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    As Hurricane BLAM blows through Kurt and Blaine’s apartment, Kurt seeks refuge in a cocktail bar. It is here that he bumps into Sebastian. It seems at first glance that his old nemesis hasn‘t changed a bit. But Kurt has, and slowly, he starts to realise that maybe Sebastian has too.

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    4/?
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    After a night out drinking with his friends, Kurt wakes up the following morning with 'Property of Sebastian Smythe' written on his right ass cheek in Sharpie marker. With only one logical culprit, Kurt goes into the kitchen to tell him off.

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    1/1
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    18
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    85
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    4
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    Okay so this is a re-write of my pervious story Not what you think.

    When Blaine and Sam reported the Warblers to the police they never expected to have to deal with the Warblers pissed off musical director Kurt Hummel, his unexpected friends, or a shockingly good looking deputy Head Master of Dalton.

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    1/?
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    2
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    25
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    7
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    There's a lot of things that Kurt hadn't expected to go through during his senior year. Doubt in half of the things he knows, his boyfriend, his friendships, his morals, and his humanity included. But of course, that's what happens when you have an affair with a demon, isn't it?

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    10/?
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    117
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    18
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    2572
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    In the midst of getting the nursery ready for his second child and serving his husband divorce papers, Kurt Hummel runs into an old rival who turns his already-crazy world on its head.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    39
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    153
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    18
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    The year was 1932. Millionaire auto mogul Burt absolutely forbade Kurt from marrying playboy Blaine Anderson. But Kurt had a plan - defy his father and make his way across the country to his one true love. For some reason which Kurt could not fathom, this Sebastian Smythe person insisted on accompanying him. Alternate universe that is similar to U.S. in the 1930s.

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    8/?
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    25
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    59
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    4
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    As another school year starts at NYADA, Kurt seemed to have it all. The respect of his teachers, a group of wonderful friends and best of all, getting to live with the man that he'd come to love. So of course, the universe would throw a few curve balls in his direction.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    144
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    206
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3302
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    Alternate to episode 501, this is a different "Beatles week" fix-it. The morning after taking Kurt to the airport after the proposal, Burt hasn’t heard from him that he got home safely, and starts to worry.
    Rating: PG for swearing, concepts.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    530
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    Episode 501 fix – continuation. Kurt and Adam talk about their relationship, and discuss their future.

    Please read "Help Me If You Can (I'm Feeling Down)" first. It really is essential to understanding this one.

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    1/1
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    15
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    43
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    7
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    400
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    The inevitable blowout happens the next glee period.
    “You bitch!” Rachel comes in shouting, and before Kurt can react there’s a smack and Santana’s head is whipping sideways.
    Kurt jumps up. “What the fuck, Rachel?”
    “You stole my spot!”
    Kurt raises an eyebrow. “Excuse you, Rachel, Santana earned it fair and square. And you can't slap people.”
    Rachel turns on her heel and storms out of the choir room.
    Santana turns to Kurt, a smirk on her face. “I'm going to New York, Hummel,” Santana says. “Fuck Lima, I'm getting away from this awful place and so are you. Why don’t you and I be roommates in NYC? Maybe find a place to room together so we don’t have to share with some diva?”
    “You sure you’ll be able to put up with my morning routine and cleanliness?”
    “As long as that includes no opera singing in the morning, then I’m all for it.”
    “It’s a deal, then.”
    They shake on it.

     

    Santana auditions for NYADA and her and Kurt get in. Life changes a lot.

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    When Blaine and Sam reported the Warblers to the police they never expected to have to deal with the Warblers pissed off musical director Kurt Hummel.

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    English
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    5/?
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    139
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    47
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    Prompt: "Blaine takes the Kurt puppet home because that Kurt won’t ever argue with him or cheat on him and will always listen whenever Blaine needs a “fan.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    411
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    A reactionfic to 5x07 - Blaine can't make it to Pamela Lansbury's first gig... but someone else can.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    761
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    Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
    And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
    He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
    And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
    When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
    And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

     

    W.H. Auden

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    217
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    Kurt Hummel doesn't leave Dalton when Santana discovers David's homosexuality because while Dalton is far from perfect, it is on many counts better than the cesspool of homophobia that is McKinley. He has friends; glittery Jeff with the huge crush on Nick Duval, Flint with his skulls and gentle soul, he even has his friend Matthew who he likes kissing. Even if he has to deal with his ex-boyfriend who broke up with him for being too out there.
    He puts on Lady Gaga soundtracks in his room and lets himself dance. He shrugs out of constricting uniforms and dresses in clothes with their own language as often as possible.
    Then Sebastian Smythe transfers from Paris.

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    Chapters:
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    130
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    27
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    2257
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    Agent Hummel is close to accomplishing his mission, but is told to get a move on; it’s time to finally close down on Anderson sr through his son Blaine. Personal costs be damned.

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    Chapters:
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    4
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    28
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    8
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    423
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    As Adam visits the hospital in Ohio, something happens that has never happened to the angel before; Kurt Hummel, a mortal man, looks straight at him.

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    Chapters:
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    40
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    4
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    The Warblers refuse to help Blaine propose, and Sebastian even goes a step further.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
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    309
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2986
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    Set S6 ep1; Kurt is freshly single in NYC. Blaine wants him back, but Kurt is looking around for better prospects. When a song competition requires him to get in touch with former friends, Kurt finds an unlikely duet partner…

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2011

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