want to be good for both of them.

    To be praised, to be theirs, all theirs.
    You'll get what you want somehow, even if you have to beg.

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    1/1
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    Com a viagem no meteoro à beira de ser um desastre e trazer um colapso à sanidade de Karkat, ele decide ficar o mais próximo possível da única pessoa que não o faz sentir como se o universo colapsar fosse na verdade uma coisa boa.

    O bom gosto de Karkat em ter um palhaço assassino como moirail é discutível, mas Gamzee o ajudava a manter sua sanidade, o que estava mais do que ótimo para ele.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Karkat não esperava encontrar Gamzee na porta de sua colmeia, encharcado e parecendo um gato de rua.

    Deixando o passado de lado, Karkat torna cuidar daquele troll patético sua responsabilidade.

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    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
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    In Which Two Knights (One Mutantblood and One Alien), Finding Themselves In Varying States of Stress During a Long Voyage Through Paradox Space, Negotiate a Moirallegiance, With The Occasional Help Of An Auspistice And Questionable Advice From Friends. Includes Several Conversations That Could Be Construed As Awkward, At Least Two Which Could be Construed as Comedic, Nonchronological Storytelling, Quadrant Study, Abundant Pesterlogs, Juvenile Pale Overtures, Emotionally Graphic Situations, And At Least Seven Jokes Not Accessible to an Alternian Audience.

    Dave and Karkat's blossoming moirallegiance and the conversations that got them there.

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    English
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    126,875
    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4,826
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    Show of hands, who remembers what all happened the last time the Grand Highblood was bored?

    Probably something less embarrassing than this.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    345
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    70
    Hits:
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    i cant draw gamzee without givin him the MOST luscious locks so might as well write him with it!! And ofc im a slut for gam<>kar so.... :3c

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,142
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Of course, your moirail is a homicidally insane psychic clown sick with sopor withdrawal and harboring a religious fixation on the spreading of his vital bodily fluids, but maybe your whole mistake had been in getting yourself so hung up on that.

     

    After all, what’s really changed? He still just wants to paint you.

     

    (Hah, Dave and Terezi could never.)

     


    Gamzee, Karkat, and the questionable magic of atypical moirallegiance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    502
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    Gamzee Makara nunca foi bom com quadrantes. Ele era denso, não enxergava sinais que estavam na sua frente e muitas vezes era lento demais para seu próprio bem. Então foi uma surpresa quando os quadrantes de Gamzee começaram a encher.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    5,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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