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    It’s pitch dark outside when he crawls out of the hole. It closes silently behind him, leaving no trace of its existence. Covered in dirt, he slowly gets up, flexes his hands and rolls his shoulders. With his right hand, he touches his left, wondering at the softness of his skin and carefully lets his fingers explore this strange body. His vision is blurry as always and he finds no small amount of relief in the familiarity, glad that at least some things appear to be as they always were for him.

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    He meets Geralt after about 20 years of living amongst humans. Everything about the man screams power and Jaskier can’t help but be drawn towards him like a moth to the flame. It’s a delight to be around someone who, in interactions with humans, is even worse than Jaskier was on his first day amongst them.

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    The boy stank of fear.

    Geralt’s eyebrows twitched together further, as the boy tried a pickup line that was obviously rote, with a smile so false it looked genuine. He was attractive, but Geralt didn’t want to bed him.

    “Not interested,” Geralt grunted.

    “Please,” the boy hissed, and the fear increased, somehow. “If it’s not you it’s Skrim and he never pays enough.”

    That wasn’t the reason the boy was terrified of this Skrim fellow. Geralt looked at him, really looked at him. His charming mask was somehow still effortless, but there was a wildness in his eyes, terror and desperation. He’d rather come to a Witcher than a human.

    Interesting.
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    In which Geralt acts nobly, but not sensibly, Jaskier comes into his own, and the Fae are angry.

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    Jaskier was on familiar terms with danger. They have danced a few rounds together it's almost become routine.
    "We will get out of here" He whispered to his Witcher companion.
    He was also used to wearing his foppish bravado-like armor in equal measures, but it's become evident that it will not save them this time. Sighing, Jaskier looked at the unconscious man,
    "Shit."

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    Jaskier est habitué à mourir. Pas vraiment mourir, bien sûr, mais à faire semblant, certainement. Partir n'était pas compliqué, ni physiquement ni sentimentalement. Il savait ne pas s'attacher inutilement aux choses et aux gens.

    Mais maintenant qu'il voyage avec Geralt, est-ce tout à fait pareil ?

    OU encore une excuse pour faire comprendre à ces deux idiots qu'ils s'aiment.

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    He yelped, turning around only to be tackled to the ground by a short, red-haired, scruffy child. 

    He easily caught the punch the child tried to throw at him, only to yelp as the boy bit his arm for it. 

    “Oy! Let go, lay off!” Jaskier cried, tempted to use his magic to get this kid off of him, except, well, it was a child. 

    “Hey! Lambert, stop! He’s not one of them!”

    AKA: Time travel/kid fic, Jaskier ends up in Kaer Morhen with a bunch of child versions of the Witchers he knows and loves.

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    Julian Alfred Pankratz was born a happy, healthy baby, one misty November morning in the small duchy of Lettenhove. Strangely, the boy hadn’t cried once; he’d seemingly been born content, blinking blearily at the outside world like an old man who’d lost his spectacles and wasn’t quite sure whether he'd seen his grandchildren or an oddly-shaped boulder. By the time Julian turned two, his earlier silence had been all but forgotten.

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    There was something seriously wrong with that bard, and finding out what sends the pair spiraling down a path of confusion, misplaced fear, and newfound trust between the two.

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    Killing the drowner was ordinary. Going to the nearest town? Ordinary. Talking with the alderman? Ordinary.
    Not so ordinary was being paid in too few orens... and one heavily abused omega.

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    The one in which Cintra wasn’t decimated by Nilfgaard, Jaskier is young Ciri’s new tutor, and Eskel has been hired by Calanthe to stand guard over her granddaughter. And Jaskier and Eskel can’t talk face to face because of the Queen’s rules.

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    Don’t leave the education nook without permission and a guard.
    Cirilla never leaves the education nook without permission and a guard.
    If I wish to take her outside, I need to obtain written permission at least five days in advance.
    I can only speak to guards bearing a certain symbol symbol.
    Don’t engage with any others who might be guarding the rooms unless necessary.

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    Do not enter the Princess’s rooms unless her life is in danger.
    Do not interact in any way with any castle staff, outside of your appointed guard, unless they initiate.
    Never draw your swords unless absolutely necessary.
    You are never to be seen by court nobles, the Princess, or the Queen unless specifically requested.

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    Geralt had said many an unfair thing to his bard, his friend. But the callous words he shouted atop that cursed mountain might very well be the worst yet. He regretted them as soon as they tore from his throat, but he was too angry, too humiliated to apologise. And then Jaskier had walked away, stinking of pain and sadness. That might’ve been the worst part of all. At least when Yennefer had said Geralt had already lost her, she’d only smelled of anger and disappointment. But the acrid stench of Jaskier’s heartbreak was somehow harder to stomach. Geralt didn’t know why. All he knew was that he hated it, and that he missed the smell of wildflowers and sunshine that usually surrounded his friend.

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    The mountain and what comes after for Jaskier

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    At some point before the age of 25, you switch with your future self for a day so you can meet your soulmate. This is known as The Swap.

    Jaskier has always dreamed about meeting his soulmate, except when it finally happens, it's not at all what he expected.

    Geralt waited for a Swap that never came. He's lived his life thinking he doesn't have a soulmate. Little does he know the second round of witcher trials messed up the timing. Surely this is all a fever dream, right?

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    “You… said centaurs were myths,” Cirilla said after an indeterminable amount of time, squinting at Jaskier with her arms crossed over her chest.

    “No,” Jaskier said, and Geralt couldn’t see his face from this angle but he could hear the smirk, “I said they were mythical creatures. If I recall correctly you were the one who told me you didn’t believe in their existence.” He paused briefly, rasping a hand over the stubble on his chin. “And I didn’t even exaggerate any of my songs!”


    Years ago, before Geralt broke his heart in a bid to keep him safe, Jaskier taught Ciri about the myths and legends of the continent. Today, Ciri isn’t the only one in for a revelation.

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    Jaskier is a genie that has been “freed” from his “bottle” which is bits and pieces of his lute. He isn’t truly free but enough to not actually care about being a genie. He's been traveling the world doing whatever. Upon meeting Geralt, he pretends to be a normal bard as he does with everyone but every now and then when Geralt wants something it just seems to be easier to get it. Sometimes when it’s a close call with a monster, any healing supplies are always nearby, sometimes they always have the right amount of coin, sometimes Jaskier just knows exactly what is needed for any given situation

    Sometimes Jaskier and Geralt split paths and Geralt notices how his luck seems to better when his little strange bard is around.

    I swear it gets so much better the further in you get

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    Jaskier has spent many years watching over Witchers. When Destiny puts another on his path, well, who is he to deny her?
    Then, nigh on two decades later, he takes his leave. For, if anyone knew how dangerous a fire inside your soul could be, it was Julian Alfred Pankrats.
    Just as he is set to leave, however, an old friend calls to him and he is sucked right back into the thick of it.

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    All my art from the Witcher Summer Camp 2022 event over at Twitter. I was able to do all the days! Enjoy!💖
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    P.S. The event was held in July so again an overdue post! Lmao XD

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    “Are you sure he has to be in water?”

    Eskel’s question is almost drowned out beneath the piercing shrieks of the seal pup currently vocalizing like he’s being dealt a slow and torturous death instead of dipped gingerly into the coolest of the hot springs. Aiden and Lambert are maintaining their positions nearby, but Geralt can see the same tension in their muscles that he feels in his own, the urge to flee from the painful pitch of the baby’s screams. All four witchers wince when Jaskier tilts his tiny snout back and manages to hit an even higher note, a warbling cry of desperation.

    (scenes/ideas from the premise of my fic "lessons in selkiesitting" that won't necessarily fit in the plot of that story)

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    After that, slowly but surely, Geralt was let into that side of Jaskier’s life too. When he learned about Jaskier’s need to carry, he had disappeared for a month, returning with a small package wrapped in cloth.
    Inside were eggs. Rubbery and soft, just big enough to fit in his hand.
    “Thought it might help.” Geralt had mumbled, turning away with an embarrassed flush on his cheeks when Jaskier gaped at them. Jaskier never asked how he got them, but he suspects they both owe Yennefer a favor.
    Jaskier tries to show how grateful he is, the little trinkets from his hoard finding their way into Geralt’s palm, pockets, and saddle bags. More than once he noticed Geralt finding one and smiling, and it warms Jaskier’s heart to see his gifts are well received.
    His heats got easier to stand with the help of the eggs. Not perfect, for it to be perfect he would have to have a partner to insert the eggs in him, a show of trust, and that he didn’t have.
    Not to begin with at least.

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    He tells himself that Jaskier is the type of man that isn’t afraid of people, isn’t afraid of touch, and loves everyone he meets. He is loud with his voice and opinions. He struggles making it true.

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    It's never been easy for Jaskier to love, but he plays the part he is meant to play until he reunites with Geralt and finds himself wanting more for himself.

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    Jaskier is a male siren who grew up on the shorelines of Skellige but was later captured/discovered at a young age. Unfortunately with his capture, male sirens were now known and he wasn’t allowed to go home, instead he was placed in the hands of Crach an Craite and in the end, the man treated Jaskier well. Even if it meant he was placed into an arranged marriage with Crach's daughter Cerys. Even though both parties expressed their displeasure there was no convincing the elder man otherwise.

    Jaskier has accepted his fate, he wasn’t destined for a happy ending but it all changed when he met Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher who is very tired and seemed to be fed up with everyone. It should have been clear that he didn’t want anyone to talk to him but Jaskier’s curiosity was always his weakness. An unexpected friendship grew between the both of them which quickly turned into something else and even though forbidden, they couldn’t seem to stay away from one another. And now, Jaskier had to figure out what the heck he was going to do now when the wedding was days away. Was he to leave Skellige with Geralt and be happy or will he stay out of obligation to marry Cerys?

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