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    After Geralt’s death, Jaskier returns to the fae realm, unable to live in the human world without the witcher he loved. When he’s attacked and nearly killed eight centuries later, Jaskier flees back to the human world, where he finds himself face-to-face with Geralt. This Geralt is a redheaded, freckled human with no memory of his life as a witcher or of Jaskier. But as Jaskier gets to know his oldest friend all over again— and starts to fall in love with him all over again— a mysterious enemy threatens both their lives.

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    After unexpectedly becoming a father to a demi-god, Jaskier returns to Lettenhove for much needed parental support. There he finds half-a-dozen of his niblings, all with far too much curiosity for their own good. Meanwhile, on the run from Nilfgaard, Geralt, Yennefer and Cirilla also make their way to Lettenhove, to find sanctuary amongst Jaskier's family.

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    “What’s this about?” Ciri asks to the room full of Jaskier's niblings.
    “This is our hiding place,” Blodwyn said, “From Madame Gostler.”
    “We’ve noticed how Uncle Julian’s in love with your Mama and Papa,” Claudine said, straightening out her skirts.
    “Yes, I’d noticed."
    “What are we going to do about it?” Blodwyn says, hands on her hips.

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    Ciri is forcibly (affectionately) adopted by the Pankratz children, then pulled into a matchmaking scheme.
    Meanwhile Jaskier has also noticed everything is not all roses with Geralt and Yennefer's relationship and determines to Do Something about it...

    (Needless to say Roach has the Braincell but she's on holiday. Look at the apples in Lettenhove, Geralt, go to someone else about your love life).

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    the full moon during Jaskier’s first winter at the Keep is... interesting
    and not necessarily in a bad way

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    Jask yeets himself off a cliff in front of Geralt when his lute breaks on the way down the mountain, don't worry our favorite bard is fine, he flew away back to his home in Lettenhove but the point was to convince the witcher he was dead, a minor (major) guilt trip that happens because Jaskier is done. He is ready to go back to just being a simple mountain fairy who occasionally pranks the nearby town.

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    It's hot out and Jaskier is being a lazy little shit, making Geralt carry him everywhere. So when Geralt sees a river, he can't resist the chance for revenge.

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    If you ever met that bard you were going to kill him right where he stood. You know the bard I’m talking about. Loud, flamboyant, promiscuous… well now that it’s been said out loud, that could very well be any bard... including yourself. 

    No matter, you’re going to kill him. 

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    You're a bard hiding out in Ard Carraigh after the fall of Cintra when you run into an old friend and get to meet his traveling partner for the first time. What adventures will this duo bring to your life?

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    Jaskier is a red dragon, and he knows it, he just doesn't know exactly what it means. When he reaches a point where nothing seems to satisfy him, he learns what it means: learns that he has an egg to lay, and if he can't find something to do with it, he's going to be in for a rough time. Thankfully, he has three Witchers who are always more than happy to help him.

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    Jaskier and Geralt make a bet and both get more than they expected. Featuring Creature Jaskier, who doesn't know what's happening, and pining Geralt who thinks he does. Cue confessions and smut.

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    “Claws, horns, fangs,” Geralt butts in, stealing his thunder. “Rest of him stays the same, but you’ll feel him feeding off your energy. His body shuts down for anything but sex while he’s like this. The food and water is for us, since we’re the ones keeping him fed. His eyes are darkening. Last chance to back out,” Geralt tells him, but Eskel waves him off.

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    This is a collection of one-shots related to the fic Topaz and Cornflower, based on reader suggestions. They probably won't make sense unless you read Topaz and Cornflower first, but I hope you enjoy!

    If you want to read Topaz and Cornflower first, you can do so here:

    Topaz and Cornflower (43110 words)

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    Prophecy claims to have a lot in store for Fae Prince Julian. As the younger prince, he's not destined to rule, but is meant to lead his mother's troops to victory. He wants no part of it, and finds himself enamored with the human realm instead of his own. He doesn't mean to fall in love with one of them, especially one who doesn't love him back, but it turns out no one can escape their destiny...or love.

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    It was in the silence his ghosts were always their loudest, their most dangerous; in stillness their most unavoidable.

    So Jaskier the bard sang his songs and filled the spaces. He hummed shanties long into the night, his fingers chasing up and down the strings of his lute like he had once chased his brothers and sisters up and down the rigging of their ships.

    Now he'd finally found a mentor who could teach him the final lessons he needed to become a full Witcher. So what if he seems strangely overprotective? They are the last of their schools, and Geralt allows Jaskier to walk his Path alongside him. Wolf and Crane, alone together.

    Too bad Geralt didn't realize what this strange human-seeming bard was actually asking of him.

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    It takes Geralt an embarrassingly long time to suspect his bard might not be entirely human. He doesn’t have the strongest case either, more of a gut feeling.
    So Jaskier is attractive, charming, smells good and doesn’t like to talk about his past. Not really something Geralt can confront him about.

    A tale of two idiots, Jaskier's hidden double life, Geralt's inability to admit his own feelings and the whole mess that unfurls with it.

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    Persephone (Or Jaskier, or Dandelion, whichever you prefer, really) swore to Geralt that he would stay out of the Witcher's life. But with Nilfgaard on Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer's heels, he's afraid he's going to have to ignore that.

    Their lives are more important, after all.

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    Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.

    Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.

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    As a star, Jaskier’s expected to sit in the night sky, shine brightly and answer wishes. He’s not supposed to fall in love with the world he’s watching, and he’s most definitely not supposed to fall in love with a specific witcher in it. When Jaskier accidentally trips his way into the human world, however, he finds himself alongside Geralt of Rivia-- the very witcher he’d spent most of his existence loving and watching from afar.

    In his new human form, Jaskier takes part in all the worldly things he’s never known-- at the same time, he’s faced with a decision. Stars aren’t meant to be on earth-- and the more Jaskier uses his limited star-given magic, the more likely he is to lose his status as a star, altogether. Worse still? He’s not entirely sure how much Geralt will care for him if he’s nothing more than a simple human.

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    There. Right there. The way the stretch marks swirl and dance over his soft, supple skin. It would be very fair to call Jaskier obsessed, he thinks. His fingers delicately trace the paths they painted on the canvas that is Geralt's soft skin, eyes glinting in the low candlelight as he sees the goosebumps rise on Geralt's flesh.

    "Sensitive. I never would've guessed."

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    Jaskier’s posturing was interrupted as the commander shifted, bringing his blade across Jaskier’s neck, its sharp edge opening it with ease. He gagged and let out a high-pitched whine, his face paling as blood began to flow down his neck and onto his doublet, staining the pale blue silk a dark crimson.

    Geralt felt time slow. For that moment he was lost, as he watched the life drain from Jaskier. He could hear the cries for Geralt he let out, each quieter than the last, taste his blood in the air. He sat, frozen by shock and restrained by his bonds, as his bard was unceremoniously dropped to the ground, a final gasp of air escaping his blood-soaked mouth. He felt something blossom in his chest, radiating from below his heart as if he had been struck.

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