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    “I could show you my bloodstone circle, if you'd like.” Cecil sounded shy. “Well, not show you. You might go mad, and I couldn't risk that. But I could come up with another way for you to...experience it, a little.”

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    "Ssh, you're safe, in my arms. On my lap. Your head with its beautiful, perfect hair tucked under my chin. I'm going to keep you warm under this blanket on my couch, wrapped in the velvet of my Voice."

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    1/1
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    28
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    “A desert.”
    “A desert?!”
    “Don’t even think about touching my stuff. Just grab my duffel and get out”
    “Whatever jerk. Can you at least tell me where is this desert so I have a decent response when Cas asks me where are we going?"
    There was a silence in the line as if Dean wasn’t sure if he should say this on the phone or not. Finally, Sam heard a small intake of breath before his brother spoke.
    “Night Vale.”

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    27/?
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    65
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    335
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    52
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    5271
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    Diego thinks Night Vale's most popular radio host would be a perfect addition to his collection of personal playthings.
    He also knows that if someone as powerful as Cecil is utterly wrapped around his finger, his take-over of Night Vale will be a breeze.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    7
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    22
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    3
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    699
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    Hmm, he thought, coming to the city with Cecil was a great idea. He sipped from the glass, hmm-ing again as the drink burned down his throat and settled in his stomach, a bit more bitter than he had anticipated.

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    Carlos gets invited to a Science convention outside of Night Vale. Cecil decides to join him. After several drinks, they find themselves waking up locked in unfamilliar cells with the other nowhere to be seen.

    or

    Everything's fun and games during a night out on the town with your husband, until you wake up in a cell.

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    6/?
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    36
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1694
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    Before it all, before Night Vale, before America, before the desert, the forests, the oceans, the Earth, even before the universe, there was Nothing.

    •••

    aka Cecil is an ancient Existence who takes an interest in a flaming chunk of rock,

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    1/1
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    2
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    68
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    10
    Hits:
    397
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    Carlos is ready, there are no legal reasons why him and Cecil can't sleep together. Now, if only Cecil let's him go that far and- What is that?

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    Cecil's secret is reveled and Carlos finally scores. Win win.

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    1/1
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    25
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    195
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    19
    Hits:
    3874
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    AU where Cecil is the newcomer in town, instead of Carlos. Heads turn as the newest stranger in town doesn't seem quite human, but nobody suspects much more than some strange mutation until things start to get, well... weird. It hardly seems like a coincidence when, only a short while after the arrival of the stranger, life gets a lot less normal.

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    English
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    202,513
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    485
    Kudos:
    493
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    12437
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    Life in Night Vale is as strange as it always has been. Carlos working with his co-workers in his lab and Cecil doing his daily broadcasting at the radio station. Everything is as it should be when Cecil get home one day from work, a letter addressed to him in the letter box just inside the door.

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    English
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    11,438
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2558
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    Dragonvale is a small town in the desert of Arizona. It's been around for a long time and still holds claim to some of the most otherworldly phenomena Carlos the Scientist has ever laid eyes on.
    But when Carlos is abruptly stuck with a testy patient and a vengeful coworker, the scientist quickly learns that there are some things that are just not meant to messed with. Not only that, but he soon grows continuously more haunted by someone else's past. He knows that if things continue the way they are he will slowly but surely lose his mind, if he doesn't lose himself entirely in the process.

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    18,252
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    20
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    825
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    Carlos is a sleeper agent working for a company that traps and kills monsters; but when he falls for a local reporter who also happens to be a nymph whats a monster to do.

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    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
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    When Cecil and Carlos are attacked by monsters, Carlos prepares to defend his boyfriend. But it turns out Cecil has a few surprises up his sleeve.

    Or Cecil kicks interdimensional ass and Carlos is caught totally off guard. Smut ensues.

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    English
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    6,715
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    25
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    405
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    6375
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    It wasn't that Carlos didn't want to start a family with Cecil. No, it wasn't like that at all.

    But, stumbling to the front door at 4:34 AM - the first rays of sun were already kissing the horizon of their beautiful little desert community, and he, for once, found himself too tired to care that the sunrise shouldn't have been for another two hours at least - and swinging it open to reveal a grinning nine-year-old with Cecil's violet eyes and his sun-kissed caramel skin, he could admit that, one week removed from their wedding, he wasn't prepared for it to happen... well, now.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    920
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    Cecil is a government-engineered corpse-cleanup monster. Carlos is his newly assigned "handler."

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    Words:
    70,395
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    393
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    10391
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    "In the Beginning, there was the Desert.

    Well, no. Sort of, but not really. In the beginning there was the Voice. It was smooth, low. It tried for entrancing but really, it cracked a lot like a teenager's and squeaked embarrassingly."

    __

    or, Cecil is the Voice of Night Vale, and the Voice is Old and Terrible and Lonely. Carlos is a Scientist, which is to say that he Finds knowledge and lost secrets. Together, they are something extraordinary.

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    English
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    16,539
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1642
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    The Voice has been with him since before he can remember. It - he - protects Carlos from his worst fears, until the day that Carlos doesn't need him anymore.

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    4,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1117
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    Cecil palmer was kept up in the bell tower of Voice of Night Vale for as long as he could remember, watching the people down below and reporting their lives on a radio show he thinks only he can hear. He lives content like this, under the rule of his master Judge Kevin, a man determined to wipe out the people who do not conform to his views of normal and find the hideout of the old people of Night Vale, called the Dog Park. Cecil lives content of his life, till one day he meets the beautiful perfect Carlos.

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    English
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    1,378
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    255
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    Carlos has a little surprise for Cecil.

    Inspired by Andrew McMahon's "Cecilia and the Satellite"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    697
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    My eldritch Cecil drabbles.

    I don't think I have to say anything else, do I?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    907
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1077
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    As are the swirls in the sky above, so too once were they. Endless and breathtaking, inseparable and indescribable. Of course, with the swirls comes the void, and this they were also. Dark and frightening and beautiful in the way the most tragic things are.

    They are nothing if not a beautiful tragedy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    387

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