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    When someone asks for Sollux getting his nook eaten in a pale way, I feel honour bound to deliver.

    Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
    Soon that attitude may be your doom
    Why do you write like you're running out of time?
    Write day and night like you're running out of time?
    Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
    - Troll Charlotte Brontë

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    1/1
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    6
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    17
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    2
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    112
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    Nepeta wakes up with three of her favorite trolls and has an amazing time living with them.

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    English
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    1/1
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    After a delightful first date (Second Base Desserts), the plan had been made for a movie night. Though now that the movie is playing and the scene is set, it's not nearly as important as the attractive sprite that's already got a plan of their own in mind!

    Series
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    English
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    5,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    92
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    Kankri has some misgivings about Porrim and Cronus' relationship and they offer to let him see it in action first hand.

    Series
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    English
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    38,376
    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3270
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    Karkat notices this hot blueblood getting stood up in some fancy fucking restaurant.

    Everything that happens afterwards is attributable to his misshapen pityglands. For once, it turns out ok.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    275
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    Porrim is looking to fill some quadrants while Meulin is willing to help out.

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    “Hehe, yeah…I guess we just did that…” You’re pretty sure your brain is so mushy and soft right now, that even the Troll Mad Hatter would make more sense than you. Damn, he really did a number on you, didn’t he?
    You whimper. You hate yourself for it, but you do. It’s a real ass full blown whimper, because you can still feel it. Your body must hate you, to torture you with so sweet aftershocks of sensation. Your tongue still tingles, can still remember the feel of the inside of his mouth. The wet, warm sensation of everything Dave on your lips is so strong, it forces you to touch and trace them.

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    3,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    919
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    Dave and Karkat play out daily BDSM fantasies.

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    English
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    2,384
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    317
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    An ill-timed chance encounter leads to Meenah being a bad influence on Vriska and both of them being a worse influence on Rose.
    OR:
    Just because a love brings out the worst in you does not make that love untrue. Love can be as destructive a poison as any other – and twice as insidious for its welcoming taste.

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    4,442
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
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    6
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    1
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    90
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    'Got something for you,' Derrik said quietly.

    Karkat looked at the floor. His stomach twisted but it was another emotion. 'Do you,' he muttered.

    'Something purrty,' Derrik continued, 'can't wait to see ya in it.' Karkat licked his lips and nodded. He couldn't say anything. There was nothing he *could* say. The elevator dinged and its door slid open. They got it and the door slid shut. Karkat looked at the floor.

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    5,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    This is a joke fic. It may not seem so, but it is. basically karkat gets vored and some nasty shit happens.

    Language:
    English
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    1,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    300
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    There's a lot of things Karkat can resist, but a dare isn't one of them.

    Another thing apparently is the chance to get Equius on his knees.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    530
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    Bitties were invented to be your non robotic living monster companions that were the size of a small pet. So far only the skeleton line was available from adorable sansys and papys also cute little baby blues and lil’ bros. Created to help those in need and those in bid for a constant companion. Magically sustained thanks the greater knowledge of soul power in the creation of artificial souls. They need only your love to “keep the batteries charged” so to speak.

    HOWEVER There are strict rules in place for those that adopt a bitty companion.

    Rule # 1 Never submerge your bitty in water. Baths were dampened rags with rubbing alcohol.

    Rule #2 DO NOT FEED THEM CERTAIN CONDIMENTS, PURE SUGAR, OR RAW MEAT! Further explained in their care guide.

    Rule #3 Never are you to love your bitty beyond Platonic levels.

    As you read further in the pamphlet on what it may entail… It just says to contact services for Rules #1 and #2 (However #2 is marked immediately especially if #2 happened together with #1)

    When Rules #3, #2, and #1 are all broken… it says to call the national guard before calling their service hotline…

    That’s not concerning… right?

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    English
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    27,516
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    4198
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    The hallways weren’t lit, but when he got into the master bedroom, he found his mate wearing a dress and petting a small plush crab. It wasn’t shocking, although, it was good material for future teasing. He gently opened the door and muttered his name, watching him perk up and then a look of surprise flit across his face. “Dave?”

    He chuckled and walked in, picking him up and propping him on the bed, still clutching his crab plushie to his chest like a religious symbol. Karkat was so soft, literally so freaking baby soft, and he, for some reason, took note of the way his weight felt on his legs. Little black curls framed his chubby, freckled face, a small blush on his face, relaxing again in his arms, closing his eyes, letting out little breaths as he rested, so beautiful, looking so delicate and innocent just laying there.
    -
    Loosely connected oneshot book

    Language:
    English
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    1,877
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1816
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    years into their weird alien everything quadrant relationship, it becomes clear that one of them has some even more bizarre tastes (than they were already doing) when it comes to the bedroom. But, as the other is a certified cool guy and totally down for it (tm), he willingly enacts a long, two month training roleplay for his boyfriends enjoyment.
    It’s more effective for both of them than he thought.

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    English
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    1,656
    Chapters:
    1/45
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    993
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    Redglare just wanted a drink, but what she got was three members of the rebellion.

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    English
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    10,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    11
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    82
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    Bronya never thought that this would be a problem.

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    English
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    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    122
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    Sending the Psiioniic into heat during their preaching missions was really one of the worst jokes the universe played on him, especially with how everyone smelled so good.

     

    The Psiioniic goes into heat, but luckily he has a couple of trolls to help him out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    591
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    Dave likes suits. He likes suits even more on Karkat. Like a lot more.

    Language:
    English
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    2,455
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1038
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    "Xefros don't—." Xefros closed his mouth and horns around the head on the unknowing wriggler. It's little feet wiggled softly in protest. The burgundy blood gulped down the grub slowly, his throat bulging out. After a few more swallows, the grub was sent careening into his distended belly. The taunt skin of his stomach pressed out slightly with the movements of the grub.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,432
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    654

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