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    Adrien started to pull Todd out of the room by his waist, and Todd lost his cool completely. The walls fell in and the world lost its balance, if Adrien hadn’t been holding him the way that he had, Todd would have collapsed entirely.

    “What is your damage?” Adrien huffed. He shoved Todd, watching as he fell the rest of the way to the floor.

    “Don't- touch- don't.” No no. Oh no.

    “See, and here I thought you understood the rules. I do whatever I want.” Adrien said, crouching down next to Todd and grabbing him by the front of his shirt. This close up, Todd could clearly see the glowing red in Adrien’s eyes.

    No no no no no.

    No!

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    Here's a new case, it's about, a Grim reaper, a conspiracy, a thief, a kid, the human race and Dirk.
    Weird ? Not enough to make anything that happen all-right.

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    Todd thinks its weird when the CIA get involved in him meeting his soulmate. After one bizarre day, they exchange a few letters, and he gets on with his life, until he finds himself kidnapped and used to persuade Svlad to behave.
    Svlad is delighted to be allowed to write to his soulmate, but when Todd is dragged unwillingly into the Blackwing base, he starts to realise that this was a trap from the start.

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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    7/?
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    47/?
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    Todd wasn't the biggest fan of the Rowdy 3, and he liked them a bit less when they broke shit. Especially when it was his.

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    1/1
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    Agent Cjelli (C.J. to his friends) has been a member of Blackwing for eighteen years, and working cases for the past four. He mainly wants to visit Project Lamia and go outside, but has found himself increasingly drawn to his coworker, Lieutenant Assistent. When Agent Black is assigned to their team, his life changes more than he ever could have imagined.

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    Martin led his Rowdies in a breakout from Blackwing, and they bring a couple of the other projects with them because Vogel wouldn't let them leave projects Lamia or Icarus behind. Now Martin needs to try and build a new life for all six of them. Because sometimes family is four energy vampires, a shapeshifter, and a not-psychic sat nav.

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    5/?
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    A Reverse AU.

    Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is - quite frankly - a dick, and throws at him the one thing he cannot handle: Dirk Gently and, his detective agency, and The Rowdy 3, from a dimension certainly not his own.

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    4/?
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    Amanda doesn't really think too hard about the fact that she can use the wand without learning any spells for it. She just sends her will through it, lets the universe do what it wants through her. So it really shouldn't be that much of a surprise when the universe decides she'd make a really good tool for bringing all the others together.

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    1/1
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    Reese finds some tapes in the back of the closet.

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    Dirk gets to ride along on a Blackhawk mission. He's twelve.

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    1/1
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    What happens when the universe decides that you have overstayed your usefulness?
    There could come a point where a replacement for the Tools is necessary.
    But with the universe broken, it might not all go according to plan.

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    Todd and Dirk are captured by Priest at the Cardenas' house.

    aka:

    The one where Dirk loses himself, and Todd has no way to find him.

    "I scrubbed furiously, crying into the water as it swirled, but nothing would wash their blood off my hands.

    Nothing."

    (This is my first fic so it's probably horrible but you won't know unless you try, right?)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Blackwing did awful things to Dirk, things he believes his soulmate should never have to deal with. It wouldn't be fair to them. No one deserved a broken soulmate.

    Luckily for him, he's always wrong about everything, and he's definitely wrong about this.

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    This fanvideo is about difficult relationships beetween BlackWing objects and workers.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    8/?
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    Martin's PTSD acts up during a day out with his brothers.

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    On the run from what's left of Torchwood, Norton Folgate accidentally spatially dislocates himself into Blackwing's compound in 2017.

    Just his luck, he looks exactly like someone they're looking for, and ends up getting involved in their holistic mess. Also his luck that he has a thing for sociopathic psychos with a penchant for violence. And the apparently 'not-psychic' man with two names that Blackwing is after. At the same bloody time.

    Norton supposes it's still better than living through the 50's.

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    He has to admit, the boy is getting better at this.

    Not great, not even good, really. You’d think with all the run-ins they’d had he’d have picked up at least some useful ways of evading him by now, but he’s getting better, and that’s something he supposes. Maybe one day it’ll actually be a challenge. He doubts it.

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    Prompt fill for: Osmund Priest, 37. “Wanna dance?” & 48. "Boo." ?

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