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    John Watson’s eyes were the same colour as the evidence he revealed, evidence which showed that the case was more than just a robbery gone wrong. It was now Sherlock’s favourite colour.

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    OotP AU. Snape stops Harry from charging into the Ministry, saving his life and Sirius’s. However, for every heroic action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    (AKA the one where Snape’s cover is blown.)

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    Killing Voldemort was not the end of the end; it was merely the beginning of the end. In fact, the end of the end would not come for what felt like a very long time.

    Harry takes a meandering journey through the aftermath of the war as he grapples with the trauma and grief he sees in others and in himself, and as he deals with his ever-growing celebrity, he also deals with his ever-growing feelings for his best friend he didn’t realize were there before.

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    Let it not be said that Regulus Black was gullible. He was more than aware of his faults and those of his family. In spite of all the harsh words of his oh so wise big brother, Regulus knew the self-righteous words spouted from his parents were bullshit. He knew his mother and father were wrong. Muggles had as much of a right to the world as anyone else and muggle-borns were not somehow tainted by the ‘filthy’ blood flowing through their veins. Surely, if Sirius was able to figure that out, his much more intelligent brother would be able to as well. So no, Regulus Black was not gullible. Nor was he surprised to find his brother’s room void of all his precious belongings.

    -OR-

    After Regulus ran away to his Uncle Alphard's, he was free to become his own person. With both obnoxious and tolerable Gryffindors flocking to him, Regulus found himself with a myriad of new allies as he made his way through his sixth year of Hogwarts. Still, Regulus couldn't seem to escape the insufferable Gryffindor chaser who made it his mission to be the center of the Slytherin's attention. Fucking James Potter.

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    FINALLY OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!

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    An alternate universe where Dumbledore discovers Umbridge's use of a blood quill, and has to seek out a new defence teacher during first term. Who he finds to fill the role may just happen to have a thing for broody, dark-haired men.

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    Hermione stumbles into watching some magical porn and decides to take notes.

    Draco finds her and seems to be an enthusiastic tutor.

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    She kept still as her measurements were taken, ignoring the tailor's droning voice. Her eyes only narrowed as a small boy in rags entered the shop and positioned next to her. When their gazes met, grey against green, Ella Malfoy could feel the power hidden beneath the boy's emerald depths.

    Now if only she could acknowledge it within the scruffy boy, for he was far too thin and too little to look like anything noteworthy. And if only she hadn't missed a peek of that famed scar.

    ***
    Ella Malfoy had one goal: graduate Hogwarts as the very best and be worthy of the Malfoy name. However, the world didn't seem keen on helping her as she made fast enemies with the Boy Who Lived. Unfortunately, she also seemed to have developed a heart for the outcasts, starting with Muggle-born Hermione Granger. Her father and the rest of society would not like this.

    And why did Harry Potter have to be such a tiny, beautiful-eyed nuisance?

    (Or: Another one of those fem!Draco fics that pairs her with Harry, because why not?)

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    A Mudblood, a Death Eater, and Voldemort walk into a bar.
    It'd be a bad joke if things weren’t so miserable.

    Hermione and Draco find themselves in 1944 with fleeting memories, a teenage Dark Lord, and no clue as to how they ended up fifty years in the past.
    Nothing makes sense.
    But maybe it isn't supposed to.
    They have worse things to return to, after all.

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    • Part 2 of OM
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    "You don't even really like me."

    “Hermione, I do not make a daily habit of fucking people I don’t like.”

    After a difficult day at work, Hermione and Draco unwind in their usual way, with her on her knees. Except this time he insists on changing up their routine.

    Or: the coworkers-with-benefits needle play fic.

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    Hermione’s efforts to repeal the marriage law aren’t entirely down to her husband, but ending their wedded misery would be a definite plus.

    Theo’s usually quick on the uptake…except when it comes to his feelings for a certain curly-haired thorn in his side. By now, he’s dug himself a hole so deep he might not deserve a second chance.

    Good thing he can be persuasive.

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    “I’m eight.” The kid sniffs as if eight was any different from four, maybe not an unspeakable horror then, just a regular horror. “And I heard that the Magnus Institute deals with-” his little nose scrunches, cute. “-spooky things.”

    “Do you have a-” He cracks a grin, and then rethinks it as small hands tighten against their burden.”-spooky thing to deliver?” Gods he hopes not, it’s bad enough when adults walk in and lay out all of their baggage, but for a child-

    “There’s a spider in this book.” The kid says solemnly, raising his textbook sized parcel. “It ate Evan Pritchard.” a bloody fucking Leitner. Of course an eight year old would find a murder spider book. “This seemed like the best place to bring it.”

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    The morning after her fight with Grail, Enola wakes with a fever, but her high temperature isn't the only factor contributing to her unusually scarlet face.

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    "Let's start from the beginning," Elias said. "You, Martin Blackwood, are dead."

    Being dead isn't actually too bad— sure, the Archives aren't the Good Place proper, but protecting incoming souls from the greedy hands of demons is fulfilling, important work. If only it didn't come with the paranoia that an eldritch monster might be impersonating one of your coworkers.

    If only Martin wasn't there by mistake.

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    This is a short, tropey, unedited drabble.
    In a world where Harry was sorted Slytherin, he ends up being Seeker on a team captained by Draco Malfoy. During one match, he gets hit bad by a bludger and refuses to let Draco pull him from the game. They fight about it in the changing room later and end up kissing because they're gay for each other, obviously.

    I might end up developing this out into more or it may just stay like this. For now, this is pretty tame, and takes place vaguely in the upper years (5 or higher). Idk if this will be a voldy-free world or not, and I also don't know if the rating will change. I'm just trying to get back into writing.
    I cannot stress how short, tropey, and unedited this is.

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    1/?
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    Michael thinks he has to cope with sickness on his own. Gerry thinks this is bullshit.

    (Or: the mortifying ordeal of corporeal existence meets the euphoria of being loved, body and soul.)

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    Maybe pickup Quidditch games during the summer weren’t his brightest idea. They were wizards for Merlin’s sake, they had cooling charms. So why did Harry have to take his shirt off to get some relief from the heat?

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    The king is dead. Long live the king - by nearly-forgotten, dusty clause.

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    The arrangement was amicable and worked for the both of them. With Draco getting a consistent lay and Ron not having to suffer through his heats alone.

    But Malfoy could never stop being Malfoy, which is what had Ron in a snit when he arrived at the man’s flat that afternoon.

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    Never try to out drink an Irishman. Words to live by if Ron was being honest. He wished that he had taken his own advice, however. Maybe then he wouldn’t be in this predicament.

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