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    All Brienne Tarth's ever wanted to do was play baseball. All the world's ever given her is scorn for thinking a woman could be as good as a man--until she's drafted by the King's Landing Royals. Now she's got a chance to make her wildest dreams come true.

    Jaime Lannister overcame a rocky start to his career to become the premiere pitcher for the King's Landing Royals. He thinks a woman playing professional baseball is ludicrous--until he meets Brienne Tarth.

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    When Joffrey is saved at his wedding, Sansa Stark realizes that no one can keep her safe. Taking her fate into her own hands, the eventual Girl-Queen must do everything in her power to protect her people.

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    Brienne looked at the phone next to her and her heart stopped. The screen was lit up on her fiancé’s cell. The number was blocked, simply saying unknown. She picked it up with trembling fingers as the blood drained from her head, leaving her dizzy. 

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    Brienne is set to marry the man she has been with since college. One text changes her life and sets her on a path that she never imagined. A passion will be unleashed inside of her. She never knew someone could feel that wanted. Jaime Lannister was a force she never expected...

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    1980s AU. Hair Metal/Arena Rock SanSan.

    **COMPLETED**

    Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn't want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as their two worlds collide.

    Warning: I do not own the characters portrayed in this work, excluding original characters. Those belong to GRRM. I do however reserve the intellectual rights to the original content in this work and therefore do not grant permission for the copy of this work to other sites.

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    Jaime never lost his hand.
    Sansa is forced to marry him instead of Tyrion. They do not love each other.
    Jaime just wants to keep her save from Joffrey and Sansa is thankfull for it.
    I try to update every Monday.

    Please pardon any grammatical or spelling mistakes. English is not my mothertongue.

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    11/?
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    The job had sounded simple enough. Petyr Baelish, the wealthiest man in the Vale with powerful political connections, had been looking for a bodyguard for his daughter, a reclusive artist of nineteen, after she’d inadvertently witnessed a murder.

    But that was before Jon Snow had started working for the man…or met the girl.

    Beautiful and kind, Jon realizes he must guard his heart from becoming too personally attached to his charge, the lovely Alayne Stone. He's had enough trouble recently as it is. But he soon discovers she's like a puzzle that he can't quite figure out, mysterious and far too alluring to resist.

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    When Brienne arrives in King's Landing for the first time, she expects two tedious months of uncomfortable gowns, embroidering with the queen, and her father's failed attempts at matchmaking. She does not expect the Kingslayer secretly teaching her to joust, under cover of darkness, so that she can compete as him in the king's nameday tourney. And she definitely does not expect to fall in love with him.

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    Tywin Lannister nearly had it all. The entire Seven Kingdom's in his hands! But he did not realize that his victory was well earned. He faced the pack when they were separated and weak. But they are united now. They're alive and a reckoning is coming.

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    Sansa Stark works for Golden Lion Records, a record label founded by Jaime Lannister, former front man for Kingslayer, one of the hottest, most acclaimed hard rock bands of the mid-1990s. As the 20th anniversary of Kingslayer's first album approaches, Jaime, along with former bassist, Jorah Mormont, and drummer, Bronn Flynn, are trying to pull together a reunion tour and album. However, Sandor Clegane, the band's lead guitarist, went off the grid after a horrific car accident as Kingslayer was about to disband, and he refuses to rejoin his former bandmates. Volunteering to track down Sandor and to convince him to come back with her to Westeros, Sansa, who is a life-long fangirl of Kingslayer and the guitar legend, embarks on a life-altering journey when she finally meets the object of her school-girl fantasies.

    ** ON HIATUS **

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    A science camp and a hockey camp sharing the same space? Revolutionary. This small college is about to heat up with more than the rising summer temperatures as Sansa gets overprotective and Jon's done with just about everything.

    What happens at camp stays at camp...or does it?

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    Chapters:
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    Tyrion Lannister stands before the assembled court of King's Landing accused of murder and regicide, apparently without a friend in the world. As it happens, though, a lawyer from another world has come to town. One who specialises in hopeless cases.

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    6/?
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    43
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    4
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    Self-Insert. Gregor Clegane was one of the worst people to have ever existed. But what if someone else lived his life? What if a modern person of sound mind and honorable character was reborn as The Mountain? How would his rational and reasonable mind impact the ultimate outcome of Westeros? He just might be able to change the world for the better... Feedback is appreciated.

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    Three hundred and three years after Aegon's Conquest of the Seven Kingdoms, the War of Five Kings is in its final stages except there is no kings. All that remains are two queens, and the Others are on the march. A marriage has been proposed between Queen Joanna I Baratheon and Queen Daenerys I's nephew and heir Prince Jaehaerys (Jon). A great match if not for the past the two share of a simpler time, when the blizzards were only summer snow.

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    2/?
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    Today was Sandor’s birthday, and like countless years prior to this one, he thought that he would be celebrating it on his own. When the gorgeous redheaded object of his desire shows up unannounced on his doorstep, however, Sandor's wish just may come true after all.

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    Being Jaime is suffering.

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    3/?
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    Sansa and Arya Stark are in hiding, pretending to be boys, trying to get on with their lives with the aid of Yoren, after suffering several family tragedies and being hunted because of their family name.

    After falling into trouble once more, Sansa – or more specifically – Alayn – ‘s life is saved by the Count of Dragonstone.

    Feeling responsible for the youth whose life he has saved, Stannis Baratheon decides to foster the boy... (girl) and take him in, as well as his younger brother and uncle.

     
    * The title inspired by James Joyce’s short story: 'The Dead'.

    - ** Main inspiration for work (apart from ASOIAF): The Earl's Desire by Alexia Praks

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    For once, the "dubcon" warning doesn't apply to Sansa, but to Sandor. Though we may assume he'd be thrilled - if only he knew what was going on.

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    A Song Of Ice And Fire meets Agatha Christie's The Body in the Library. In which Jaime and Addam solve murders, Brienne's legs are important, and Olenna knows what's up.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    The Lannisters have ruled Westeros peacefully since the last Purge. The Starks are gone; killed with the help of the Bolton's and the Frey's. But the North remembers. Many are seeking vengeance for their dead. No one witnessed the killing of the Stark girls and no bodies have been found, apart from Joffrey's, who had sworn that he would be the one to kill the she-wolves. There is also no sign of the Stark boys and Theon Greyjoy has been missing for the past year. But sometimes, screams of agony and terror are heard from deep within the Dreadfort. Could they belong to the missing kraken?
    It is the night of the annual Purge in the city of Westeros. For twelve hours, all crime including murder is legal. All emergency services such as the City Watch, the Kings Guard and the Night's Watch will be suspended. There is going to be a war out there.

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    “You want to pay him back?”

    “I'm not going to punch him.”

    “I don't mean that.” She looked at him and raised one eyebrow. “Well, maybe you should punch him. But I had a different idea in my head.”

    “What kind of idea?” she asked wary. He gave her his most charming smile.

    Jaime and Brienne are in a bar and want to make someone jealous. It leads somewhere else.

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