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    He was so distracted by the stress of it all, so focused on keeping his head down that Jungkook totally forgot to look where he was going. He swung himself around the corner of the landing and collided painfully with someone walking the other way. They both recoiled at the impact and fell to the hard, varnished floor.

    The person on the floor groaned and slowly pushed himself up to a sitting position. He gripped Jungkook’s hand firmly and pulled himself up to stand next to his companion. Jungkook suppressed a gasp as he took in the sight of his victim.

    He was gorgeous.

    (It's Jeon Jungkook's first day of school and he already hates it. Until, that is, he meets a dashing young boy with the brightest hair he has ever seen. Maybe this school won't be so bad after all.)

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    It's 2:53 am on a Sunday morning in late March when Jungkook finally coughs up a single, tiny, blue forget-me-not.

    It's curled up on the floor of his tiny bathroom in his college accommodation one week before the mid-terms that will see him failing out of the business degree he hates, and almost twelve years since that swelteringly hot July weekend at the beach when he saw a woman covered in flowers, silently crying into the sea, when he finally understands what it feels like to love someone so much that you could withstand all that pain just to keep them in your heart.

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    5
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    “Namjoon-ah, you’ve been calling Jungkook baby in bed for as long as you’ve been bringing him back thinking no one is home,” Hoseok corrects him, adding fuel to the fire that is somehow getting bigger, even if the metaphorical house has already exploded to little pieces.

    “Plus, he wears your clothes,” Yoongi adds, ashes now everywhere.

    “And you all cuddle and hold hands.” Seokjin does too, smoke clinging to the walls like framed pictures.

    “We are very good friends,” Namjoon reasons because he can and because he’s being accused of something he had no idea of.

     

    (Or— Two truths and one lie: Namjoon is horribly oblivious. Jungkook is terribly obvious. They make it work.)

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    “You’re married,” Jungkook explains like it’s obvious.

    “Do I stop being attractive because I’m married?” Jimin asks, turning to look Jungkook in the eye.

    “Not at all,” Jungkook says after a second, expression deadly serious. He shakes his head for emphasis, eyes wide and round, unbearably adorable.

    “Then don’t apologize.”

    —Or, Minjoon's marriage reaches a plateau then they meet Jeon Jungkook. It all goes downhill from here.

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    wherein Yoongi has made his home in Namjoon and he can’t imagine ever recovering if he were to walk away

    or

    five times where yoongi is afraid of losing namjoon and the one time where namjoon reminds yoongi that he has no intention of being lost by him

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    57
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    9
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    It’s a good morning, Jungkook thinks as he smothers his bagel in butter, essentially drowning it. He eyes the beautiful, mouth-watering spread as it drips over the sides of his bagel and squishes it together to take a bite. He opens his mouth wide, and as soon as he’s about to take a bite, a bedroom door slams open and Taehyung comes stomping into the dining room. Namjoon is right behind him, looking as frustrated as ever.

    “I just don’t understand why you can’t suck my dick before you start spitting out poetry!” Namjoon says loudly. Jungkook puts his bagel down. It was a good morning, he thinks, before taking his plate and walking to his room.

    or

    Life with Namjoon and Taehyung, the apparent “no strings attached buddies”, as seen through the eyes of Jungkook.

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    How it starts: a bird and a photography assignment and a very tall tree
    How it goes: not really as well as it could have if everyone just talked a little more

    or: Yoongi’s suddenly seized by the realization that it just sucks to be in love with your best friend. It‘s dumb and it complicates things, and it hurts so fucking much.

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    18/20
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    184
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    24
    Hits:
    2013
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    It’s extremely rare to see an Omega/Omega relationship. In fact, it’s so rare that Omega Namjoon never even considered it as a possibility… until someone points it out. (The story of how Namjoon's pack comes together. Featuring oblivious Namjoon and jealous Jimin.)

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    "What kind of stuff do you talk about with your clients?”
    “I can’t tell you that! It’s confidential. They confide in me.”
    “No, no, no. Like what kind of stuff?”
    “Uh, mostly couples therapy I guess. I help address some intimacy issues, communication, that sort of thing.”
    “So you're a sex therapist.”
    “To put it in rudimentary terms, yeah. I guess? That phrasing isn’t on my business card or anything.”
    “Kim Namjoon-nim: Sex and Relationship Expert.”
    “No.”

    or: young therapist Kim Namjoon meets university student Jeon Jungkook on his lunch break at a local cafe and decides he needs a friend.

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    There is a boy in the woods.

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    Namjoon wakes up to Seokjin snuggling into his side in his bed. He didn’t remember much except for the two of them hitting it off at the party, and then kissing him against the wall, and then-

    Oh yeah, and the fact that he’s a vampire.

    basically namjoon goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a vampire and meets seokjin, who just so happens to also be dressed up as a vampire. they really hit it off. the only thing is that seokjin actually is a vampire and thinks that namjoon is one too and namjoon thinks that seokjin is just wearing a costume. yikes.

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    Namjoon likes holding his dick. Like, most of the time it's not even sexual he just likes...cockwarming himself; he works on his tracks and just, mindlessly reaches for his dick and grabs it. He's never really paid any mind to it. So far, it’s helped him through the production of almost all their albums. Besides, it's not like he’s hurting anyone, he always does it when he’s alone and he finds himself working better, faster and just overall, less stressed.

    So he wasn't really worried about his habit, after all, as long as no one knew it really wasn’t a problem for him.

    That is until Jungkook finds out.

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    1/1
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    129
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    28
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    Non-idol AU. Namjoon rooms with his best friends Yoongi and Hoseok who make the most adorable couple. Feeling lonely, Joon realises it's high time he sort his life out so he can maybe find a boyfriend himself...but, who's going to date a shy nerd who can't drive or cook and is unhealthily obsessed with Rimbaud? Cue a clueless Namjoon who has no idea that everyone is hopelessly in love with him. Slow burn. Eventual OT7.

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    54,455
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    1957
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    350
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    30460
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    Yoongi becomes unhealthily attached to Bts's leader.

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    10/10
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    11
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    88
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    12
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    1412
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    Todos se preguntan como pudieron YoonJi y NamSoon llegar a ser pareja si son ellas tan diferentes, pues...la respuesta esta acá, con unos detalles de miedo y gay panic.

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    1,341
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    1/1
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    2
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    Jungkook's room is a tip. So Namjoon decided to clean it. He stumbles upon a secret that maybe should have been kept from him. Oh well. Secret's out now.

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    Before his brain could stop him he blurted out his one singular thought. “Thighs..”

    _____

    Or that one time Jungkook fell for an older clumsy dimpled boy and realized he wanted his first love to be his only love

    Language:
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    219,015
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    45/?
    Comments:
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    718
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    141
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    15135
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    Kim Namjoon has an ass. An ass that’s currently eating the material of his shorts, but an ass nonetheless.

    in the words of Miss Megan Thee Stallion, "Ay, big ole freak. Big booty, big ole treat."

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    61
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    Jimin has been in love with his roommate, Namjoon, since he moved in. What is it going to take for the idiot to actually realize?

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    4,153
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    1/1
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    4
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    72
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    11
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    557

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