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    A new tactic has been introduced to help the Jedi and the Clones to fight the War. A young, clumsy and stubborn head of medic and a respected Jedi Master may not be the best mix, however, for some reasons, the Force decided other way.

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    Cody Shenanigans/short shots.
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    He leaned in, checking around, before whispering:

    "Vod, I think cody might need help."

    Wolffe hissed his reply underneath his breath, roughly nudging him on the shoulder and pointing towards cody.

    "Oh, you're only just NOW realising this?!"

    Rex turned, eyes trailing to the caf machine where cody was pouring his weekly alcohol ration in his 6th cup of caf that day, eyes half lidded with circles darker than the caf he was drinking under them, and watched him shotgun the entire cup back in a second.

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    The Republic deals the Separatists a crushing blow when they break a strategically important blockade.

    A few hours later, Obi-Wan Kenobi deals Anakin Skywalker an equally crushing blow when he tells their men, in the midst of drunken revelry, that fine. He prefers blondes. But he never sleeps with people younger than him.

    Anakin is halfway stuck between brunet and blond, in love with his master, and sixteen years his master's junior. None of these things can be changed, not without divine intervention.

    The divine decides to intervene.

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    “Listen to me, Kote. Are you listening? Because it is very fucking important that you listen to me right now,” 17 says. He would seize Kote by the chin and make him pay attention, if 17 was looking to get bit on top of all the other pain his body is gifting him with.

    Podfic of Of Warnings (Ignored) by Trixree.

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    “I do apologize for the oversight,” Obi-Wan said. “I’m from a planet called Stewjon. While we look near human, we are all shapeshifters. While this is truly a minor detail in the grand scheme of things…”
    Cody stared incredulously. “Permission to speak freely, sir?”
    “Always, Cody, you know that,” he replied.
    “Sir, your ability to change into an otter does not qualify as a minor detail."

    or, 3 times Obi-Wan's otter form came in handy on a mission and 1 time it was used for fun.

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    After his death on the Death Star, Obi-Wan travelled back in time at the beginning of TPM. And he has no plan to save the galaxy from its dark future. Thanks but no thanks, he had enough of this for many lifetimes.
    Why not use the opportunity to make young Anakin Skywalker regrets being born ? And also to spend his time doing whatever he wants ?

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    “Anakin can be a little blind, especially when it comes to relationships around people. I think he expects everyone else to be as well.”

    “How does he think he’s being subtle?”

    "That, my dear Wolffe, is a mystery even the Force can’t explain.” Kenobi’s grin is infectious. Cody has a feeling the General is leading up to something that will cause chaos. “Honestly, I’m not lying when I say he can make misinterpreting social situations into an art. I could probably imply I’m sleeping around with half the 212th and 501st and Anakin would think I was being friendly."

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    In which Obi-Wan and the clones try to test the limits of Anakin's obliviousness by flirting. Shamelessly.

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    "What are Jedi-Mandalorian relations without an Obi-wan Kenobi?" - Satine Kryze
    A lot less complicated! But, it is nice to have a planet that will welcome you home.

    Padawan Kenobi's time on Mandalore, and their evolving relationships with the Kryze family.

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    Qui-Gon Jinn knows he hasn't been a good master to the two padawans he's trained. One came to him all but ready for his trials and the other was a prideful boy who had fallen to the Dark side. He wants to do better with Obi-Wan Kenobi, who tries so hard to be perfect, and yet has a sense of duty and commitment to the principles of the Jedi that put Qui-Gon to shame. Of course, Qui-Gon manages to mess things up.

    It's a good thing that his padawan understands the value of compassion. It’s also a good thing Qui-Gon knows the power of a promise.

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    Trapped in the confines of a tiny space shuttle on their way to Mandalore, a Jedi Padawan and a Mandalorian Duchess do their best to steal moments with one another anytime and anywhere.

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    Darth Vader thought it was the last he'd see of his former master after Obi-Wan's body mysteriously vanished.

    Obi-Wan is determined to prove him wrong. As always.

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    Obi-Wan was having a very nice day, maybe too nice. He should have suspected that something was going to ruin it.
    When he meets the Council -when, not if- he will declare that it was not his fault at all.

    Or, Obi-Wan gets trapped in a unwilling trip with a zabrak that tries to kill him every five minutes, a weird holocron and all the things in the way.

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    A series of one shots and ideas I may get back to later

    At least partially writing practice and mostly crack

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    Qui-gon lives only by the fact that Obi-wan listened more to the Force than to him. In the aftermath of repudiation and accusations and stares and whispers Obi-wan convinces the Council to send her out somewhere, anywhere, that is not near Qui-gon Jinn. Being released into the galaxy as a free agent leads her on the path to saving the galaxy.

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    “Feemor!”
    The voice was shrill, laced with panic as snow crashed from the trees to the ground.
    “Feemor!”
    Whoever this ‘Feemor’ was, the voice screaming for them was young. Probably an ad; no way they were older than Jango. Speaking of which—Jaster turned to where his Foundling was still standing, frozen in his tracks by the voice screaming through the forest. Something about it seemed to warble like a songbird or the ground before a landslide.

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    Obi-Wan and Cody get bodyswapped. That's it. That's the plot.

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    As usual, Commander Cody cannot get a break. Even when it comes to trying to discover who his general really is and controlling the 212th.

    gist is: just another fic about the clone wars that sometimes contains chats.
    ft. obi-wan being a whore, anakin realizing hes a moody teenager, the jedi and the clones being intertwined, and everyone all falling in love with obi-wan.

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    Subject: Request to Enter Jedi Temple Archives
    Su’cuy gar,
    I am Jaster Mereel, Mand’alor of Mandalore. I am requesting permission to enter the Jedi Temple Archives.

    Subject: RE: Request to Enter Jedi Temple Archives
    Sure.
    Knight Kenobi, Jedi Archivist, Education Corps

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    In which Coruscant University's Annual Interdepartmental Picnic leads to Professor Cody Fett promising to teach Professor Obi-Wan Kenobi how to bake. (Assuming his numerous fantasies don't give away his raging crush first.)
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    “Oh, I’m a bit of a disaster in the kitchen. I’ll probably pick up a cake or something from the local bakery. Do you know Hutt’s Pastry Hut? They charge exorbitant prices, but they make a very decent scone.”

    “I could teach you how to bake!” The words slip from Cody’s mouth, damning him.

    Because now, all he can picture is Obi-Wan spread out across his kitchen counter (brothers conveniently banished from the house because this is truly a fantasy), a container of whipped cream, and a squeeze bottle of chocolate syrup.

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    Anakin was bored. He was sent out on this idiotic mission, all because of a maybe-real-maybe-not anonymous tip. Count Dooku? In Coruscant? Seriously, this has got to be the worst prank ever. There wasn't even anyone here-

    Wait. Who's that?

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    In which Anakin is a girlboss, Cody is so done and Obi-wan Kenobi is causing chaos on purpose. He didn't mean to fix it, honest!

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