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    Illogical? Maybe. But since when did reincarnation make sense? A better question; of all the nations in this godforsaken world, why the hell was I reborn in Iwagakure no freakin’ Sato? And right in time for the Third Shinobi War? Seems like I have two options. Become Iwa’s answer to the Yellow Flash, or pray for a second reincarnation. At least I have the power of the Gamer on my side…wait. I don't? GOD DA— [OC, Subversion of the Gamer Trope]

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    Kurama is pissed. He just gave his life to save his brat, and now he finds himself back in time. Sealed away once again, stuck inside a child, the Kyuubi isn't playing by timeline rules. He decides that somebody needs to parent Naruto, so he turns the chakra ghost of the 4th Hokage into his 2nd Jinchuuriki.

    If Minato decides to burn down Konoha, that's just entertainment for the fox, hm? The village better pray he doesn't pump Kushina full of his chakra too...

    AKA: Kurama (post befriending Naruto and saving his life) says screw the timeline; he's playing by his own rules. And giving Naruto the parents he deserves.

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    Before his death, Tobirama set up a safe-guard for the village. If any suspicious movement were to happen with the Uchiha clan's chakra, he would be pulled back to life. So here he was, ready to kick the Uchiha clan's ass for whatever it had done to the village.

    Come to find, it wasn't the Uchiha who needed their asses handed to them. He finds out soon enough that apparently his seal counts 'All but three Uchiha dying' as a good enough reason to revive him.

    If someone had told him that his scroll was going to bring him back to life so that he could babysit a six-year-old Uchiha child and play tug-a-war over village responsibilities with a half-dead Uchiha fledgling, maybe he wouldn't have crafted it after all.

    Unfortunately, it was too late to brood on now.

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    Follow {Name}'s journey as she becomes a strong kunoichi to protect those she loves and also to get vengeance on Uchiha Itachi.

     

    Inconsistent updates

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    It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.

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    He really should've figured it out.

    The constant staring, the jeers and the taunts. The running and hunting that takes place every year on October 10th, the day of his birthday. The ghosts that Hokage-sama claims to see when he looks into his eyes. The lingering voice of growls and clicks that echoes on replay like a broken radio. The calls he's heard, to a place beyond the borders of Konoha.

    TLDR; Naruto learns about his culture, and gains eight other friends and a sensei as a little family in the process.

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    Chiei Fukumine was supposed to die at the hands of her lover at court. In this universe, she grudgingly accepted the offer of help, and had her baby in Konoha.

    This changes a lot but it kinda doesn’t.

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    Em um mundo onde Uzumaki Naruto aprende bem mais cedo sobre sua família e toda a nação de mestres de fuuinjutsu que havia sido escondida de si, com seus selos, pedra esbranquiçada e a voz que sussurrava em seus ouvidos o quão precioso ele era, mesmo quando todos insistiam em o chamar de dêmonio, e decide no mesmo instante os fazer orgulhosos, no meio do caminho adquirindo uma família só sua. Pois uma família poderia ser um ex-vingador, uma médica com sede de sangue, um professor pervertido e uma besta ancestral de puro ódio.

    Ou onde Naruto aprende sobre o clã Uzumaki e como lidar com seu companheiro de corpo, e isto molda o futuro do Time 7.

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    The afterlife was boring.

    This realization was a heartbreaking revelation. Victor thought he would find himself back to his youthful self, skating on the ice. Without aching bones, with strong lungs, and being able to lunge into his quad loop while listening to nostalgic music. He thought he'd feel no desire to go back to the living.

    He was wrong.

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    Victor Nikiforov is reincarnated as the second son of Hatake Sakumo, changing the outcome of various families in Konoha.

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    Everyone knew the Fourth Hokage was dead.
    It was a fact.
    He had been dead for eight years.
    So why was there a man in Konoha that looked exactly like Minato Namikaze?
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    So apparently Minato had been dead for eight years. That was startling considering he'd just been fighting the Nine-Tails. But now he was alive, again, and he was on a warpath. Where were his children? Were Mariko and Naruto safe? Happy? Well cared for? Who was raising them?
    Minato needed to find them. Now.
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    "Dad?"
    The voice that whispered the single word was quiet, shocked, and heartbroken. Minato shouldn't have heard it over the ringing in his ears and the noise of the villagers around him. But he did. That was Mariko. That was his daughter.
    Minato spun around. He saw her.
    She'd changed, aged, and was a ninja of the village. But it was still Mariko, still his sweet, perfect little girl. She had tears in her eyes and stood with her Genin team, hands shaking.
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    Or- Minato Namikaze wakes up eight years after his death, a few months before the Uchiha Massacre, and is just about ready to Rasengan whoever hurt his kids in the face.

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    The entrance exam didn't go how Izuku planned at all. He was expecting to be accepted into his dream school, not waking up in another world filled with ninjas that have crazy powers.

    Luckily One For All came with him, so he's not totally screwed, right?

    (In which Izuku realized being in another world doesn't mean he can't be a Hero in his own right.)

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    “I think you are a baby. They don’t let monsters in the orphanage.” Ei kept her gaze on Naruto. “I asked Hisako-san. She said that they wouldn’t let monsters in the orphanage. Or oni.”

    “Some of the Helpers ignore me.”

    Another beat.

    “We will just have to take care of each other ne Naruto?”

     

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    Naruto deserved a sibling. This is Mice on Venus

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    When everything goes wrong and the Genin of Team 7 find themselves alone in the Land of Waves with Kakashi unconscious, the situation is far from good. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura have to make decisions that could mean life or death.

    With only each other, no contact with Konoha, and bad luck following them like a plague, these decisions are more likely to mean death than life. But if they're going to die, let it be with honor, with their heads held high, and as a team, knowing they're together through thick and thin.

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    In a world where Uzumaki Naruto learns much earlier about his family and the entire nation of fuuinjutsu masters that had been hidden from him, with their seals, whitish stone and the voice that whispered in his ears how precious he was, even when everyone insisted on calling him a demon. He decides in that exact moment to make them proud, along the way acquiring a family of his own. For a family could be a former avenger, a bloodthirsty doctor, a perverted teacher and an ancestral beast of pure hatred.

    Or where Naruto learns about the Uzumaki clan and how to deal with his body-mate, and this shapes the future of Team 7.

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    A shameless OC insert into Naruto, but they totally fuck canon up the moment they get isekai'd because I am self-aware of the shitty mental health the character has. The human brain is a weird thing, and mixed with chakra stuff gets wild. Might be OOC. Give some constructive criticism if possible.

    I try to update but it will probably be a bit between them.

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    A civilian from another world dies and wakes up as Sasuke who just witnessed his clan get massacred. But there’s something wrong. The Sasuke from her childhood memories didn’t get rape!

    Cue, a very protective Naruto with a reluctant but also protective Kakashi wondering when he became a dad to a kitten? Sasuke tries his best to change cannon but is also terrified. Shikamaru wants to bang his head but he fears that if he loses anymore brain cells , Sasuke would somehow set the world on fire with Naruto grinning next to him. Choji is just enjoying the ride.

    Warning: implied/referencing rape of a minor. There will be some consensual underage sex but it won’t be the main focus. Trauma response and abandonment issues.

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    Protagonist who is totally not a hero wakes up and realizes she's technically canon fodder. Decides she doesn't care even if she dies, so she might as well have fun learning new things with her second chance. She also decides military service is the way to go, she hadn't been able to even if she wanted to in her past life. Too many food allergies. But alas, cannon fodder or not, she is a protagonist, and thus has a story line and plot armor!

    No schedule.

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    𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙐𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙.

    (Please be informed that there are more plot than romance)
    From a typical athletic life to being bedridden with only a few months to live to dying while watching anime. Your life had a lot of twists and turns. Your mother was a huge supporter of your athletic endeavors, but an accident changed everything. You've been alone for most of your life.

    Despite everything that was happening to you, you still wanted to believe that the world was wonderful.

    The only thing you could do for your last months was watching. You come across the Naruto anime series. You were binge-watching within a few weeks. You've seen every episode of anime. Some characters stood out to you, such as Kakashi and Obito. However, some of you wished to alter their fate in the anime. Uchiha Itachi drew your attention.

    Your silly wish was to be Itachi's older brother.

    𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩.

    (I am rewriting this fic pls be patient)

    Made by: 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲
    Inspired by: KarmaAkabane425 (Itachi's Twin: The Path)

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    Reincarnated as a Fox Summon. Minato Namikaze is forced to figure out how to live this new life and get to his son and all the while he must also contend with a spite-filled fox goddess who wants Obito Uchiha's soul in her claws sooner rather than later preferably. Minato Namikaze won't let her control him fully. He will find his son Naruto. Even if it ends up being his downfall as the deity is a vicious vixen and she always gets her way.

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    (naruto x elfen lied!reader) – i would stop responding to your calls.

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