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    Sasuke didn't think he'd survive his battle with Itachi, but he did. He didn't think he would survive his final battle with Naruto, but he did.

    Now he has to live---but not in Konoha.

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    21/21
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    452
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    100
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    El amor no debería ser así. Se supone que el amor es tierno y suave y no esto que tienen, todo aristas cortantes y sangre y necesidad.

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    Español
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    1,211
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    1/1
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    3
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    sasuke undoes the latch and cracks the door. there’s a girl staring up at him with sharingan as red as his own.

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    2,210
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    1/?
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    19
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    79
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    13
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    Naruto was never an idiot. Sakura knows that, Kakashi knows that, but Sasuke never picked up on it. So when they were placed on a team together, they knew that they should expect the unexpected. They were right to do that. That didn't mean they weren't going to be surprised. NaruHarem. Smart Naruto. Sasuke bashing. Just Sasuke. No one else.

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    3,303
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    48
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    17
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    1399
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    Naruto & Sakura should, SHOULD, be happy with their lives as Hokage and as an Uchiha respectively. But the reality is far from perfect. Naruto's joke of a marriage to Hinata and Sakura's stressful life reaching a breaking point could be enough to make them re-evaluate where their lives are and where they went wrong. And maybe, just maybe, they can find the happiness they thought they would have. Divorce fic, NaruSaku, anti-ending, anti-SS, anti-NH.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    32
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    172
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    14
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    His plan had been a leisurely day off, one of the very few he’d allowed himself since wrangling back his position in ANBU—

    But instead of losing himself in a good book or bird-watching from his window, Itachi’s… almost bemused to find himself saddled with a wet nurse.

    A wet nurse with a ferocious scowl and absolutely no bedside manners, but a wet nurse nonetheless.

    It’d even be cute were this not Sasuke’s default reaction to all Itachi-related injuries.


    In between regaining a second lease on life and reintegrating into Konoha, the Uchiha brothers don't really have much time to spare on each other. Somehow, though, they squeeze in a whole lot of concern - and when two mother hens collide?

    Feathers will fly, whether anyone else wants them to or not.

    (ft. clucking Uchihas, a well-fed Naruto and lots of makeup, courtesy of the terrible fashion duo)

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    English
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    990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    449
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    Love shouldn’t be like this. Love is supposed to be tender and soft and not this thing they have, all hard edges and blood and desperation.

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    English
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    1,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1062
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    Mirroring Naruto meta from Tumblr in response to the rumblings of the Tumblr apocalypse.

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    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1938
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    “Marry me.”
    Naruto almost choked, sending a spray of ramen broth from his mouth. At this point of his life, he sort of expected these two words coming up one day, but first he thought he would be the one uttering it towards some nice girl and second, he'd never predicted that it'd be muttered through his best friend's monotone voice.
    This is another story where Naruto had no idea what he had it coming when he got along with Sasuke's proposal.

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    16,522
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    87
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    773
    Bookmarks:
    150
    Hits:
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    Any choice you make in this world, no matter what it is, becomes a part of the path you will take in the future. But, because there are infinite universes, in a lot of which some form of you exists, you never really made a choice, because every possible scenario and every possible permutation of the choices you made exists.

    Or as I like to say:
    Fuck you, Kishi, your ending can suck multiple cocks, in this house Naruto and Sasuke get a happy ending.

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    English
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    6,716
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    21
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    41
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    3
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    649
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    Obito wakes up after trying to give his life for Kakashi for the second time.

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    1/1
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    2
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    162
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    18
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    “Goddammit, are you being dense on purpose?!” Ignorant of the stares from other patrons, Naruto throws his hands into the air and yells, “Do you like me or not, Sasuke?”

    For a moment, time stops. People pause in the middle of the street. A perfect cherry tomato slips through Sasuke’s fingers and plops onto the floor.

    And then Sasuke presses two fingertips to his forehead and sighs.


    Naruto's not entirely sure when he'd stopped thinking of Sasuke as less of a bastard and more of a... a love interest, but it hits him that he wants to date his rival-turned-crush.

    Thankfully for him, though, Sasuke's got it covered. And all the other hapless citizens betting on them, but the less Naruto knows about that then the better off everyone else will be for it.

    (ft. a very confused Naruto, a very done Sasuke and innocent foodstuff sacrificed to the gods of rom-com)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1662
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    The shrieking ring of the alarm clock was useless, for Naruto hadn’t slept at all. He couldn't, not with what was to come.
    By the end of the day, he would be the new Hokage of Konoha.

    (Basically Naruto's appointment with a lot of feels all around)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    201
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    New growth finds a way out of the ashes of war. Or something like that, Sakura thinks. It's hard to consider that it's all over when there's still so much to wrap up.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    174
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    “Baby Uchiha,” Deidara says in between all the horrific ringing in Sasuke’s ears, “you’re gonna regret doing that, yeah.”

    (On the way home, a little girl compliments him on the pretty pink bows in his hair and how his eyes have the most flattering eyeshadow she’s ever seen in her life. He gets called a beautiful big sister. If he wasn’t so busy suppressing tears over his waxed legs and plucked eyebrows, he would’ve shoved a Chidori into her chest and called it a day.

    Winning ‘Prettiest Kunoichi of the Month’ for that particular ensemble doesn’t help, either.)


    The Fourth Shinobi War is over, Sasuke has been pardoned and his life's ahead of him. The only thing he hadn't been banking on were eight revived criminals (or seven revived criminals and one reassembled one, if he's being picky) coming back to haunt him.

    Sometimes, being a reformed mass murdering psychopath sucked.

    (ft. Deidara and Ino's questionable friendship, Naruto trying his hand at sarcasm and Sasuke, eternally screaming into the distance)

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    3,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    884
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    Perhaps there may be some hope for those forgotten by the world.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    498
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    Our story isn’t pretty. It doesn’t even make sense most of the time. Our story is filled with pain, with longing, and with despair. At least it used to be. Maybe it’s time to change that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1558
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    The Fourth Shinobi War is over. Naruto's friends are starting to move on with their lives, but he just can't seem to grasp the same happiness they do. Kurama rolls it's eyes a lot, because Naruto still can't see what's right in front of his face. Fem!KyuubiXNaruto

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    English
    Words:
    2,893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2166
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    Sasuke sees two options. The first is to take it upon himself to be the final villain in this moronic, ill-thought-out war. The second is to run as far as he can, as fast as he can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1234
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    He refused to tell her that his mother had also invited her for dinner and begun planning the names of her future grandchildren. There was no reason to scare her off when he hadn't even decided if he really wanted her around after all. - In which Shikamaru both takes up and quits smoking, Hana mends more than clothing, and Naruto is really just happy to be there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,680
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    4867

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