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    A collection of pornified poems, dirtified ditties and lewdified limericks. Or: nursery rhymes but rewritten to be about sex.
    That's it. That's the post.

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    English
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    2,181
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Kudos:
    20
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    1
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    148
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    Class 1-A has a karaoke day.

    It isn't what you expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,988
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    839
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    A kingdom of rulebreakers, with solidarity a value they honour most, before everything else.

    An empire trying their hardest to find refuge, desperate to do anything for their own survival.

    When an unexplainable form of magic struck, would both parties be able to make it out alive? Would friendship and camaraderie come to rescue as the tales foretold, or would everyone fight for themselves in panic, ignoring who's a lover, who's a mentor, who's a best friend? Would stacks upon stacks of gold help stopping the world from burning, or would they lay forgotten, the pride it upheld falling down to ashes?

    Would King Xisuma and Emperor Ren do what's best for everything that had lost control,
    or would their affiliations, alongside them, fall down?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,187
    Chapters:
    4/20
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
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    On the 93rd Floor, there are no tests to be taken.

    But Khun still finds himself facing an invisible opponent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    340
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    𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺.

    𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

    𝘏𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳.

    𝘈𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘈𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘞𝘦...𝘈𝘭𝘭...𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭...𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    35
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    Cross has 99 problems and lobsters are all of them. Lucky for them, somebody wrote up a short guide. Lucky, lucky, oh so lucky.

    If you know, you know. Super underedited due to electricity issues.

    All the good things belong to Monolith Soft.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    Klaus deals with turning twenty-one with the ghost of his sixteen-year-old brother haunting him. Does he deal with it well? Not at all. Does he wish that things were different? With all his heart. Does he get through it in the end? Yeah.

    He always does.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    535
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    Welsknight returned from a break away from Knight duties... only to see the entire Empire falling apart before his very eyes.
    Oh, whatever shall the Renpire do?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Sebastian takes care of a fussy, hurting Ciel after the baby gets his first set of 'Little Vaccinations'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    825
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    Original fic by poodlepaws (Nausicaa_E)
    The Distortion could get along with Jane Prentiss. It doesn't. They have a good time anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    83
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    A collection of songs, poems, speeches and other (not too long) texts I have translated into Mando'a - with annotations.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,944
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    54
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    I replayed Halo Reach again today, and I got sad. I wanted to do something to kind of pay my respects to Noble Team and show my own take on Noble Six. I was also looking for a title for a different drabble idea I thought of involving Noble Six, and found the nursery rhyme "One For Sorrow". The lyrics spoke to me, and I wrote this. It's kinda like poetry, but I'm not sure it officially counts as poetry. Enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    99
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    Eight moments of uncertainty. Did they make the right choice? Drabbles and shorts from a Shipping Challenge featuring different pairs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,561
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    249
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    Sometimes holding out your hand is not enough.
    Sometimes it's too late.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    189
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    Daniela finds an old photo album when cleaning out the salon for the move to the Bronx. The memories contained within are precious, but one photo, hidden in the lining of the album, is particularly poignant. They say it takes a village to raise a child, and that's particularly true of Vanessa, who's never had it easy. But Daniela and Carla were determined to help her survive. And how will that photo change what comes next? Oneshot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    164
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    After an accident at the department store where I work with Jack Fenton, I wake up in Toyland as a girl named Erin, Erin "Bare End" due to the too short dresses I adorn and the fact that I wear no underwear underneath them. Physically becoming a grown woman, yet still not mentally initiated in the ways of adults, I believe that my relationship with my unhappily married friend Jack-be-Nimble Jr. can remain as innocent as the one we shared when I was a child. However, when Widow Hubbard's children catch Jack taking advantage of me one day in an open field, my friend is put on trial for having sex with an innocent. Not fully comprehending what is going on, because in Toyland only those whom have been married are privy to the facts about sex, I struggle to understand what Jack did to me, why it was wrong, my still existing love for him and what it means to truly be an adult and leave certain elements of your childhood behind.

    *A dirty and in bad taste fable about growing up.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,759
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    243
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    Luz groaned as she placed her hands over her ears, trying to block out the sound of a screaming demon baby. The baby was tiny, but had extreme vocal cords, the screaming was loud and high pitched, making the ground shake as well as breaking glass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1058
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    The Distortion could get along with Jane Prentiss. It doesn't. They have a good time anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    249

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