20 Works in Number Five | The Boy/The Handler (Umbrella Academy)

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    “You did a wonderful job, Number Five,” she informs him. The soft rasp of her voice makes him feel dizzy. He’s not used to this.

    “You’re welcome.” He’s meant to sound strong, proud, but it comes out too quiet, too shy, and he feels himself flush red. She laughs - perfect and human, everything Five had begun to miss - and kisses him hard enough to stain his lips red, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    344
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    The image swarmed into Five’s mind. Diego undressed, all his gorgeous body on display, entangled with a pale woman with dyed blonde hair and a bullet bra, a woman with heavy features and an intense charisma and an aura of dominance—

    Oh, no. No, no, no.

    “Diego,” Five said, “you slept with the Handler.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    895
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    A better edition of himself would roll his eyes but this is the unedited here-and-now; Five licks his dry lips with a dry tongue and whispers please, and the corners of her smile curl up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    638
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    Klaus’ freshly-baked cookies inadvertently trigger some forgotten (rotten) memories in Five.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,417
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2744
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    After Five brings them back everyone slowly realizes why Klaus became so messed up and are determined to help him and Vanya as well as each other by growing up together and trusting eachother more.

     

    Alternatively: Luther is a distrustful ass and realizes it eventually then everyone goes to public school to socialize and be more than their powers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,754
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    568
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    17245
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    "They had been given a chance to start over, all of them, together. At least, that’s what Five intended, when he pulled he and his siblings from imminent death...He had watched his siblings be swept back to their collective childhood, armed with the knowledge of what was to come, and how to prevent it. He, on the other hand, had ended up somewhere entirely different."

    Five receives one, final business proposal from the Handler, and her methods of persuasion are far from conventional.

    ----

    *SPOILERS FOR THE END OF SEASON ONE*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,074
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3781
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    “I died last week Five, again.”

    “Aw, and they still couldn’t fix your face. Trouble in management?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    486
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    His six siblings hit the dance floor, and Five goes to the bar. He agreed to support Vanya’s endeavor to discover dancing, not to look like a fool himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    383
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    The trials and tribulations of being a teleporting temporal assassin who just can't seem to escape the horror that is puberty.

    (Aka: Five is trans, and things go simultaneously better and worse than anticipated.)
    (Aaka: An excuse to project all of my problems onto Five.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,253
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1978
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    Five was Vanya's only friend at the academy, once he left, everything changed.

    A fic about Vanya and Five's friendship growing up, and how that friendship kept them hopeful in all the years they spent apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,214
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4254
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    "Oh, Five!" the Handler shrills gleefully. She's sitting primly on the edge of her desk, all the better to loom. "You didn't."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    816
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    Five failed a mission. He needs to be punished.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,777
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1738
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    Five had a...special relationship with the Handler during his time at the Commission, or maybe he didn’t. After the apocalypse doesn’t happen, he tries to order his memories of the last few years while also actively suppressing them. It goes badly.

    His siblings are worried, and genuinely want to help. They are not unsuccessful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    536
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    4270
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    Five was at the HQ for a while longer than he anticipated, the Handler is not to be trifled with and she decides to punish Five in the worst way possible. When Five manages to escape, he has to deal with a few things, whilst also trying to stop the apocalypse.

    At least he has his family by his side.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,980
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    8470
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    Диего решает раскрыть дело об убийстве при помощи сил Клауса. И возможно даже Пятый сможет им помочь.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    8,927
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    122
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    Пятый привык давать свои имена каждой женщине в его жизни.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    162
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    “To be honest, I haven’t yet found your equal.”
    Five rolls his eyes. Her specialty is empty compliments, pieces of candy with which she tries to entice him.
    “Have you found mine?” she asks, gazing at him with hooded eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    646
  18. Tags
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    The Handler and Five take an intermission.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,696
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2102
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    Have you done something with your hair?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    706
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Five asks the Handler to stop wasting his time; the Handler is more than happy to oblige him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    743
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1331

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