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    "Needless to say, going from never-not-once having a missing persons case to essentially needing a whole new department for them in only three months was nothing short of astounding. And exceptionally concerning.

    But that was okay, because Gabriel had everything perfectly under control. Of course he did. He was an archangel, and not just any archangel – he was Archangel Fucking Gabriel. Under Control was practically his middle name!

    But, as with just about everything else in Gabriel’s life lately, it didn’t stay under control for very long. It could have, he had very little doubt. He was really quite certain that he could have handled all of it. But he had missed something. Something right under his very nose."

    After Armageddon't, angels have begun disappearing from Heaven, and demons have started going rogue in Hell. And, unfortunately for everyone, the only hope for restoring order sits on the shoulders of Gabriel and Beelzebub - if only they can figure out what the hell is going on.

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    2/?
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    When the Them secretly pull a prank on the left side--sarcastically called Heaven--of a divided apartment complex Heaven is all too happy to retaliate against who they believe the culprits are, the right side, which was nicknamed Hell.
    At the same time two different relationships between members of Heaven and Hell are developing. Can the members balance an escalating prank war and a relationship?

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    2/18
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    19
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    5
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    In 1941, Crowley saves Aziraphale's books, along with his corporeal form. That night, Aziraphale realizes he's done pretending he's not in love. But love between an angel and a demon flies in the face of the Status Quo, and neither Heaven nor Hell will stand for such a threat to their authority. To make an example of them, Gabriel and Beelzebub collaborate on a punishment much harsher than mere execution.

    What happens when Crowley and Aziraphale are allowed to keep their lives, but not their memories?

    Based on the meme/concept, "What if their punishment was forgetting each other?"

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    9/?
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    162
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    Life isn’t fair, no matter if you’re Archangel fucking Gabriel or fucking Archangel Gabriel.

    The look on his face when he was caught complete unaware was gloriously delicious, and Beelzebub had smashed their lips against his just at that exact moment when Gabriel had wondered if Beelzebub had corned him to fight or fuck.

    Fucking and Fighting are intertwined instincts, and Gabriel was made to be a soldier.

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    48
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    5
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    Gabriel Falls.

    Heaven needs to pin the blame on someone, after all, and he is a convenient scapegoat. Had he succeeded in convincing the child, he would have been heralded as a hero in the war--

    But he didn't succeed.

    And now, he is Fallen.

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    7/?
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    70
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    After 6000 years of pining, Crowley and Aziraphale are getting married. And while the loving couple is very happy, Heaven and Hell are not.
    Still trying to catch and punish the traitors, the head offices conjure up a plan to lure them: a wedding between leaders of the two factions. And while Beelzebub and Gabriel might not like each other, they do like the idea of bringing their rebellious underlings to justice. The only thing they have to do is convince them that they are very much in love and totally not faking an engagement.
    But when Heaven starts planning a new war and feelings come to the surface, who knows what awaits them?

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    1/?
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    4
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    24
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    3
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    After being blessed with a daughter by the Almighty, Crowley and Aziraphale saunter vaguely into the life of parenthood with a not exactly demon, not exactly angel child. As she grows, Crowley is forced to confront the memories he has been attempting to repress and the trauma he has fought so hard to hide. How is he expected to keep her safe when he couldn't even save himself?

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale is left wondering where this all fits in God's Ineffable Plan--and where in the world does his daughter sneak off to late at night? He's tried asking, but all she does is laugh like her other father and say, "I was born to join in Love--not Hate, Papa."

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    15/?
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    394
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    Gabriel, the guardian of the Eastern Gate, and Beelzebub, the fly of Eden, get off on exactly the wrong foot when they meet in the garden, kicking off a six-thousand-year competition of thwarting and counter-thwarting. Hijinks ensue.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    12
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    21
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    2
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    Gabriel don't want to be called 'Gabe'.

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    1/1
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    8
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    41
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    1
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    It has come to Aziraphale's attention that most of Heaven thinks he and Crowley are only work friends, something about that doesn't sit right with him, he doesn't understand why but he makes a deal with Gaberial to help him gain his demons affection-so long as Aziraphale help Gabriel win some nameless's affection.

    And Crowley just thinks the idea of his former boss asking his help to seduce, Gabriel is hilarious-and as long as Beelzebub is offering to help him win Aziraphale's affection-why the heavens not?"

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    4/7
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    9
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    46
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    5
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    A roleplay created by two minds, me and my buddys. We wrote/ are writing so much that we thought: Why not just throw it out there as a story? So here it just is. I'm working hard on correcting it as best I can.

    It all plays after the events of the series so SPOILER warnings there if you haven't yet finished it.

    After the armaged-whatever you wanna call it-it didn't happen heaven and hell are left with a lot of paperwork and furious inhabitants and have to try and find a solution, a fix to the situation. They agree to meet up for that and Beelzebub finds out, that Gabriel is shouldering a huge secret, and gets curious.

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    7/?
    Comments:
    6
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    48
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    11
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    two dumbass bitches run rival nightclubs and fall in love (if your here for aziraphale and crowley this aint it chief)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
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    44
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    3
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    Gabriel trabaja en la utilería de películas para adultos, en su primer día de trabajo ve a Belcebú y queda hipnotizado por su presencia. [Ineffable Bureaucracy]
    *Los tags y las advertencias pueden cambiar en el futuro.

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    Español
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    2/?
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    Armageddon didn't happen. Aziraphale and Crowley weren't destroyed. Gabriel has to make sense of it all and decide what to do from then on, for the rest of Eternity. He recalls his relationship with Aziraphale, as well as Aziraphale's relationship with Crowley and his own dealings with Beelzebub across the ages. Gabriel decides on a course of action, but he has a negotiation to do first in a vintage bookshop in Soho.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    20
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    99
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    14
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    After Aziraphale is left behind by his pompous fiancé, Crowley offers him a job at his bar. Hijinks ensue

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    2/?
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    When Mr. A. Z. Fell moves to the quiet English village of Tadfield, he expects nosy neighbors and inquiries into his eccentric, solitary life. What he doesn't anticipate is Anthony J. Crowley, the surly nuisance / next-door-neighbor, who might very well need a friend as much as he does.

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    25,057
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    9/?
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    247
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    113
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    A longer version of my 5+1 things one-shot Insufferable Bureaucracy, since a few people asked and I wanted to do this anyway. It's basically going to just be more detailed at the beginning, and then once I reach the point where the original ended I'll get further into what happens after.

    This one will still contain the scenes and elements of the 5+1 trope, but obviously the plan is to add more than just those.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    71
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    6
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    544
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    Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub are not so pleased that the Great War has been cancelled. While Gabe is having major doubts about God's Plan for the universe, Bee is organising a tournament for the (restless) armies of Hell. Dissatisfied and frustrated, they turn to each other, but will have to get past denial first. These inter-office phone calls are getting increasingly distracting.

    Something's got to break for something new to form. Little does anyone know what the Ineffable Plan has in store.

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    English
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    37,843
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    92
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    269
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2241
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    Beelzebub summons Crowley, despite their little agreement, to help them with a very particular problem involving a certain celestial being.
    The business of courtship is complicated and messy. God knows they'll need all the help they can get.

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    "Out in Berkeley Square, a nightingale started shredding the sickest riff known to man, before suddenly dying of a heart attack."

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    English
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    5,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    41
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    1932
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    Business meetings between the Lord of the Flies and a particular Archangel have turned unexpectedly steamy with the discovery that Beelzebub enjoys the pain of being touched by an angel and Gabriel is only too happy to provide it. But when chasing their mutual pleasure isn't enough to sustain a relationship, they may need some advice from a more well-adjusted couple.

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    English
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    7,563
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1094

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