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    “But it’s all good, innit,” Eggsy began, teeth worrying his bottom lip. Harry tried his very best not to stare. “If you’s saying I’m a new blood whatever, nobody’s gonna want anythin’ to do with me. Since I’m, like, impure or summat, right?”

    “It is because you are New Blood that you will be desired,” Harry explained gently. “Old Blood is static, predictable, and, well, old. New Blood allows the possibility for new abilities, better offspring. For that, other Wolfkin will literally fight tooth and nail to have a chance to mate with you.”

    “That’s not how it goes in the books,” Eggsy tried a little desperately, the space between his brows creasing.

    “Perhaps, my boy, but unfortunately, this isn’t a fairytale.” Harry sighed, turning his brown eyes towards the night sky. His Wolf howled at the full moon. “This is real life.”

    Eggsy is a New Blood omega, and Harry takes it upon himself to guard the boy’s virtue in honor of the man who saved his life. Though from other Wolfkin or himself, he is not quite sure.

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    Danny knows Nicholas isn't a girl, he doesn't want him to be a girl. He loves Nicholas just the way he is, really. And it's not about making him into somebody else, or about making him look like another person. But the lipstick lies heavy in Danny's palm, and his mind suddenly flashes him a picture of slowly, ever so slowly spreading the paint over Nicholas's lips.

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    A strained relationship with his parents had Hamish looking toward the states to finish the last few years of his university, but near the end of the first semester there he gets a chilling call from his uncle. His parents are dead. Now Hamish wants to know who is responsible and put them down. During his research he finds Alexander Moran-Moriarty, the son of the two most dangerous men in London and an unexpected ally. Together they must work together to find those responsible.

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    “Drop your fucking weapon now!” the man with the gun trained on the boy was shouting.

     

     

    The boy spit blood and stretched his jaw as he watched Simon, frozen in place. “I don’t fink ‘e’s gonna listen, bruv,” the chav accent thick as it spilled from his bruised and swollen lips. “Leave the Princess out of this, an’ fight me like a man eh?” His sneer at his captor earned him another backhand across his cheek and Tilde screamed. Simon jumped at the action, watching as the man behind Tilde seemed to grow complacent.

     

    Simon weighed his options.

     

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    The one where Merlin has a new final test for his new recruits. (Because shooting a dog was never a good judge of character.)

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    A blue box is standing at a train station, with no clues as to how it got there.

    It's the perfect riddle. And chances are it will ruin Mycroft's day somehow.

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    losing him was blue like I’d never known
    missing him was dark grey all alone

    "When Eggsy turned fifteen he realized he was royally fucked. His forearms were consistently painted burning shades of blood red or soul sucking blue. Never once had he seen colours such as those that marked Jamal’s arm; bright yellows and happy purples. No, instead he had to endure brushes of colour that ensured he could never find a peaceful life."

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    Against his better judgement he found himself falling in love with the ferret and he didn't know if he could stop now. He was on a speeding train with no brakes and he wasn't sure when he was going to crash.

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    Story Note: Timeline May/June/July/Aug

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    Christmas at Malfoy Manor.

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    Newt wasn’t really protesting a name change. If Tom really wanted to go by Marvolo, that was fine, but it had to be for a better reason than, ‘Tom is too normal.’

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    A mission gone wrong forced Roxy and Merlin to work together evading enemies, protecting their families and friends, and finding out the powerful force behind everything. In the process, their relationship changed from mentor and protege to handler and agent to friends to... lovers?

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    Draco takes a trip down memory lane.

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    Late night practice in the Room of Requirement.

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    Have you ever been on a test that you knew that you were going to fail?
    Have you ever wanted to just get the answers to appear on your arm?

    That's the story of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

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    Depression, anxiety, she had a name for it now but that didn't help her fight it. Then she found an unlikely ally and protector

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    “And what’s in it for me?” Loki said, without even meaning to. Replying like a little shit was just his thing. “Will you give me a kiss? I’ve always wanted to kiss a prince.”

    Thor glared at him, and that shouldn’t have made Loki’s stomach swoop as much as it did. Loki licked his lips; he wasn’t imagining how the prince’s eyes tracked the motion. “If you let me out, right now,” Thor said, voice low and heavy, “I’ll give you more than just a kiss.”

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    “Cormoran, I know how this feels. I’m your partner, for god’s sake, no one could be more aware. But you can’t keep haring off to pubs halfway across town and making me come fetch you.”

    “I never asked you to-”

    Even with his muddled brain he noted how the muscles in her jaw clenched, how her fingers tightened to a fist and relaxed. “You don’t have to ask me, Cormoran, to know I’m going to come for you anyway. Would it kill you to make it easier for me, next time you decide to do this?”

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    Harry left Michelle with a medal, a debt of gratitude, and twin boys--Gary and Gavin--to raise.

    Seventeen years later finds the twins in Harry's bed. And in his heart.

    BACK AFTER A HIATUS AS LONG AS HARRY HART'S FREAKISHLY LONG LEGS!

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    Britain has magic, Robin has a new job, and Cormoran's having a really bad morning. (Shanker still has some beef left over from yesterday.)

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    34
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    3
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    In a magical Britain not too very different from our own, a shopowner and his familiar have an eventful day, involving their prettiest customer, a misleading shipping crate, and more frogs than they were really planning on.

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    43
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