15 Works in Oo-mox

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    Rom tries to convince Quark that charging everyone a fee to get into the bar would be profitable. Quark is worried that it will deter his customers, but more importantly, Odo, who is in the bar every day. Although maybe it would be fun to mess with Odo a little bit...

    The fee wouldn't be to get in the bar. The product he'd be selling Odo is... himself.

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    You arrive on DS9, tasked by the Science Department of Starfleet to observe the linguistic development there. An interesting mission and exactly what you hoped for as a topic for your thesis, but spending so much time in the social hub of the station, you can’t help but notice a certain Ferengi bartender...

    But how easy is it, to develop and hold onto a relationship, when expectations collide, morality turns into a gray mush, and life goals don't meet?

    How far are you really willing to go?

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    A DaiMon of the Ferengi is after Captain Jamie T. Kirk and wants her to be his woman. He kidnaps her, but Spock and Scotty get taken by accident, too. So, Leonard McCoy has to take command of the Enterprise and get them back. But Jamie has a plan. And it changes everything between her and her CMO.

    Or to say it in Scotty's words: "Well, if that's the outcome, the Ferengi should have kidnapped us a long time ago... Oi, you two, get a room!"

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    6/6
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    57
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    11
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    Everybody else on the planet is busy making the most of their vacation and living the night life. Meanwhile, Odo and Quark are living the day life all on their own- but they make it work.

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    Odo has observed Quark long enough to know his weaknesses, and wouldn't he be a fool in the name of justice if he didn't utilize them?

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    15
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    Nog learns Very Important Lessons about mature relationships, emotional vulnerability, and proper lobe maintenance.

    Star Trek is full of allegories. This one is about douching.

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    “...and I finally can sit on a chair and know with absolute certainty that it isn't you.”

    How Quark's long national nightmare began. Set some time during the Occupation, after Odo and Quark’s first meeting.

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    Quark likes giving blow jobs. Odo likes being in control. They come to an arrangement.

    Smutty smut smut, but also a character study about how each of them approaches sex-- Quark has disturbing past experiences with reciprocation, and Odo's only familiarity is from reading too many Bajoran romance novels.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    162
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    "I had no sense of taste, so I never paid much attention to food or drink. I had no idea how... seductive they could be." --5x01, Apocalypse Rising

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    Wherein Jake and Nog make out like teenagers, bicker like an old married couple, and upgrade their home furnishings.

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    22
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    A series of DS9 porn ficlets/drabbles. For your own sanity, check the chapter notes for each chapter.

    I do take prompts, but non-con is off the table, more because I'm not comfortable with it in this canon than for any other reason. Any other kinks (and I do mean ANY, though I may regret saying this), provided I can write them well, are available.

    I was going to call this series thing 'Waste Extraction,' but, especially considering my typical subject matter, I thought that might send the wrong impression.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    110
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    3
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    Quark is shaken up by his sexual encounter with Odo, especially with regards to cultural gender norms. He does what any good Ferengi does and valiantly represses these feelings, until a negotiation with Orion traders gets out of control.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Inspired by Odo's favorite subtitle

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    Quark goes in for a bonus checkup.

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    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    500
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    A number of short, unrelated, shameless and/or ridiculous pornographic drabbles updated whenever. (Most pairings and tags only apply to one or more drabbles; chapters are labeled for their individual warnings.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7039

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