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Arnold Rimmer gets invited to a gay bar. How does he react? In some of the worst ways one possibly could.
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Kochanski, Teresa
Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
Relation: SisterLittle Kochanski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her with just enough time to get inside the shuttle, and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let loose on the ship again. 3 years after that, Holly suddenly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.
Imagine being stuck 3 million and 3 years in the future with a half senile, geriatric, computer, a mutant feline, a cluster of light that was once a human being, and your sister's ex boyfriend. For Teresa, that nightmare has just become a reality. Oh yeah, and just before the leak, she snogged one of them and will have to live with that fact of life for the rest of hers. -
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It's Bridgerton on Red Dwarf!
Everyone is looking for love, and a mysterious unknown gossip columnist dictates crew members' desirability. Rimmer has just besmirched his reputation with a certain soup incident. Kochanski has just broken up with Lister. And a tall, dark, and mysterious Todhunter has just arrived onboard. How ever will they all find what they seek in this fickle social scene?
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Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.
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What if Lister asked for Rimmer’s help in hiding Frankenstein? And what if they pretended to be dating to cover it up?
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When Rimmer gets a promotion at work, he makes Lister's life a living hell. It doesn't take long for that particular bubble to burst.
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What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.
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Everything was going to plan until it wasn't.
It was supposed to be minor repair, even if these vents should have been self-reparing, so how had both he and Rimmer ended up here?
For gods sake, people weren't even supposed to have to go up here!
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Rimmer joins Lister and his friends to watch a Zero Gravity Football match
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Lister and some others look into things.
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Rimmer has nightmares and often talks in his sleep. Lister and his friends make fun of this not realising how sesetive Rimmer was on the subject.
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Lister is harassed by a drunk crewmate and Rimmer steps in doing something brave but still being a coward.
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Rimmer, Lister, Cat and Kryten are travelled back to pre-radiation by a strange wobbly time wave and they are stuck there for a day but they can't change anything of the past the time line will just reset to how it is mean't to be. That's what Kryten told them at least.
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Arnold, abused youngest son of the wealthy, snobbish Rimmer family meets Dave Lister, space bum and aspiring musician, aboard the luxury space liner, Red Dwarf. Alias, the Titanic-based AU that I foolishly mentioned and several people then insisted should actually be written.
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Dave Lister, who's had what you could call pretty smeggy 23 years, is currently trying to make it work in London by doing bare minimum. Rimmer is a neurotic, hard-working retail employee who wishes they never had the misfortune to hire Dave Lister.
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It’s the start of the mission aboard Red Dwarf, and Lister is in serious need of a beer. He wanders the mass of people waiting to leave and head off into the big black, coming across a certain second technician as he does so...
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Rimmer is overwhelmed by guilt and makes a terrible choice. Lister has to save him. Frankie sleeps through the whole thing.
Part 2 of the Frying Pan verse
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- Part 2 of Frying Pan Verse
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Lister is fascinated by Rimmer's past and how little Rimmer speaks of it. After Rimmer mentions something quite big in conversation. Lister and the boys decide to look it up online. Shenanigans ensue.
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It's not just the human crew that are recreated by the Nanobots, as Cat discovers during his vent explorations.
Based on a prompt in the RD Discord - What if Frankenstein was revived too?
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Alternative timeline from The End in which Frankenstein is not discovered on the same day as Rimmer fails his exam. Lister and Rimmer talk and slash ensues.