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    Ten years ago, before King Alastair took power, it was a common practice in the kingdom and church of Prime to sacrifice a young life twice a year. The gods, with no way to communicate directly, were heartbroken at the loss of young life. One such sacrifice, however, the gods in the garden above took a liking to. He stayed with them, instead of moving onto the afterlife. He stayed, but he wanted to go home to his friends. The gods, with their infinite power and grace, found a way to let him.

    This is that story

    Warnings: Temporary character death, angst, possible implied non-con, etc.

    TLDR; Foolish was a sacrifice to the gods, but now he's back. Ten years later, he just wants to find his best friend again.

    (title from the song Pompeii by Bastille)

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    Eret knew he was bleeding.

    Well, of course he knew, it was spilling out of his hands and onto the soft white snow.

    (First chapter loosely based off of It Was Meant To Be by godhatesrobin, go read it PLEASE)

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    Ranboo is a sixteen-year-old kid who finds themselves in jail cells a lot. This time around, they meet a friend, who just so happens to be a famous piglin war criminal. Them being them, they manage to work their way into Techno's heart and escapes with him. Now, they have to adjust to their new life as a war criminal, while dealing with past trauma.

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    Grand Duke of the Ulik Empire, Foolish Älskade, sits on the border of his territory day in, day out for three whole years. He worries of a war, not allowing his army to move from their posts until he is sure the threat is gone.

    Turns out, the threat he should be worrying about isn't the one along the grassy border, but instead in his own home. In the form of a wife he barely knows.

    Or, Eret and Foolish are in an Arranged, Loveless Marriage. A death and a tad of irreversible time travel (due to unknown means) later, and the two of them aren't so sure if the marriage is as loveless as it once seemed.

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    Suggest a fic idea and I might write it. (Must be sfw and tickling/tickle fight related.)

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    I’m scared of what inside my head
    What’s inside my soul
    I feel like I’m running but getting nowhere
    Fear is suffocating me
    I can’t breath
    I feel like I’m drowning
    I’m sinking deeper
    White light fades to red
    As I enter the city of the dead

    Things were supposed to be good. Quackity was king. The kingdom was healing from the pain the last eleven years caused. But something is wrong, someone or something is planting bombs across the kingdom and friends are disappearing fast.
    And hey! What’s with this red shit growing everywhere?
    .....

    THIS IS BOOK TWO IN MY ANTARCTIC EMPIRE AU GO READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE THIS ONE :)

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    “The problem with you,” Foolish says finally, “is that the way anyone wants to treat you as a person is secondary to the way they have to treat your powers.”


    Punz raises their arms, trying to make out the tattoos that cover his skin in the dark. Those beautiful tattoos: the very way he harnesses the power of the world at his fingertips, visible reminders of the abilities he carries that so few do. 


    “How would you treat me if you could pretend I didn’t have them?” Punz looks over at Foolish.


    “We’d probably be friends,” Foolish admits.
    "But there is no pretending. I wish we could, Punz. I really do.”

     

    Punz is a young demon summoner who spent years growing up in hell under the tutelage of the devil who adopted them. Now that he's back in the human world he's...not adjusting well. The divine powers send him an angel. Foolish claims he's there to help. Punz doesn't believe him.

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    Dream just laughed, with no face to see it made it more menacing.

    "What are you doing here? How did you even get in here?" He countered.

    "Oh, well I thought well I kinda need a safe place to sleep, and what better than a heavily armored fortress. So, I came here. It's my base now. It's not like anyone will mess with it." Dream said excitedly.

    "You know the key cards reset at midnight and you can't get the new key card without the old one." Sam said.

    - Also known as the fic where I decide I'm going to go so far off from canon after a certain point and give Sam redemption (and more trauma) but in a way that actual makes sense because no one forgives immediately and no one has to ever forgive. -

    (This is based on c! Not cc! The title is from the song one is the loneliest number.)

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    The worlds of heroes, villains and vigilantes are chaotic, rarely meeting less than explosively. But sometimes you find people who bridge the gap between them, people bound to both sides by secrecy and lies, people who know truths about both and who have to decide what to do with the knowledge.
    Tubbo and Ranboo think they're justified in their decisions.
    Sam had no other choice.
    Puffy went from beloved vigilante to the founder of L'manberg's most fearsome villain group.
    Niki is just trying to balance found families and... Other family.
    Dream doesn't remember much before what he believes was his eighth birthday.
    Michael doesn't know where his Bee ‘n Boo went.
    And Tommy seems to be right in the middle of it, all while he's trying to figure out his own memories and nightmares.

    All he wants is to heal people, but apparently that's a polarising idea. And apparently he doesn't understand his own powers or his job or his family or his friends or anything as well as he thought.
    There are thorns in the roses and now they’re digging deep enough to draw blood; he can’t ignore the cascade once it’s pointed out to him.

    Who knew three stolen children could cause so much trouble.

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    Life... and Death.
    War... and Peace.
    Creation... and Destruction.

    One always exists, but not without the other.
    They go hand in hand, falling in step beside one another.

    Without Life there is no Death, without Death, there is no Life. Without War, there can be no Peace, without Peace there is no War. Without Creation, Destruction cannot be, and without Destruction, Creation cannot be.

    God!AU — Tommy & Tubbo and like twenty others!
    CW: Cursing, possession, (others to be added if necessary)

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    Title from Goodbye, My Danish Sweatheart by Mitski

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    Tommy decides to pass the time by scrolling through his phone. He looks up when he hears the door open, the normal greeting that he's been taught dying on his tongue when he sees who it is. 

     

    There stands Selkie, one of the top 5 supervillains. She's bleeding from her front, hand caked in dry and sticky blood from where it holds a wound of some sort.

     

    Tommy gapes as she stumbles inside the coffee shop, his coffee shop.

     

    "You're a healer right?" She asks weakly, before promptly passing out. 

     

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    Or; Tommy is just trying to get by, but by saving a villains life 1 measly time, he somehow gets sucked into the world of Heroes, Villains, and Vigilantes.
    How fun

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    Discord Link;
    Two Trailer Park Girls - Discord Server

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    “So.” Phil set a kettle on the stove. “Anything you’d like to say to our guest, Tommy?”
    Foolish shrugged when he turned to him with clueless eyes—he was just doing his job.
    “Uh… sorry? Thank you? Please?” Tommy rattled off. “I’m not really sure which one you’re looking for here, Phil.”
    “I was thinking the thank you would be most appropriate.”
    “Oh, he thanked me already,” Foolish assured him.
    “Did he really?” Phil mused. “Well, Guardian-”
    “Call me Foolish,” he said quickly. “My alias feels too formal.”
    Tommy spun his mug around on the counter absently. “It’s a shit alias.”
    “Tommy!” Phil scolded.
    “No, he’s right, it’s pretty shit,” Foolish laughed. “I didn’t get to choose it.”
    “I could choose a better one for you,” Tommy said.
    “Yeah?” he asked. “What are you gonna do, write to the hero association and formally request for me to be rebranded?”
    He grinned deviously, like he had plans Foolish couldn’t imagine. “Something like that.”

    Or: a superhero AU in which Foolish gets shoved into the main character spotlight by Tommy.

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    The ambush of the red banquet didn't go very well and the veins spread around the entire server. Foolish and Eret also go missing. The Egg takes even more people under its control. To stop it people of the SMP need to work together even though that means working with their worst enemies.

    or

    Dream SMP with an apocalypse twist.

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    •◦━━|༻இ༺|━━•◦

    Warm sunbeams danced across his skin, golden rays blanketing him in warmth. A gentle breeze blew past him, grass billowing and tickling his legs. Birds sang high above him, perched in the trees as a melody played out. It was the most relaxed Protesilaus has ever felt.

    These days were a treasure. No bloodshed, no wars, no responsibilities. Don’t get him wrong he loves throwing himself into battle, the feeling of victory brings immense amounts of satisfaction to him. But these peaceful days are just as nice.

    A hand brushed through his hair, gentle tugs as a few strands of his hair were braided. The action was sending him closer to sleep’s embrace, he had already been dozing beforehand.

    “When does one truly die?”

    •◦━━|༻இ༺|━━•◦

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    Eret is destined to die, and Foolish is destined to kill. The two meet, and escape their fates together. They quickly become the closest of friends.

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    "On the screen, the image of two brains merged together into one. Links lit up between the brain and L’Manberg Revolution’s control and motor system.

    Tommy and Wilbur and L’Manberg were one being.

    “Left hemisphere, ready.” Tommy said.

    The two fought over the order for the longest time, before finally reaching an agreement. Tommy got to go first. Wilbur went last, but gave the all-clear.

    “Right hemisphere, ready and linked.” Wilbur said. “L’Manberg Revolution ready to deploy.”

    In perfect sync, Tommy-Wilbur-L’Manberg raised their arm. Confirmation that the link between Jaeger and pilots was fully functioning. Tommy never had any doubts; the Drift was always at its best with their team. A sense of agreement resonated from Wilbur."

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    Foolish G, a famous spy for the American Secret Service. Alastair Brine, a spy for MI6 and constantly works with Foolish. One day after a mission went wrong, Foolish quits his job as a spy for good. Until four years later, Foolish decided to spy again.

    Or: Spies Are Forever but make it Eternal duo

     

    (Title from One Step Ahead from Spies are Forever)

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    For years, Tommy fought and made his way up the ranks, and now Foresight is the top second villain to the public and the Hero Committee.

    Then he makes a mistake. In a world of connections and betrayal, Tommy followed the last semblance of morals he had as a villain. And now both the Syndicate and Hero Committee are out for him.

    There's only one person stronger than both the Syndicate and Hero Committee, more feared and respected than either. Neither hero nor villain, Jester of Las Nevadas is his only option. If only Tommy knew the price of the man that negotiates in deals…

    The price of similarity was still better than certain death.

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    When Tommy is sent off on probation for a crime he didn't commit, he isn't expecting much. A year away, in an entirely new city, to go stay with some random guy he's never met? It all sounds awful, if he's being honest.

    But when a chance encounter has him uncovering powers he never even knew he could have, he finds himself unceremoniously thrown headfirst into a game he hadn't even known he was playing– and inexplicably stumbles upon a dangerous conspiracy that goes far, far deeper than anything he or his newfound friends could've imagined.

    Other worlds, cognitive distortion, literally stealing people's hearts; the cards he's been dealt aren't exactly easy to play.

    But the price for losing is unimaginable ruin.

    And he's already running out of time.

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    Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.

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    Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
    Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
    The Crown Prince nodded.

     

    or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.

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