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    Attend to your God-given duty
    You'll be taking your Heaven by force
    How can you choose?
    With your head in the noose?
    With no time to lose...
    Avantasia - Unchain the Light1

    Gabriel and Beelzebub have a conference after the Apocalypse went down the drain and they failed to punish the culprits. Venom is in the air; they need a new plan, new directions, a new... something to direct their, and their underlings' efforts toward. Also, both of them just very much would like this to be over, thank you very much.
    Then, how would it be if they just cut the middle man out?
    If Lady Almighty won't allow them to have their respite, their Elysium, among the shattered remains of a burned Earth, maybe it is upon them to turn Earth itself into their Elysium.
    Right?
    Humans should be much easier to sway and influence than their angelic and demonic brethren.
    Right?
    One of them will win, in the end, and be able to have their much-needed rest in a world built according to their ideals.
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    37/?
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    66
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    4
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    It was supposed to be a simple wager. Get the phone number, prove he was the better flirt, split the cash.

    But when has anything in Crowley's life ever been that simple? And when the bet increases, how can refuse - especially when Aziraphale seems happy to help?

    Everything that happened from there on in was an act of fate.

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    English
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    2,197
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    1/?
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    8
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    19
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    1
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    因为Rowena的错误召唤,Anthony J. Crowley发现自己身处另一个世界。Aziraphale需要亲自把他带回来。而与此同时,自由意志小队不得不想办法面对这个已经游戏人间6000年的恶魔。他不仅对恶魔陷阱免疫,还喜欢乱翻Dean的黑胶唱片收藏。总之,各种各样的恶作剧将接踵而至。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    128,589
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    20/25
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    5
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    28
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    7
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    672
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    Azzy, Bee, Gabe, and Anthony are freshmen in university.

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    31/31
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    117
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    12
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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Updating on Tuesdays.

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    86,457
    Chapters:
    35/75
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    138
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    113
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    20
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    Aziraphale Fell is a Rugby player past his physical peak.
    his aches and pains are getting harder to work around.

    but a sports physio is about to change his life entirely.

     

    My first human AU.

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    English
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    43/43
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    331
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    Heaven and Hell must once again join forces to bring order back to Earth and deal with renegade Damned souls that have broken from their bonds in Hell.

    This brings two ethereal beings back into the other's lives, further intertwining their fates together.

    Old faces plague the two and secrets are piling up just as quickly as bodies on the battlefield. This joint effort will bring new issues to the duo as they try to figure out how to handle their sordid arrangement.

    Gabriel, always trying to be the best at everything, included his union to his infernal counterpart, is concerned over zir well-being but subsequently driving Beelzebub to madness. And Beelzebub is grappling with zir duties to Hell, zir obligations to Lucifer, and dealing with what the Prince knows ze are not supposed to have. And as a proud demon and the embodiment of Gluttony ze are beginning to find zirself further confused and suffocating and Damning zirself for even thinking of such a thing.

    Please know that this fic is mostly just angst and pain with a bit of fluff thrown in.

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    37/?
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    43
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    3
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    1950
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    BZ Kingson, CNM, runs their own independent group of midwives. They’ve heard plenty about Dr. Angela E. Gabriel, hypercompetent and every bit as cold and impersonal as the hospital where she directs obstetrics. When the two practitioners meet at a conference, BZ is already spoiling for a fight, but they don’t expect the instant attraction that makes them want to tackle the good doctor in a more intimate setting. Angela, for her part, can’t understand why this prickly little midwife won’t leave her alone. And she’s starting to realize that she doesn’t want them to...

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    12
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    10
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    Gabriel and Beelzebub tried and failed to stop Aziraphale and Crowley. God and Satan decide to punish them by making them human for 5 years without any memories of them being immortal and powerful beings. They have fake memories, fake families, but still function in the real world. They don't know each other and don't have anything to do with one another.
    Hijinks ensue, there's a lot of sex and bad decisions. I don't know if there will be a happy ending so lets stick around for the ride.

    *updates sporadically, but will have a chapter at least once a month, usually 2000+ words*

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    11,073
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    6/?
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    In a matter of seconds, MP Gabriel Winger's political ambitions begin to crumble before him, strangled in the small hands of MP Beezus Lorde. Assisted by communications guru Anthony Crowley, MP Lorde breaks away from the Centre Cross party taking the entire backbench with them, and leaving Aziraphale Fell, Winger's Policy Director, to pick up the pieces and save his boss's career.

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    English
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    3,324
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    37
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    4
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    "Sometimes when I wake up, I find myself crying. The feeling I’ve lost something lingers for a long time. I’m always searching for something - someone. This feeling has possessed me from that day when the stars fell. I remember it so well - almost as if from a dream. Nothing more, nothing less than a breathtaking view."

    Ten years have passed since the comet came and Aziraphale lost everything. Ten years he's been on the run, waiting for the Fire Nation to find him. It's only a matter of time before they do. He's sworn off airbending to keep himself alive, but the tattoos across his skin are a clear indicator of his heritage - one that Aziraphale knows the Fire Nation will use to hunt him down. The Air Nomads are gone, war has begun, and the Avatar is nowhere to be found. All hope is lost until, suddenly, it isn't.

    Demonic in appearance and possessing abilities unlike those of any other firebender, Crowley has made a name for himself hunting people down. It's a job and it's one he is good at. But when the Fire Lord declares his next target to be the missing Avatar, Crowley finds his whole world turned upside down starting with the chance meeting of a very special airbender who would change his life forever.

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    112,043
    Chapters:
    26/?
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    381
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    293
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    56
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    Anthony Crowley has never been lucky, that is until Angel comes along, then everything starts to go his way but at what cost? And dose the cost even matter if it means that Aziraphale finally starts to see him.

     

    This is a Good Omens Little Shop of Horrors AU because why not. This is my first multi-chapter fic so hopefully, you enjoy it.

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    English
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    1,660
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    11
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    2
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    125
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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    - Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    - Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    - А ты нет? - тихо спросил Азирафель.
    - О, - Кроли моргнул. - Эрм. Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эрм.
    - В самом деле, - ответил Ангел.
    Благословите его.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    Русский
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    13,153
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    22/604
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    5
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    Eleven-year-old Adam has a great family: genderfluid mom Crowley, flamingly gay dad AZ, and cousin Bee, his birth parent. And he has two great ambitions: getting his debate team to nationals, and convincing his parents to buy him a puppy. But Adam's idyllic life gets knocked sideways when he finds out his biological father is rich, powerful, and wants him back.

    Baize (Bee to a chosen few) is content to live alone with their beehives, tolerating periodic visits from Adam and his parents. They don’t want to think about last year’s drunk kiss with AZ’s brother Gabriel, and they really don’t want to think about their old flame Luke Starr. But when Luke sends a letter staking his claim on Adam, Baize knows they’re in for a fight. And Gabriel, damn him, knows the best lawyers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    93
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    129
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    Beelzebub continues their tale, moving into the beginning of the war. Perhaps making the former Archangel of Compassion into a war general was ill-advised, but that's precisely what Lucifer does.

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    2,382
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    1/1
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    Izzie bent her head and took her notes in silence, biting back her delighted smile at finally being here.

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    English
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    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    503
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1957
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    Having settled down in the nest that they called 'little Eden' Gabriel wanted to do something special to show Beelzebub his love and devotion
    As usual, things do not go according to plan.

     

    For the Ineffable Bureaucracy Secret Santa

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.

    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.

    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.

    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.

    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

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    English
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    204,767
    Chapters:
    36/36
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    8
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    5235
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    2220
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    674
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    71408
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    living in Soho has its advantages. a new shop opening nearby is the perfect opportunity for a couples shopping spree.

    Work in Progress.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,364
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    4910
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    “Can’t you just- just-,” Gabriel began before pausing, taking a deep, measured breath that trickled out his flared nostrils on the exhale, “Can’t you just decorate something properly?”

    Pale blue eyes grew dark and dangerous, reminiscent of dangling icicles overhead. The room chilled, scratching a shiver up Gabriel’s spine. A sharp-toothed grin blossomed across Beelz’ face, fingers twining into the string of lights in their black-pointed fingernailed clutch as they hungrily circled their prey.

    “Oh yes,” they purred with a sweetness strong enough to mask an unforetold spice, “I think I could do that.”

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    My contribution to the Antichristmas Zine with 1400+ words of bonus smut because we deserve some sin on this Christmas. A human AU in which Gabe and Beelz are married and yet our archangel still hasn't learned his damn lesson on being careful what he wishes for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    241

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