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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    You're high, your mind is everywhere and you know he doesn't like you back. But that doesn't stop you from kissing him.

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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

    [INDEFINITE HIATUS UNTIL REBOOT]

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    EB: argh, i am surrounded by real life witches!
    EB: everyone i know is turning magic, it's ridiculous.
    EB: and i'm still stuck here being a doofus.

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    1/1
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    John Egbert makes a food blog, and rambles too much about his life on it.

    alternative title: How to Realise You're in Love With Your Best Friend Through Food.

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    2/?
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    6
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    Where are you? You don’t seem to recall. You also don’t recall why you don’t know. Did you sleep here? You only seemed to gain consciousness as you questioned the sky. You survey the room you are in, and it seems too bland for anyone your age.

    How old are you, anyways?
    ====================
    John seems to have found himself in a sticky situation- but he can't even remember his own name.
    Chapters will be short and probably inconsistent in timing but if you stick with me I promise one hell of a ride.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    rose lalonde, my fair lady

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    1/1
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    31/?
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    a secret santa gift! there are ugly sweaters and some light rosemary

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    The world is breaking.

    The Scratch failed.

    You can't die, there's no way to make it Just or Heroic.

    What will you do?

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    1/?
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    Post-Sburb, everyone was a little fucked up, and bringing the dreambubbles along to the new universe was probably not the best idea, as John learns when he walks in on Dave having a not so great confrontation with his dead Bro (but really, any confrontation with Bro was bound to go terribly). This interaction puts John in Protector Mode™, but it affects Dave in a whole other way, and its not a very good way. John takes this time to tell Dave what he deserves in life.

    (based on this headcanon)

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    In the aftermath of her rejection from Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam is convinced seeing her at Camp Skaia will ruin her camp experience. That is, until Rose Lalonde comes along. Kanaya falls for her fast, but it's hard to focus on romance when you have to deal with high tension between the girls and boys sides of the lake, prank wars, and a side of camp Kanaya has never seen before.

    On the flip side, John Egbert is a first-time camper. He doesn't really notice all the hostility in what should be a friendly environment. All he notices is his cabinmate, Dave. But messing up on his first prank means he might have to get serious for Dave to notice him back.

    Welcome to Camp Skaia, where it's all fun and games 'till someone gets hurt.

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    A story about a boy and his friends, who played a game.

    -

    My own little epilogue to Homestuck, set 50 years in the future.

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    1/1
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    Life, like love, is fleeting. Its both begins and ends with mass struggle, and while everything in between can be hard, it can be beautiful too... No matter what happens, no matter what may keep us apart, I know we'll be able to come home at the end of the day and say... Honey, I'm home. (Has POV shifts, so multiple pairings! May be a bit OOC, but it's worth it, give it a chance!)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    31
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    Dadbert takes John with him on a business trip to Houston and John ends up lost. But maybe getting lost is worth it when he makes his first ever friend.

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    1/1
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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

    *

    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every other weekend (at least).

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    David E. Strider, or “Dave”, is a college Junior with a not-so-secret crush he’d been harboring for over a year. Jonathan Egbert is a hired-as-of-last-year Biology Professor with a new Biotechnology class.
    Based on a roleplay with my dear co-writer, Kelly~

    Language:
    English
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    12,651
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    17
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    49
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    2
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    1107
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    Humanstuck. John has just professed something to one of his dearest friends and it didn't go well. In fact it went very poorly. He is at an all time low and he's beginning to think he's not worth it. Sadstuck. Self harm, bullying. Further warnings inside.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    5
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    91
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    9
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    1959
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    Your name is John Egbert, and this guy seems to be following you around a lot.

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    English
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    2,651
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    45
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    1
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    1018
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    John Egbert reflects on life.

    Non Sburb/Sgrub AU, where kids and trolls are all living in the same area. Could be humanstuck, or just trolls sharing the planet with humans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    104

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