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    Working with double-ohs is like herding cats. Q might be the first quartermaster who can actually do it.

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    English
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    4,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1537
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    “胡扯,”Moneypenny不屑一顾地往他的方向挥手,“我已经安排好,星期五,一点。我把它列入你的日程表了,希望这会是一个不错的午餐约会,或许还可以一起吃顿晚饭。我会给你叫车,因为我不会让你迟到,或再次在地铁迷路。”

    Q想要抗议,但他记起了自己正在和谁交谈,然后马上折服。

    “好的,”他最终嘟囔道。 “但是当它以灾难收场时,我剩余的整个周末都要是空闲的。至少一周内你不能再插手。”

    “成交。”庆幸地Moneypenny答应了。

    Language:
    中文
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    882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1016
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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    1025
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    7006
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    James Bond, ladies' man, master of seduction and expect on honeypots is actually terrible at flirting... Actually, he's just terrible at flirting with Q, for some reason.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    3319
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    James doesn't take rejection well. Q doesn't either. M has a plan, and puts it into action: assigning Bond to guard duty for Q's vacation. It should have been an easy mission - but events have a way of spiraling out of control when Bond is around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,605
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2288
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    Q is delayed on his way home from a conference. He would like Bond to get out of his hotel room so that he can get some sleep.

    James just wants to keep his Quartermaster safe, and for his fellow Double O's to stop being so annoying.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3672
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    James Bond is pining so hard after the young new Quartermaster.

    Q is oblivious.

    And Moneypenny is just having so much fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    4030
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    It's very difficult to let that one person you love them, specially if said person is a genius who's not very good with feelings.

    Or James Bond falls in love with his Quartermaster and tries to let him know, but even though the agent is anything but subtle, Q doesn't seem to get it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3358
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    [...] "James, you're painful to watch"

    "Don't watch then" James shot back, turning on his side to have a look at his arse: he knew it looked good but instead of being plump, its cheeks were toned and firm.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,777
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3566
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    It had been meant to be a routine operation, or M assured him they wouldn’t have risked sending their top analyst into the field. All Q had to do was show up at a quaint little hotel in the south of France and pretend to be an international software engineer in town for a local convention. 007 would take care of the rest.

    Needless to say, things didn’t go entirely as planned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Originally working for a gaming company, Q ends up working as the nanny for Mister Bond's two children. But when the kids no longer need him and he finds a job in his field, Mister Bond isn't so keen to let go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,445
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    599
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    7723
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    Q's habit of playing Ingress could be deadly if James wasn't around to either fish him out of danger himself or coordinate his guards to keep him safe.

    The downside to not being there to save his Quartermaster from the evil pols and delegating the best of the rest to do so, meant that Q was free to bump into certain Pokemon GO players.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,202
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3309
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    James and Alec surely just want an exploding pen right? There isn't any other reason behind their gifts. Besides the two of them are together and there's no way they would want Q.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3325
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    "You know me," Q says, because Bond needs his voice, too. Bond needs everything, and Q is afraid to find out what will be left of him in the end, but at the same time he thinks that what he'll get from Bond will be worth it. "I'm a guide. Your guide."

    "Mine?" Bond asks, the first word he's spoken since Q arrived. Probably since M collapsed.

    "Yours," Q confirms, biting his lip as Bond's grip tightens to the point where he knows he'll find bruises later. The second the awareness of pain slips across their bond, Bond's grip immediately eases. Q can smile then, lashes heavy with tears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    1108
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    9888
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    This is actually a collection of silly drabbles about Q being a lovely, clueless genius and Bond being a cocky bastard as always but also really, really in love with his little Quartermaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,927
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4575
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    Hogwarts Au where James and the 00's meet Q at Hogwarts and they are great friends. Except James just had to fall in love with Q. Also, Q is very disappointed in the state of the castle's tech.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,420
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    495
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    When James takes off after fulfilling the SPECTRE mission, rumour has it he won't be returning to his position as 007. However, when he shows up to say what the Quartermaster assumes to be a goodbye, Bond asks him out for breakfast instead.

    (An alternate ending and continuation of SPECTRE in which Q expects James to be his woman loving self, but James has other plans. Rating will go up.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,565
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2498
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    Bond returns from a mission in the middle of the night and arrives to Q’s apartment. Q is confused at first but lets him stay anyway.
    The agent needs to sleep and the only way he could do it without having a nightmare is in Q’s arms apparently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3586
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    Just another run of the mill "For the love of all fandom, fix the Spectre ending!" fic.

    Aka Bond comes back for Q.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3261

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