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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    27,383
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    It’s the start of the mission aboard Red Dwarf, and Lister is in serious need of a beer. He wanders the mass of people waiting to leave and head off into the big black, coming across a certain second technician as he does so...

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    1/1
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    “Sorry, what?”

    “Hmm?”

    Rimmer was looking at him funny, his stupid big forehead all scrunched up. “When you were a what?”

    “When I were a bird. Well, not that I ever really was, mind but y’know, legally and that. Before I went on the hormones for me rugged good looks I got a few blokes getting the wrong end of the stick-” he shrugged. “Not that it mattered to me they were blokes, ‘course, but it would’ve mattered to them that I was.”

    “Lister, what the smeg are you on about?”
     

    In which Lister tells Rimmer a secret (that he didn't know was secret)
    Transmasc coming out story- heed tags and author's note warnings!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76
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    Rimmer is overwhelmed by guilt and makes a terrible choice. Lister has to save him. Frankie sleeps through the whole thing.

    Part 2 of the Frying Pan verse

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    365
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    Lister is a struggling Engineering student with a crush on the barista he loves to wind up.

    A cafe AU because I'm craving coffee and feelings.

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    English
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    2,943
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    171
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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    English
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    37,381
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    992
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    Lister is fascinated by Rimmer's past and how little Rimmer speaks of it. After Rimmer mentions something quite big in conversation. Lister and the boys decide to look it up online. Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
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    9,273
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    780
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    It was the day of the end of the Dwarf, but Ace had other fish to fry...

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    1/1
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    Todhunter thought he was the bad boy of the ship. Until he met Evil Jeff...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    22
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    Regret for Rimmer was a dish he wished he'd known was best served cold

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Arnold, abused youngest son of the wealthy, snobbish Rimmer family meets Dave Lister, space bum and aspiring musician, aboard the luxury space liner, Red Dwarf.
    Alias, the Titanic-based AU that I foolishly mentioned and several people then insisted should actually be written.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,255
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    997
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    It is almost Christmas on board of Red Dwarf, but Arnold Rimmer is not in the mood. Dave Lister, the man he secretly loves is pining for the woman he lost. Knowing it's Lister's first Christmas in deep space, Rimmer decides he wants him to be happy, so he decides to make a big sacrifice to ensure that happens. Will Lister find out what happened in time for Rimmer's Christmas to be happy too?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    468
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    It's not just the human crew that are recreated by the Nanobots, as Cat discovers during his vent explorations.

    Based on a prompt in the RD Discord - What if Frankenstein was revived too?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    307
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    Kochanski, Teresa
    Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
    Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
    Relation: Sister

    Little Kochanski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her just enough time to get inside the shuttle and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let lose on the ship again. 3 million and 3 years later, Holly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,062
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    174
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    In which Lister is feeling rather lonesome, and Rimmer gets two bits of bad news in one day.

     

    An AU for Series I where Lister and Rimmer were together from before the accident.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,596
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1116
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    Alternative timeline from The End in which Frankenstein is not discovered on the same day as Rimmer fails his exam. Lister and Rimmer talk and slash ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,661
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    897
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    Canon Compliant, or how Lister got his "I Love Petersen" tattoo and Canon Divergence, or how Lister finally said something to Rimmer about his reaction to the kiss with Petersen.

    [Remix of Kahvi's story "Delayed Reaction" for the RD Fic Remix 2018.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    332
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    Lister relives every Christmas on board of Red Dwarf trying to discover Rimmer's trauma. He finds out several things, but it the man himself who gives him the biggest shock after he finally allows him in again.

    - This part is rather dark. But it all leads to something joyful come Saturday!! -

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,834
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    435
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    AU: Lister makes a bet with Parker that he can get the most unsociable kid in school, Rimmer, to be his friend. Not slash for once!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,140
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    209
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    When Rimmer gets attacked by someone after a solo Z Shift he tries to hide his injuries from Lister and the crew afraid of being mocked. When Lister does find out he is furious and decides to track down the culprit with his posse to avenge Rimmer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,837
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1346

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