5 Works in Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka

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    Summary

    odds and ends, mostly a series of character studies about the clones and the way they were treated by the republic. features lots of possibly force-sensitive clones and lots of sadness, and my occasionally frank thoughts on the clone army being like. a collection of war crimes wrapped in temuera morrison's face and plastoid armor.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,372
    Chapters:
    80/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2414
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    Summary

    The title is meant to be read in Obi-Wan's beautiful sarcastic voice. Waking-up-in-Vegas style marriage with Fem!Obi-Wan and Hondo Ohnaka. Rating might go up, idk.

    Read in the tone of The Onion, other titles include: Hondo Frips Up Obi-Wan's Credit, Marriage Immediately A Mistake, and Reversal of Hillbilly Tradition: Shotgun Divorce (Initiated By Anakin Skywalker).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,072
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1402
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    Summary

    It began, as most things do, with a whimper. In this case, with a single implement. Average in most ways, except for its rather fetching purple-colored synthskin cover. The...prank, because that’s what it had to be, continued to escalate, and Obi-Wan slowly grew to accept that purple sex toys were part of his life now. But it did take him some time to get there.

    I survived Anakin’s apprenticeship, Obi-Wan reminded himself. I will not be defeated by human sex toys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    374
  4. Tags
    Summary

    The Force takes pity on Old Ben Kenobi and sends him back in time. He wakes up on Tatooine a year before the Invasion of Naboo and, upon being taken in by Anakin and Shmi Skywalker, decides to change fate (and tell the Jedi Order to fuck off).

    Based on the mikeymonster's Old Ben AU on tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,602
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    3576
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi accidentally Force suggests himself to sleep, instead of his captor, the infamous pirate Hondo Ohnaka. Hondo does not let such an action go unpunished.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309

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