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    Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

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    Seven years after the Second Wizarding War, Magic in the UK is failing and birth rates are dropping. The Ministry of Magic is preparing to decree a Marriage Law in the hopes of hiding how bad the situation is to the Wizarding public.

    Draco Malfoy, CEO of House of M, and the High Warlock of the Desterrados Maxia has been challenged by the Fates to cleanse the legacy of Voldermort from their shores in a much different way. But in order to do so, he must first travel to New York City in search of a certain bossy, curly-haired Gryffindor that disappeared without a trace five years prior. Can he convince the woman he loved to leave the life she’s created for herself and once again trust in the ties that bind?

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    She probably could have been content in her position at the Ministry. Throwing her shoulder against the wheel to turn it inch by inch.. if it hadn’t been for them. Damn them and their half smiles and discoveries and IDEAS.

    Of course, they weren't the only ones to see her untapped potential and it soon becomes a race against shadowy powers to protect her freedom.

    If it hadn't been for them, she might not have survived and she certainly wouldn't have learned what it was to live and love.

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

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    20/30
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    Elizabeth Tennley Kate Holmes is moving into 221C, leaving a blushing Doctor Watson behind. Oh and did I mention she’s Sherlock’s little sister?

    (Mary, Eurus and the final problem don’t exist.)

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    6/?
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    "If I'd known Strike wanted me back, would I have married Matthew?"

    -from Lethal White

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    There are moments that define the existence of a person, in humans these are numbered, if you are lucky you will have an important event in your life story that will define the person you were or will be. In supernatural entities they proliferate to the point that even important moments can become routine, in the case of Crowley and Aziraphale they could swear that they have lived and seen everything, however their existence is about to have THE determining moment.

    When you realize that you can have what you thought you could never achieve, the possibilities are endless, and this is what happened after the Armaggedon’t.
    How Crowley and Aziraphale start living their new life discovering the love on each other.

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    “They had me open up a bakery behind this boarding school and I had to use the pseudonym, Theodore Walker .This kid came in one day. All they wanted was a cookie before they had to go back to school. After that, they started to come around more. They helped me bake and stock the display cases. They also had finger-shaped bruises under their sleeves.“

    Or: Phil Coulson and Rylee might know each other better than they think.

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    Horatio is being punished for his fight with Simpson, he can't help but wonder what he did to deserve this.

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    Simon snow is straight. Or at least he thought he was. actually he's never really thought about it. But, when a classmate asks him out, it leads him to consider all sorts of things he never has before.

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    Harry finally gets he must learn to accept Zabini's place in Draco's life or he will be out.
    A sequel of Waiting.

    YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD OR ANYWHERE ELSE. I NEVER WRITE ON WATTPAD. DEAR READERS, IF YOU SEE THIS STORY ELSEWHERE, PLEASE, REPORT IT, BECAUSE I WRITE ON AO3 AND AO3 ONLY.

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    Gene Cooper is a lot of things. She's twice orphaned. Incredibly intelligent. She has no people skills. She's American. She can play the violin. She's never been fully alive. And she's terrified of elevators.
    When she meets two strangers called Ianto and Jack, they assure her the elevator she's getting on is perfectly safe. They lied. Now she finds herself constantly falling into a certain blue box. She's just trying to figure out how the box works and navigating all her backwards meetings with the Doctor and his companions.
    The Doctor's trying to figure out how to get Gene to really live, all while knowing her tombstone says she'll be dead in two years.

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    He saved my life, and I can’t remember his name. Why does your memory do that to so many important people? Some people deserve to be remembered.
     

    Some people deserve to be repaid.

    (Additional warnings in AN)

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    “Earth’s sky was blue.
    “It was as far removed from the deep orange backdrop of his own long-lost planet as any colour could be, but rather ironically it had come to symbolize home for him.”

    Near the conclusion of “Journey’s End”, the Doctor reflects.

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    “Tom, this is my friend, Nagini. Nagini, this is my ward that I spoke to you about. Tom Riddle. The one who’s a Parselmouth.”

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    A year after losing his hearing on a mission, Eggsy has made it his mission to find out who keeps breaking into his room at the estate for no reason beyond placing brochure after brochure for hearing aids and implants on his pillow. A task that would be made a million times easier if Merlin would help out instead of running off every time they were in the same room for two seconds.

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    "It's been four years since you've been pining after Jeno Lee's flat arse the moment you saw him catch your wayward toy snitch flying pell-mell around the Hogwarts Express the first time! People shake off their crushes on Veelas in a few days, but you never did! Do something about it!"
    NoMin Harry Potter Veela Mates!AU

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    A year has passed since Gregory Lestrade divorced his Beta wife Kate. He’s fine, just fine, thank you very much. There has been no action for him, but he’s knackered and really doesn’t see the point in looking. After an exhausting case that Sherlock has refused to assist on, Greg’s preparing to leave the Yard for the evening when the elder Holmes brother surprises him with a visit. With a bit of pleasant, if not forced, conversation, Greg waves off Mycroft and heads home for the day, only realizing his error when he’s driving.
    His Scent has been wafting off of him for the last twenty or so minutes, perhaps longer. His very much Omega scent. The Scent he’s kept hidden for nigh on 18 years. The Scent he has worked hard to keep from everyone finding out about. Because Gregory Lestrade is no Alpha as everyone around him thinks. He’s an Omega. And right now, there is a person very much aware of it. Mycroft Holmes, quite possibly the most dangerous man Greg knows. Fuck.

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    Harry left Michelle with a medal, a debt of gratitude, and twin boys--Gary and Gavin--to raise.

    Seventeen years later finds the twins in Harry's bed. And in his heart.

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    Draco's life is too heavy and he reels from the weight.
    Harry's life is too empty and he wants to fill it.
    Draco's baggage seems to be just the thing Harry needs.
    OR
    Draco summons an eternal night on the Wizarding World. How will Harry bring the sun back?

    YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD OR ANYWHERE ELSE. I NEVER WRITE ON WATTPAD. DEAR READERS, IF YOU SEE THIS STORY ELSEWHERE, PLEASE, REPORT IT, BECAUSE I WRITE ON AO3 AND AO3 ONLY.

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    Comments:
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    52
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