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    “Marry me.”
    Naruto almost choked, sending a spray of ramen broth from his mouth. At this point of his life, he sort of expected these two words coming up one day, but first he thought he would be the one uttering it towards some nice girl and second, he'd never predicted that it'd be muttered through his best friend's monotone voice.
    This is another story where Naruto had no idea what he had it coming when he got along with Sasuke's proposal.

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    4/4
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    Any choice you make in this world, no matter what it is, becomes a part of the path you will take in the future. But, because there are infinite universes, in a lot of which some form of you exists, you never really made a choice, because every possible scenario and every possible permutation of the choices you made exists.

    Or as I like to say:
    Fuck you, Kishi, your ending can suck multiple cocks, in this house Naruto and Sasuke get a happy ending.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    19
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    35
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    2
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    480
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    Mirroring Naruto meta from Tumblr in response to the rumblings of the Tumblr apocalypse.

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    29,691
    Chapters:
    40/40
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    14
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    34
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    11
    Hits:
    360
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    Obito wakes up after trying to give his life for Kakashi for the second time.

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    1/1
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    98
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    8
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    826
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    Naruto & Sakura should, SHOULD, be happy with their lives as Hokage and as an Uchiha respectively. But the reality is far from perfect. Naruto's joke of a marriage to Hinata and Sakura's stressful life reaching a breaking point could be enough to make them re-evaluate where their lives are and where they went wrong. And maybe, just maybe, they can find the happiness they thought they would have. Divorce fic, NaruSaku, anti-ending, anti-SS, anti-NH.

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    12/?
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    17
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    90
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    8
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    Sasuke didn't think he'd survive his battle with Itachi, but he did. He didn't think he would survive his final battle with Naruto, but he did. Now he has to live, but not in Konoha.

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    1,656
    Chapters:
    1/20
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    7
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    43
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    6
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    207
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    “Goddammit, are you being dense on purpose?!” Ignorant of the stares from other patrons, Naruto throws his hands into the air and yells, “Do you like me or not, Sasuke?”

    For a moment, time stops. People pause in the middle of the street. A perfect cherry tomato slips through Sasuke’s fingers and plops onto the floor.

    And then Sasuke presses two fingertips to his forehead and sighs.


    Naruto's not entirely sure when he'd stopped thinking of Sasuke as less of a bastard and more of a... a love interest, but it hits him that he wants to date his rival-turned-crush.

    Thankfully for him, though, Sasuke's got it covered. And all the other hapless citizens betting on them, but the less Naruto knows about that then the better off everyone else will be for it.

    (ft. a very confused Naruto, a very done Sasuke and innocent foodstuff sacrificed to the gods of rom-com)

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    1/1
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    6
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    101
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    14
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    The shrieking ring of the alarm clock was useless, for Naruto hadn’t slept at all. He couldn't, not with what was to come.
    By the end of the day, he would be the new Hokage of Konoha.

    (Basically Naruto's appointment with a lot of feels all around)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    90
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    15
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    975
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    New growth finds a way out of the ashes of war. Or something like that, Sakura thinks. It's hard to consider that it's all over when there's still so much to wrap up.

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    1/1
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    118
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    “Baby Uchiha,” Deidara says in between all the horrific ringing in Sasuke’s ears, “you’re gonna regret doing that, yeah.”

    (On the way home, a little girl compliments him on the pretty pink bows in his hair and how his eyes have the most flattering eyeshadow she’s ever seen in her life. He gets called a beautiful big sister. If he wasn’t so busy suppressing tears over his waxed legs and plucked eyebrows, he would’ve shoved a Chidori into her chest and called it a day.

    Winning ‘Prettiest Kunoichi of the Month’ for that particular ensemble doesn’t help, either.)


    The Fourth Shinobi War is over, Sasuke has been pardoned and his life's ahead of him. The only thing he hadn't been banking on were eight revived criminals (or seven revived criminals and one reassembled one, if he's being picky) coming back to haunt him.

    Sometimes, being a reformed mass murdering psychopath sucked.

    (ft. Deidara and Ino's questionable friendship, Naruto trying his hand at sarcasm and Sasuke, eternally screaming into the distance)

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    1/1
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    41
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    6
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    Perhaps there may be some hope for those forgotten by the world.

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    1/1
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    10
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    36
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    1
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    286
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    Our story isn’t pretty. It doesn’t even make sense most of the time. Our story is filled with pain, with longing, and with despair. At least it used to be. Maybe it’s time to change that.

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    6,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1173
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    The Fourth Shinobi War is over. Naruto's friends are starting to move on with their lives, but he just can't seem to grasp the same happiness they do. Kurama rolls it's eyes a lot, because Naruto still can't see what's right in front of his face. Fem!KyuubiXNaruto

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    1/1
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    6
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    Sasuke sees two options. The first is to take it upon himself to be the final villain in this moronic, ill-thought-out war. The second is to run as far as he can, as fast as he can.

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    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    748
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    He refused to tell her that his mother had also invited her for dinner and begun planning the names of her future grandchildren. There was no reason to scare her off when he hadn't even decided if he really wanted her around after all. - In which Shikamaru both takes up and quits smoking, Hana mends more than clothing, and Naruto is really just happy to be there.

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    25,680
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    248
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    60
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    3441
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    Sasuke doesn't get everything back, but it's enough.

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    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    77
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    12
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    821
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    Sasuke likes to plant flowers and Naruto is always on his mind.

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    1/1
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    8
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    162
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    29
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    Dying, he reflected, was surprisingly peaceful. Sasuke had always associated death with pain and violence, but the violence was over now and the pain had already faded to numbness. His anger was gone now, too. For the first time since that night he’d come home to find his family slaughtered the rage that had fueled him and given him strength was gone. Its absence made him feel light, almost like floating, but maybe that was just the blood loss.

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    3,058
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    97
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    9
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    Everything is changed after the war yet everything is the same. Sasuke swallows his pride and forgets his ideals because they say it's what Itachi wanted, until the need for him becomes too strong. A different development of canon ending, which is portrayed very negatively.

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    English
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    46,648
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1828
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    Uzumaki Naruto was, underneath the brass and loud appearance, a very private person. Was he to describe everything about himself, he would have to talk for years upon years. So in case someone ever cared to get to know him, he wrote down ten things to tell. Ten things he kept hidden in his heart.

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    English
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    1,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1390

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