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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Erebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    10/?
    Comments:
    85
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    474
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    238
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    Bilbo and Nori's chats while travelling.

    OR

    The one where Nori boasts about his criminal status.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    23
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    1
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    98
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    Nori messes up and meets a two-legged named Bofur! He's intrigued by him and they start to meet, making a few mer curious. Who knows, maybe this won't be all that bad... One thing leads to another and everyone's in for a wild ride.
    People kiss, people cry, and there's some ear-pinching here and there. Everything happens and Bofur's hat remains untouched throughout the entire thing.
    Overall TW for cursing
    -Title is taken from a song by The Oh Hellos named Bitter Water. I DO NOT OWN IT-
    -On patchy Hiatus-

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    English
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    47,174
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    606
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    Just a collection of Middle Earth character one-shots & drabbles.

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    19,715
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    11/?
    Comments:
    6
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    143
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    16
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    A sort of offshoot from "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed"

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    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    443
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    Filomena Arabella-May Goodbody-Baggins is a robust woman. Known for being a feisty and untamable hobbit of the Shire, not even a company of 13 dwarves are able to control her: not even a hard-headed king. After an ill-received proposal, a few stolen heirlooms, and a mutual exchange of harsh words, Filomena finds herself in the company of an unwilling dwarven king, Thorin Oakenshield. On a quest for adventure and reclamation, Filomena and her cousin, Bilbo, must break free of the silken safety blanket of the Shire and survive in the big world.

    Of course, it's hard to make it big when a king doesn't like you.

    Will Filomena and Bilbo make it to the end of the quest? Or will a stubborn-headed king do everything in his power to break the little woman? Will Thorin be able to stay true to his own beliefs and morals? Or will an intoxicatingly fierce hobbit break down his walls?

    Read to find out ;)

    NOTE: This work dips heavily into BOTH the films and book and "rewrites" some of the outcomes and character impacts. If you haven't read the book, some scenes will be very different from the film, and the timeline follows the book more closely

    (This story can also be found on Wattpad, still written by me)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    37
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    7
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    611
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    The Quest of Erebor was a success. Erebor was reclaimed. There was a Durin, albeit distant, on the throne.

    Life went on and everyone lived a life. Yet for the members of the Company, life was never the same. They grieved and grieved until even that made them numb.

    But they couldn't exactly do anything about what had come to past, right?

    Right?

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    31,582
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    210
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    382
    Bookmarks:
    101
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    Pretty little thing it was, heart filled with insatiable animosity, and deceiving as all hell.

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    2,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Let it be said now, lest not at all: if there is ever anything to be sure of regarding Sigrid of Laketown, it’s that she will always protect what remains of her family as if her life depends on it.

    When dwarves come up through her toilet and dragon fire burns the only home she's ever known, that promise to herself becomes all too real. She has to figure out more on her own than she really has before, but the sun rises come victory or bloodshed, and she has to keep moving no matter the outcome.

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    8,018
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Hydra made a third and successful attempt at creating a super soldier. The Winter Soldier and the female Super Soldier from the second attempt had a child. Three is trained to kill and the perfect weapon with no name. In the official files, she´s called either that or "asset", but in truth she has no name. When she finally escapes, fate ruins her attempts at a fullfilled life. But how can you be happy when you're something between a broken puppet and a ghost of the past?

     

    ON HIATUS!

    Language:
    English
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    17,361
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3068
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    Well, she's fashionably lean
    And she's fashionably late
    She'll never wreck a scene
    She'll never break a date
    But she's no drag
    Just watch the way she walks

    She's a twentieth century fox

    When you suck it up and follow a megalomaniacal vampire to save your own skin, you better bet your bottom that you're not going to be in a retinue of just humans. Hol Horse learns this the hard way.

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    English
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    889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    100
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    Kili had always been the spare prince. Always been the Golden Heir's shadow and companion. He knew his purpose and place. After retaking Erebor, he's surprised and just how much his life changed because of it.

    Tauriel believed she would be captain of The Greenwood's guard for the rest of her life, expected to die in battle for her king. But she's been banished and everything has changed. Elves don't like change.

    Series
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    English
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    70,443
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    9833
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    Bilba makes a wish as she, Fili, Kili and Thorin wait for Frodo to join them on the ship to the dwarven halls of the dead. She makes many actually between worry for him and anger for putting him in this situation. Yavanna decided to grant her wishes because she also thinks that this whole thing could have been done better (though she doesn't blame Bilba in the slightest). Now Bilba is a child being forced to relive the fell winter moments to late to save her parents. It doesn't seem like much but the death of Azog's warg changes everything.

    Like the flap of a butterfly's wings.

    Language:
    English
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    54,605
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    291
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    580
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    Nothing goes the way Gandalf planned. All hobbits aren't the same. The dwarves get a surprise.

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    10,362
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    32
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    253
    Bookmarks:
    66
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    7196
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    Bilbo's silver spoons disappear.
    He blames Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, because who else would steal them?
    But Thorin suspects a different person.

    Language:
    English
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    1,462
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1003
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    A bunch of Hobbit WIPs I might or might not come back to. Figured I should get them out of my docs.

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    18,463
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Dwalin had thought their drunken candy cane romp had been the start of a new tradition for the two of them... but was it?

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    4,518
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    1
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    143
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    Freya is a struggling college student who just wants to live her life. Fate has other plans, and will go through with them whether or not she cooperates.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,645
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    687
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    Sequel to "Snowblind"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,234
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4357
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    Nori est un voleur et Dwalin, sa victime préférée.

    1 drabble par jour jusqu'au 30 septembre.

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    Français
    Words:
    3,658
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    81

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