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    Love is in the air, and it seems Lena and Kara's couches have been dosed with some fifth dimensional magic that gives them a tiny bit of sentience (and internal dialouge) until Nxly or Kara pass the gauntlet for possession of the love totem.

    Is this crack? Absolutely. There's inanimate pieces of furniture gaining consciousness.

    Is it a love story? Also absolutely.

    Language:
    English
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    2,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1316
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    I’ve just been snatched away from everything I’ve ever known, uninvited hands digging and twisting painfully to drag me through bitter cold—yet even as I writhe and flail wildly for escape, no one pursues. No one even seems to notice or care that I’m gone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    160
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    An insider reports on the first meal shared by a mute girl, a love-distracted prince and his chiding advisor.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    38
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    Woe betide the thief who tries to steal an old lady's precious jewels...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    34
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    When the sea boils and the Kraken emerges, the Kappamaki finds herself alone… or does she?

    Language:
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    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    30
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    Gwen is distraught that her childhood best friend and secret crush is going to a different college to her, so she buys some potions to become her panties, however bully Nicky finds the potions and decides to have some fun with Gwen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    1102
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    I clench around her as she breathes, hard, a laugh bursting from her heaving lungs. She likes this about me, how tight I hold her, how firmly I constrict her.

    As Bellatrix lives and dies, one thing will always be with her: her corset.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    33
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    Fan-made deleted-scene excerpts from The Island Man by Amber_Skye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,260
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1485
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    Aqua has been teaching Kairi blend in magic so that they can go look for Sora in Toybox, but Kairi's over eagerness backfires as she becomes a very different kind of toy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    696
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    "Hi, I'm Owner's Bamboo. I'm the most underrated character in Thousand Autumns."

    The fanfic follows the events of the donghua. Chapter 1 = Episode 1. Chapter 2 = Episode 2. So on and so forth. Thus, (mostly minor) spoilers are inevitable.

    Each chapter is also accompanied by gifs/links to the relevant bamboo scenes in the donghua (see footnotes).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    217
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    A spiritual weapon chooses its cultivator.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    123
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    Sam is very salty today...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    257
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    An adult toy shop employee finds herself among the merchandise due to some magic gone wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    1342
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    2B has something on her mind. There are some things she wants to try with 9S but she doesn't know how to go about asking.

    Language:
    English
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    9,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    3124
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    He looked at him the way every ship wanted to be looked at when they docked — for who they were, not what they bore — and that made all the difference.

    As he caressed him through the water and twirled his propeller — were it not for Ever’s laughter, he would’ve sworn this was a dream. Because how else could he describe the cutie wedged against him, the beauty sinking softly into the tenderness of his sand? And while Ever caught and hummed and regarded him with fondness, maybe there was nowhere he’d rather be than simply here — along the sea, tucked to the arms of a canal and gently loved with all his being.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
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    The Hyperion Hotel tells its story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    10
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    END-OF-MANGA SPOILERS!

    When we last saw Zeke, his dearest wish was to play catch once again with people who loved him. When the Warchief wakes up in another world, he's reunited with Reiner and Bertholdt, who break the news to him that he’s turned into a baseball.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    206
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    Summary

    I need help please send a therapist
    I'm not grammar/spellchecking this crackfic
    I'm also leaving everything gender-neutral and calling the objects it because they are literally objects.

    Excerpt:
    Every single one was created with the same purpose in mind, they would be used and marked up against their own will. It was their only purpose. HP Printer Paper 8.5 x 11 No. 474 in package G832B would live a different life, no matter what. It was the only goal stuff inside the thin cut of processed tree.

    Being the 474th piece of paper in the package, HP Printer Paper 8.5 x 11 No. 474 in G832B or HP474GB for short thought that it would take years, if not decades for 473 other pieces of paper to be defiled. HP474GB could have never been more wrong. It had taken meer months for 473 of HP474GB’s siblings to be ripped out and forced to endure whatever torture the humans saw fit.

    Language:
    English
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    942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    38
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    Summary

    He loves his tiny human with a big heart.

    Or

    The life of Keigo Takami's first friend, his Endeavour plushie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    1623
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    Summary

    The narrator becomes a sex toy for her partner to help reduce on travel costs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1662

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