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    Started as a character study and novel for nanowrimo 2018. What if Karkat had been hatched female, how would cannon change?

    Featuring excessive use of headcannons, Karkat "fuck the system" Vantas, Speedrunner "eternally out of his depth" Jadeblood, and krabdad, the only one with any clue whatsoever.

    Subject to major editing.

    Now featuring Gamzee "confused" Makara Kanaya "actual goddess" Maryam, and Sollux "Hot Mess" Captor.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    240
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    At first glance, it just looked like your regular sort of party. But nah. The two tealbloods snuggling on the couch aren’t necking, for all that one’s got her face pressed in close to his cheek. They’re whispering, their fingers laced together, and it was only when her shoulders hitched that you’d caught those were tears on her face, not fucking highlights.

    Cu gestures at you sharply to wait.

    “Cu!” you yowl, louder this time. There’s an indigo and a rust braiding hair on the countertop. Every third strand, her hand goes skirting across the nape of his neck. When you jerk your chin towards ‘em for Cu to see, he actually fucking chirrs, harsh enough you can feel the vibrations through your feet, and he leans into it.

    Your face’s as orange as the sun itself. You look away like you’ve been slapped, ears pulling back, and Cu -

    - all she does is fucking laugh at you, lip curling like you’re being fucking silly. “I told you I’d get you piled,” she says, all full of scorn. “Cousin, you wicked nonbeliever, did you motherfucking doubt?”


    Riccin goes to a cuddleparty to learn how to pile, freaks out, and calls in a friend for help.

    Language:
    English
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    9,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    24
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    “Seriously? It’s human Halloween—”

    “Dude, you can just call it normal Halloween—”

    “It’s human Halloween and I need your terminal incurable whining like I need a twenty-ton rock through this window and into my solar plexus. So cut the shit before I cut it for you!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    65
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    No more of this bullshit about Adam. I'm gay, so's my character... We've going after Eve!

    So! Ingrid is a college woman... looking for a roommate to share her obscenely large estate with! So, she meets an ethereal woman who requests a spare room. She agrees and look! No interviews necessary!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    504
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17
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    On Earth C, Roxy returns to her roots.

    Language:
    English
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    3,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    134
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    Rose Lalonde fancies herself a master of corning the niche between the uncanny and familiar; she finds she's been outmatched by her genetic offspring/predecessor once again, when Kanaya flushes a little a pale, and Roxy wanes a little reminiscent.

    (Hints of Rose ♤ Roxy, Rose ♡ Kanaya, & Kanaya ♢ Roxy )

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    English
    Words:
    1,461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    185
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    Jason "J.D." Dean and Connor Murphy often vacillate between kismesissitude and moiraillegiance. These are a few of their most memorable moments in both quadrants.

    This work was inspired by zoeticValidation's "Friendly Neighborhood Sociopath."

    Takes place in the universe where the kids and trolls won the game, and have created a society in which troll romance mainly takes care of all relationships, both platonic and romantic.

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    English
    Words:
    3,503
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    180
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    It's a gut feeling you have- fluttery and stupid and you want nothing more than to get rid of it, but instead you're led by your pounding heart and twisting gut back to them, and you can't help smiling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    Show of hands, who remembers what all happened the last time the Grand Highblood was bored?

    Probably something less embarrassing than this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,665
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1647
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    In which Dave is an exotic new pale prize for up and coming warlord, Karkat Vantas.

    Based off of the excellent "Melt Me, Mold Me," by BirchBow and "Gotta Love What You Do" by silverpaper_toffeepaper.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    367
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    Hitoshi gives Shouto one hell of a gift, and Izuku ensures that he'll have it forever.

    EDIT: IT DIDN"T FUCKING SAVE RIGHT FUCK i'll fix it tomorrow i gotta snzzz

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    355
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    858
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    You’ve been papped before. A belated scan of Ampora’s file out of habits branded into you indicate that he’s no stranger to it, either. So what’s different about this? What does this alien boy with ghostly hands have over you? You are familiar with mind control, and this is not it.

    No, this...this is longing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    665
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    The night before they start their third year, Yachi invites her best friends for a sleepover.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    347
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    The Nobles; the four major powers within the confines of Spyral. The DID Conspiracy; a complicated plot involving the disappearance of the Akagis' and the death of 14 DID employees. The Absconditus; a giant hole in time and space that consumed a section of the city, and along with it, the siblings of the witnesses. The one responsible; one teenager, who has been pulled into it all because her sisters gave her a faulty device.

    Ave, sic semper tyrannis.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,341
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    37
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    aka: the au were they all work at a pale brothel and pap each other

    karkat, desperate for a job, applies for a position at The Diamond Mine, a pale brothel. Poly Happens

    my first fanfic so please be nice to me.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,912
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    583
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    A couple of meowrails team up against one nerd's unnecessary teen angst.

    Language:
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    362
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    Port always thought there was something incredibly narcissistic about finding Spain attractive

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    772
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    Antonio is gonna be fine, he has to be fine. And once he wakes up he’s gonna be pissed as hell and they are going to stand side by side and drive the damn Napoleonic army out of their peninsula!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    688
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    Vriska is emotional. Kanaya doesn't want to deal with her. Rose and Terezi haven't had time to act like proper moirails because everyone's quadrants have gone fucking bonkers. And wait, why is Feferi solving this shit? When did she have anything to do with this? When did she even come in?

    Continuation of Dictionary Definition; picks up right after the events of said story. Vriska<>Kanaya-centric

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,944
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    441
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    This is not going to be continued

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,677
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    420

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