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    A brief history of the subject known as 'Project Icarus' aka Dirk Gently, up to and including the meeting of one Todd Brotzman.

    “This isn’t how this works,” thought the boy mournfully, “this isn’t how any of this works.”

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    When did the double dates start?
    Whose is Bart's Father?
    Why is Osmund Priest willingly helping them?
    When did Ken start going evil?
    And when will Farah next get a good nights sleep?

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    Todd Brotzman and his sister Amanda aren't the richest in District Twelve, but their tailor shop gets them by. And besides, they both aged out of the games a long time ago, there was nothing left to worry about. Nothing of course, until a tall man in a yellow jacket and a mysterious pack of wolves in the woods come prowling.

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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title).

    All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual stories! All chapters are also now named to (hopefully) help you navigate them a little easier. So feel free to pick and choose and skip around or read in order, however you want!

    Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    61/?
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    During a rare Blackwing experiment, Svlad rediscovers the world in a suburban neighbourhood, makes a friend(?), and kills a man.

    Or, an AU in which Dirk and Todd meet as children—briefly. But everything is still connected. Nothing is also connected.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Todd has been an assassin for years. It was an easy job, especially when he had the universe whispering in his ear telling him which jobs to take and which to turn down. So when Mr. Priest offers him much more than his usual rate to kill a man named Dirk Gently, the universe is there telling Todd to accept the job. However, when Todd looks Dirk in the eyes, something seems off. He can’t pull the trigger.

    Priest then hires Todd to officially work for Blackwing, hoping that he can persuade him into seeing the dangers of leaving Project Icarus alive. But things backfire for Priest when Todd learns that Dirk is actually a very good person, and he might be falling in love with him.

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    Priest makes a cake. Just a 3am drabble.

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    Ken had a lot of time to think in Blackwing, and he's got the universe- HIS universe- figured out. It's just a matter of how to take charge
    (A collection of Ken's opinions and thoughts during his rise to power)

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    Todd’s focal point slid slightly to the left. To a pair of blue eyes, crinkled at the edges in a smile. A wash of pale skin, dotted with perfect freckles. A bright outfit that clung just right to the person who wore it. With that thought, an intense rush of adrenaline shot through Todd’s system, and his eyes flew open.

    Holy shit.

    He would rather have been kissing Dirk.

    Season 2 AU that’s not exactly an AU.

    While on the run with Farah, Todd realizes he has feelings for Dirk. Meanwhile, Dirk is in Blackwing, thinking about Todd every waking minute. Once reunited, they begin to act on their feelings. Cue season-long butterfly effect.

    All those Brotzly moments you hoped were romantic? Now they are, and then some. All your favorite scenes? They might be included. They might be expanded upon. They might be a bit different. Or they might be wiped out of existence and replaced with something new. You'll have to read to find out.

    Features all your faves being lovable losers, as usual.

    Written for the DGHDA Big Bang 2018.

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    There is an infinite amount of universes out there. This is just one of many.

    In a reality were Todd is Priest's godson and he actually does come down with pararbiltus. He finds a certain kinship with Dirk Gently and when Dirk runs from Blackwing. Todd is right beside him

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    What happens when the youngest Rowdy is... left alone?

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    Just a short snapshot into Hugo Friedkin’s relationship with the scary-but-alluring Osmund Priest.

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    After a night on the town in an attempt to hide his feelings for Dirk, Todd goes home with a man he met at a bar. But when he wakes up he finds himself tied to a chair and at the mercy of Dirk's childhood monster, Osmund Priest. The universe seems to have abandoned the agency and their friends, and as they suffer and uncover secrets never met for their eyes, they learn a very important lesson.

    Once lost, some things are gone forever, and Mr. Priest is determined to see to their destruction.

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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    14/?
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    Sequel to "You're Mine"

    I'm Yours takes place with a brainwashed Dirk Gently ( Forced Svlad Cjelli ) working for Blackwing under Mr. Priest. Their bond slowly growing despite a new monster being put in charge of escorting both of them. Priest and Svlad are now on a case Svlad received through cryptic means, however, it has put them on the path with Project Cerberus. A grouchy Medium who hates his powers and everything to do with it who has two ghosts with him wanting to reach out to Dirk and bring him back to the person he used to be.

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    Blackwing shut down and after a lot of back and forth with higher ups Osmund Priest finds himself forced to retire.
    After mourning the loss of his job and old life he decides to make the best of it and finally do what normal people are supposed to do... buy a house and pick up hobbies.

    A collection of Drabbles of Priest during that 16years of Retirement when Blackwing shut down and all my headcanons surrounding it.
    Honestly, retired Priest’s life is like a sitcom okay just… bare with me.

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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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