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    Pippin has a secret... and an idea for a joke.

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    What happens when one half of the OTP decides to dress in drag to get the attention of the other half.

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    The old "hole up in the Smials, kill anyone who gets too close, and send out a few spies to see what Sharkey's up to" trick. A cracky Get Smart fusion.

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Love sometimes finds the most unlikely people and pushes them together. Sometimes it is wanted - other times, not so much. And yet it is for love that they remain with each other.
    Short moments in the lives of different couples.

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    Belladonna Baggins lives her peaceful, quiet existence in the Shire, dreaming of quests, adventures and warriors. One, fateful day of late April, the Wizard Gandalf the grey pays her an unexpected visit, with an unexpected offer that could change the fate of Middle-Earth forever and a company of Thirteen dwarves appears at her doorsed with a plan to reclaim a lost kingdom and slay a dragon... Bella is chosen to fulfill a dangerous task; burgle the dragon Smaug. The lonely little Hobbit will sign away her life to aid Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the company and King under the Mountain. Bella will step out her round green door to face perilous adventures; trolls, orcs, goblins, giant spiders, skinchangers, elves and wizards. The kindly child of the west will pick up a sword to help her company, taking the mantle of a Burglar. will she be able to save her friends from the fire that awaits them? will she be able to find the light among the shadows of the past? she will steal the Jewel of the King...and his heart as well. is the worst behind her and her company, or is everything to end in fire?

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    After losing his wife to an early childbirth, Pippin faces the task of raising his son Faramir alone. What's worse is that Faramir is a very special child, which can sometimes make parenting more difficult for his father than any quest. Yet the two share a fierce love for each other, love that will carry them through many trials together.

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    When the news reach her that Bilbo Baggins intends to adopt young Frodo Baggins and make him his heir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is understandably upset. It isn't right for Frodo to supplant her husband. But when Otho tells her that there is nothing he can do about it if it is all done in a legal and correct manner, Lobelia decides to take the matter to a higher authority. Surely the Thain will be able to settle it all!

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    The apple does not fall far from the tree in the case of Paladin Took. Much like his father used to be, he can be exceptional in the mischief he causes. But to go missing during a birthday party when the entire room is filled with people, that is something quite new even for Paladin...

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    In the wake of the death of Lalia Took née Clayhanger, Pearl is faced with the rumours of how she had intentionally taken the old hobbit's life. Without knowing how to cope with suddenly being rumoured to be a murderer, she pours her heart out to the only hobbit who could possibly understand - her cousin Ferumbras, Lalia's only child.

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    "My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these unmarried king or princes marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."

    Smaug is defeated without the recruitment of a burglar, and several delegations, including one from the Shire, are invited to Thorin's public, official coronation. Bilbo, scribe and bachelor, travels to Erebor with fourteen other Hobbits, embarking on an adventure that will change not only his destiny, but those of many in Middle-earth.

    Or, the attempted Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for. Not to worry, knowledge of the plot of Pride and Prejudice is not necessary to understand this story.

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    After Frodo and Bilbo have departed Middle Earth, Paladin struggles with not having been allowed to bid either of them farewell or to tell them how much they meant to him.

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    Paladin Took II has been Thain of the Shire for scarcely three years when the little land goes through one of the worst times in its history. With his son gone, swept away to goodness knows where on an adventure with his cousins, Paladin must try to keep his head clear to face whatever threatens his people.

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    "I swear I couldn't love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow." — Leo Christopher
    Love is not always easy, but sometimes the person you share it with makes it seem so simple.
    Seven sweet moments between seven couples.

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    As many differences as there were between the Took- and Baggins-families, one major difference was how they raised their children - specifically dealing with misbehaviour. But there are reasons for everything, specifically for why the Bagginses would not lay hand on their children.

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    When mischief comes looking for Pippin he devises a cunning plan to keep a promise to his mother.

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    Golfing fever sweeps through Hobbiton, with unexpected consequences for Frodo and Sam.

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    While Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin are away on the Quest, the folks back in the Shire must have Yule without them.

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    (The actual book summary - hobbitized - on which I based the story): "What was the use of wanting? Samwise Gamgee was a splendid paediatric surgical nurse, and the devastating Hobbiton surgeon Frodo Baggins, who was visiting Sam's hospital, realised this. He had the greatest respect and admiration for Sam, but this wasn’t quite the same as feeling love – and Sam knew that it was love he wanted from Frodo. But why would Frodo see Sam as more than an efficient colleague when far more attractive hobbits were his for the asking…?"

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    Pippin Took has lost a tooth. Oh, what is the poor hobbit lad to do? Why, call upon the Great Yule Snowman, of course.

    Inspired by the Alvin and the Chipmunk's version of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" and the Peanuts classic cartoon "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".

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    All her life, Donnabell Took has endured being 'managed' by her grandmother despite her stubborn and somewhat rebellious spirit. She thought the worst had finally occurred when her future life was decided for her.

    But when something long concealed, which should been told to her before, is 'accidentally' revealed, Donnabell finally decides it's enough.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    36
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    161
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    47
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