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    Any troll on Earth C can fill a filial pail and contribute their genetic material to the next generation of trolls to be raised by Kanaya Maryam, her goddess wife Rose, and their team of jadebloods. But humans and carapacians have something that trolls do not have — cannot have. But if you go into the right bars and bookstores, and you ask the right questions to the right people, on a long enough timeline, you’ll hear rumors. And if you ask, and work, and bribe, and steal, you’ll find where your thread of questioning starts to tense when you tug, like there’s something on the other end.

    Meenah Peixes wants a legacy, and she's not about to do things by half measures to get it. So with a lie on her lips and a knife just out of sight, she does what she has to. But the last step is not anything like what she expects.

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    the emotional ramifications of not sorting out your love life

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    “Things that are terrible can also be great. Like a deity.” Dave pinches his thumb and index finger gently into Eridan’s neck muscles and rubs at them until Eridan sighs into his shirt again. “Or a t-rex.”

    “Or a leviathan,” Eridan suggests. “Or my junk.”

    “Or your junk,” Dave agrees.

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    Dave Strider is, presumably, a demon hunter. Parked in the middle of nowhere. With a really shitty defensive ward on his car, trying to sleep. Quite frankly, something worse should have gotten him than a succubus who needed a ride.

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    Pictured: The Dolorosa, head tossed back in ecstasy, held up by the Psiioniic, who's getting really into eating that nook. He's probably going to have her bulge imprinted across his face for a month.

    Second set of pictures is the Dolorosa kissing a very dazed and bulgeslimed Psiioniic on the cheek.

    EDIT - August 22, 2019
    The error with the pictures being lost has been fixed. Sorry for the wait!

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    Also known as "The Church of Karkat Vantas: Sermon One - Nooks"

    Written live for the Karkat Thirst Server, of which I'm the mod.

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    what's the raddest girl in the universe to do when her righthand chick and closest pal calls her over for some chill, except go and chill?

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    “Just hear me out,” he implored. “Rose and Kanaya are in their own little yarn-draped zone, I'm not touching whatever Terezi and Vriska have, who even knows what the hell Mayor is, and I'm sure as shit not going to fuck with my ex-moirail, literally or figuratively.”

    Dave and Karkat try out that whole "friends with benefits" thing while on the meteor and get more than they bargain for, as expected. How predictable can things get?

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    You don't often have the chance to appreciate your mate as much as you want to, so when you can actually get one, you plan to take full advantage of it.

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    Equius is touchy-feely, as per the usual, and Karkat can't really complain.

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    Karkat comes home crying one day and Bro realises their relationship can't be a fight anymore.

    Inspired heavily by the dynamic in My Thoughts Remain Below and Sing Me Now Asleep by lildogie, which are both amazing fics that you should go read right now. Even if you've already read them. Go reread them.

    This basically has a lot of feelings and I tried my best to keep Bro in character. I think I did pretty okay, EVEN considering that one update in which Bro was revealed to be abusive towards Dave (like we didn't already know).

    Even though it seems like there might be some consent issues in this fic, everything is consensual. You don't see it because I didn't have time to write it, but there you go.

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    Anonymous asked: Dave and karkat had a lot of free time on the meteor,,,, that couch is conveniently red too

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    He’s big. Like, giant crazy fucking monster huge, big. Which you guess makes sense? Kurloz told you his ancestor was ‘bigger than a motherfucker could think to be’, whatever that means. He’s huge, at least ten feet tall and built like a steam train, and considering exactly why you’re here, it kind of makes you worry.

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    “You matter,” you say, and you see him break, you see the little, taped together pieces of his false bravado and confidence shatter, you see the way his mouth drops open and he chokes a little, hands gripping too tight to the hair at the base of your neck, “You are young, and foolish, and you have made mistakes, but you matter.”

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    Equius gets a chance to please the heiress.

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    Sometimes you can't words the way you meant. Other times, why would you even want to?

    Prompt: "Mituna tends to feel more dominant on hir girl days, so zie puts on hir cutest outfit and doms the hell out of Latula, who's enthusiastically into it. Think feel-good happysex with kink elements. Bonus: receiving penetration is the dominant-coded act for trolls, Mituna has a serious size kink and Latula is really well endowed."

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    This will be a collection of 'porn' prompts for the next 30-so days. The pairings will depend on what I feel like for the day. They may range from a few sentences to a few pages (on word). Please enjoy, thanks

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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're floating in your hive, seariously blindsided by the two things you're actshoally for real holding in your hands right now: a waterproofed imperial mandate you haven't opened yet and an extra bucket that the submarine courier drone you were just visited by left bobbing around inside the door to your hive before slamming it shut and spiraling away toward some other poor troll's dwelling place.

    It's not like it isn't tidally obvious what's going on here but you really didn't think this stuff applied to the heiress to the entire empire!

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    Karkat and John go to the lake and skinny dip, Karkat gets something good out of it for all his troubles. Based off a sex canon

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    You don’t know what you want him to do, you just want it done already. He grins, sucking you from his fingers as he stares up at you, his tongue flicking between them like a promise, or a threat, you don’t know which.

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