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    Hartha and the company have made it to Beorn's home. She couldn't be more relieved at finally having somewhere where she could find an alcove for her to regroup and recenter herself. The only problem with that is that there is the chance that Dwalin, Balin and Bofur now know what secret she is so desperately trying to hide.

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    Frodo suddenly straightened up from where he was crouching over his worn-out books. He began to think wide-eyed to himself.
    ‘There are those voices again!’
    A couple of days ago, he heard young voices coming from the garden. Naturally, his curiosity overcame him and he wandered outside but couldn’t find the source of the sound. From what he could tell, they were just as younger, perhaps younger, and male too. He thinned out his lips as he listened to the voices arguing. He wanted to tell his uncle, but of course, he didn’t have any real evidence for the intruders.
    If there was one thing his uncle taught him (and many other things), you always have to have facts to back up your statement. Or else, you’d look like a fool. And Frodo was not a fool, thank you very much.

    (Or the one when young Frodo find two even younger intruders in his backyard, and invites them in for lunch, unaware of how much they will change his and his uncle's lives. For better or for worse.)

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    Thorin and Bilbo share a morning class during Thorin's first semester at a new college. Unbeknownst to BIlbo, their professor is Bilbo's monster of an ex. Not wanting to appear pathetic, Bilbo decides to pretend Thorin is his boyfriend. Incidentally, they both like each other (and neither are willing to admit it). Will they realize their mutual attraction or will this end in disaster? (trope as old as time, I know but I'm a sucker for it.)

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    Bilbo has seen far more naked dwarven asses than he ever wanted to.

    He is so done!

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    In which Bilbo Baggins gets saddled with thirteen dwarves and a meddling wizard, for the second time in his life. He would've sworn he'd been on a boat a few moments ago....well, what's to be done. Maybe the air in Valinor isn't all it's said to be.

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    “I made a promise to your mother, before she passed.”
    "And?” Bilbo prompted.
    “I promised your mother I would find you a husband.”
    “W-what?” Bilbo spluttered, pushing his tea aside as he leapt from his armchair. “I - how could you - who would I even -”
    “Why, Thorin Oakenshield, of course,” Gandalf answered with a far too smug smile.

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    Medûnost:
    unbearded, beardless.

    There is more to Bilbo Baggins than meets the eye. Gandalf probably deserves the brunt of the blame.

    In which Dwarrow families work differently than any other race. Where kin are more important than any treasure, quest, or legacy; kin are your legacy.

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    Hobbits' view of what a person can grow is rather different from everyone else.

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    An island full of dinosaurs is pretty crazy. The fact that Bilbo is willingly going to that island (again) with a bunch of strangers who claim that island is theirs is even crazier.

    It doesn't help that Bilbo's size would make him a good pterodactyl snack.

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    Dwarrow women were rare- to the point that they could refuse kings their pleasure, where the men could not.

    During the quest in a company full of his cousins and nephews, Thorin Oakenshield decides to take pleasure in their burglar- a creature soft enough that Thorin can pretend the hips he grasp in the dark belong to a feminine creature.

    Bilbo Baggins doesn’t mind so much, being bed by a king of dwarves on the regular. She’s not as fond of bumming as he seems to be, but as long as no children come from it, it’s all just good fun innit? Still, it would have been nice if he’d asked first. Also, if they ever did it somewhere she could actually take her pants all the way off, that’d be nice.

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    Les Nains sont les enfants de Mahal, c'est une chose que tout le monde sait. Ce que peu savent, en revanche, c'est que les Hobbits sont les enfants de Yavanna. Oui, Yavanna. La femme de Mahal. Une vérité qui pourrait aider Bilbo et Thorin à changer le regard que les habitants d'Erebor portent sur leur amour... Si eux-mêmes étaient conscients de cet amour.

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    Eliza Ironhand always wanted some adventure in her life. But maybe the trip to reclaim Erebor is too much adventure as she has to deal with a soppy dwarf in love with arguably the most terrifying dwarf in the company, a hobbit in love with an oblivious king and even a dwarf in love with an elf. What the hell is the world coming to?

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    "To be honest, Thorin did not take much notice of the company’s burglar, Master Baggins, in the beginning of their quest. He was a flash of red jacket when Thorin looked behind him from time to time to check on the rest of group, he was a muttered complaint about his uncomfortable saddle, and he was an extra mouth to feed when they camped down for the night. In short, he was like the axe you carried to cut down a tree: heavy and ungainly as you walked there but mighty handy when it came to the cutting. And Thorin had resigned himself to carrying this axe all the way to Erebor.

    But one evening, somewhere on the road between Hobbiton and Rivendell, Thorin couldn’t help but notice Bilbo – and one part of him in particular."

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    Dís asks Thorin and his companions to teach Fíli and Kíli about courtship on the way to Erebor. But there’s a reason that most of the dwarves are unmarried and these lessons don't work out as she planned.

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    Thorin frowned. His father's tone was ominous and weary, so much so that it seemed to worry even Frerin. "So you see, this merger," Thraín continued, "will require a true diplomatic union. Marriage."

    Thorin choked on air for a moment and Frerin's green eyes widened. "M-marriage?" Frerin mumbled weakly.

    ***

    King Thraín of Erebor is forced to make a political agreement with the Shire in order to ensure his people have access to a bountiful harvest following the devastation of the Fell Winter. Thorin and Frerin travel to the Shire to certify the agreement, against their own wishes. Bilbo and Thorin discover they each have troubles all their own.

    They help each other cope.

    This is the story of the unlikely match between Prince Bilbo Baggins of the Shire and Prince Thorin II of Erebor.

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    ~~~"For him it started when the dwarf prince marched off to face Azog alone... He was in awe... he was instantly enthralled with the abrasive and proud Thorin Oakenshield."
    ~~~"For him it started not long after regaining consciousness... it was a steep downward fall to becoming enamoured of Bilbo Baggins."
    ~~~Bilbo and Thorin have fallen for each other since the start of the quest. There have been obstacles, but now there is time and hope, now that Erebor is reclaimed and Smaug dead, for a relationship.

     

    ~I have yet to put up any seriously explicit warnings because this work is nowhere near done and I really don't know if I'll be doing smut yet. So, bear with me. I will alter warnings as they are needed, though. This is my first Tolkien fic, so please, any feed back is appreciated.

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    A hopeless Bilbo courts Thorin...As predicted, Thorin has no clue what's going on.

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    For au-gallery's prompt on tumblr:

    "Your body plays a game of hot and cold to locate your soulmate,
    the hotter you are the closer you are to your soulmate,
    the colder the farther away."

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    Each year since their victorious alliance, the respective Kings and Councilmen of Erebor, Dale, and The Woodland Realm gathered together in one of their great cities for the duration of five days. During this time they would spend the daylight hours debating and discussing the maintenance of their alliance, and then by night the people gathered together to celebrate.
    In the midst of the complex political negotiations, Prince Fili learns what it means to be a great King from the one person who just might be his Queen, while Kíli and Tauriel struggle to keep their illicit relationship hidden from those who would keep them apart.

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    “Bad date?”
    With a sardonic snort, Thorin snatched up the glass and took a few more gulps, smiling thankfully as Bilbo refilled it right away.
    “Never agree to a blind date,” he advised.
    Bilbo grimaced. “I don’t know what I would do, if it ever came to that.”
    “I only wish I knew how to get out of this date sooner,” Thorin bemoaned.
    “Family emergency?” Bilbo offered. “I’ve seen plenty of those.”

    Nagged by his family members for too long, Thorin agrees to a blind date. Unsurprisingly, it goes terribly. But it seems not all hope is lost - in fact, the waiter catches Thorin's eye.

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