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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red spandex, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Translated into: Italiano, русский, Español

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    In a world where some people are privileged enough to have a second half, the universe is careful to cross their paths when they need each other the most.

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    “Hey, you,” the boy blinks twice, sizing Wade up. Then, he sighs in exasperation before pointedly saying, “You scream like a girl.”

    Wade’s mouth falls open and he crouches there, both hands still clutching his abused shin.

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    Wade decides to start dousing himself in various synthetic spider sex pheromones before meeting up with Spidey, because why wouldn't he? They have some… interesting results. Wade feels downright scientific.

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    5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

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    It all happened so fast.

    She screamed after him. His nails broke against the stone wall, as he tried to grab onto the holds but he was moving with too much momentum. Then - something slammed into him, the faint smell of strawberry shampoo filling his senses as soft, curly hair smothered his face, but the smell of sweat, blood, dust, and sewer water was stronger.

    Together. They had promised each other.

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    Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase fell into Tartarus together. Only Percy walked back out.

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    I can see where it went wrong.

    See, if you have a special sense that helps you detect danger, but there are certain people…well, one person in particular, who doesn’t set that sense off…

    …and that person is also a highly trained gun-for-hire with a penchant for breaking rules and generally being an asshole…

    You should probably tell him who your secret identity is.

    Because, if you don’t, and if that secret identity happens to be a well-known super-scientist working on mutant genetics…well. He might end up kidnapping you.

     

    Or, the one where Peter gets kidnapped by Wade and then Wade launches a rescue attempt and there’s whump all around. Even the villain is a big ole’ whump.

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    Wade can't remember how to flirt with normal people. In his desperation he resorts to reading a wikihow article to offer some insight.

    Peter is just really confused.

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    My collection of Team Red stories because they are all hot messes. Except Peter. Two-Thirds of them are hot messes.

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    “Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”

    Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?

    “I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”

    “Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.

    Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.

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    Peter looked over at Matt, who took his trademark red glasses off, turning his dark hazel eyes vaguely in Wade’s direction, “We know that you deal with a lot of pain every day and that nothing on the market works for it because of your healing factor. Our little genius here has been working on something to help with that.”

    Wade stopped mid-spin, planted his feet on the floor, and looked back and forth between the two men sitting in front of him.

    Peter looked like he was steeling himself, opening his mouth repeatedly, only to close it again. He sighed, looking over at Matt again.

    “I think our tongue-tied friend is trying to articulate that he’d like you to try it. It’s been through rigorous testing and it’s patented as of today, but he made it for you.”

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    “Your deaths are always so public,” Ness comments without looking at him. “That poor guy is going to think about that for the rest of his life.”

    “That’s crazy, I said almost the same thing a few paragraphs ago.”

    She smiles, rising from her chair. “What do you want?”

    OR: Wade wants Vanessa's blessings.

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    Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter… Peter keeps letting him.

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    Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

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    • 18 Mar 2024

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      “Go nuts,” he says against his better judgment.

      “That’s more of a you thing,” Peter says and gently, gently peels off the mask.

      Wade wonders if this is what he did with Spidey, too, just smiled softly, until protective layers and secret identities were peeled away one by one and there was nothing left but the ugly truths and this. Wade desperately wishes he had found Peter first; wishes that he could stop thinking about damn Spider-Man just for a moment; wishes Peter would change his mind and back off, so they could just watch another episode and pretend this never happened.

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    Wade Wilson is the uptight, over-stressed head editor of the popular social media company, Marvelous Captions, who wants nothing more than to be his slightly dick-ish and humorous self, but it's hard to be when he's gearing up for a new promotion, trying to lead his company towards success, and being told he's going to be deported back to Canada. And if there's one thing Wade can't do, it's go back.

    Peter Parker is Wade's fresh-from-college assistant and is one of the company's photographers. With his boyish charm and oblivious qualities, he might just be able to convince everyone he's going out with his boss.

    But that also means visiting Peter's family across the states to convince them Wade's not just a harsh boss who only laughs at dick jokes and that he's definitely not getting deported to Canada anytime soon.

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    [SEQUEL TO fall out, boy, so i can fall in(to you)] Unlike most of the Avengers, Peter has never been allergic to talking about his feelings with the people he loves. Except for the one person he has the strongest feelings for. Except for the one feeling he feels the strongest. Why was it so hard to say what it was so easy to be? Why was it so easy to be what it was so hard to say?

    ...Why did he expect any other reaction from Wade when Peter finally said it?

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    Crashing at Matt's results in the group finding out that their local blue and red vigilante has a girlfriend, MJ. A surprise, of course. After all they dont know shit about his life except the fact that he likes Wade's shitty jokes. There's one problem though, his girlfriend sounds........a little young, lets say. And well as we all know, nobody likes pedophiles.

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    Btw, Peter is not a pedophile, Jesus fucking Christ, no.

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    Wade discovers that Spidey likes to be spanked after thorough research, science experiments, reconnaissance—

    Okay, fine. He spanks him once and the realization spurns from there.

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    Wade loves languages, too bad Spider-Man doesn't get it.

    Or the five times Deadpool confessed to Spider-Man in different languages and the one time he said it in English.

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    Wade finally deserves to know who Spider-Man really is, dammit.

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