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    Luke is just trying to return to base when he picks up a disturbance on his scanners. The next thing he knows, his X-Wing is parked next to an old Clone Wars shuttle, and he has to work with its three Jedi inhabitants (including his not-evil Father) to try and find a away off Mortis without destroying the balance of the universe. You know, like a normal Tuesday.

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    Ahsoka Tano regroups with the survivors of Order 66 just in time for Padmé to give birth. Before she passes, Ahsoka promises the woman that she will take care of Luke and Leia. And so a very determined Togruta sets out on a quest of her own making. Unfortunately, Darth Maul decides to join her and things continue to go downhill from there.

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    The senate, desperate to convince Mandalore to join the New Republic, offer an ultimatum to the Mand'alor. The New Republic will give Mandalore all the resources they need to rebuild, and in return all he has to do is marry someone selected by the senate, who would then spend the rest of their life doing everything in their power to get him to join.

    It's very lucky for the Mand'alor that Senator Organa and her brother are no strangers to rebellion, and were never ones to sit quietly by.

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    Dirisa Nirnn is a Mandalorian bounty hunter with a singular goal. Find the traitors who killed her clan, and get retribution. Her reputation precedes her, but very few know how she prefers to dispose of her prey.

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    It was meant to be a short separation: Qui-Gon would get closer to Mandalorian space, get their informant, and come back. Easy. Less than ten days apart. That was, of course, before the dustbowl of a planet Obi-Wan was staying on signed itself over to the Mandalorian Empire.
    Now, caught up in the Mandalorian takeover with no weapons, no credits, and no contacts, Obi-Wan has to figure out a way back to Republic space and the Jedi.
    If he doesn't get caught first.

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    Grogu, absolutely convinced that Luke is dying, manages to drag Din halfway across the galaxy in a desperate attempt to save his teacher’s life.

    (The Jedi is not dying. The Jedi is in heat.)

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    He watched, rapt in admiration, as a couple of troopers took orders from a third, only a few feet from Obi-Wan. Their armor was identical and there was no way to distinguish rank or person but the faint presence of, CodyCodyCody could choke Obi-Wan where he stood.
    Safety and quiet words and gentle admonishments, bursts of orange against a sea of white, a voice that always sounded just a touch too on-edge, and a hesitant smile that—once begun—was infectious.
    He was alive.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi has spent the last five years in isolation on Tatooine, only to unexpectedly run into his old Commander.

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    Obi-Wan was going into heat, which was the least of his problems. The biggest one? The fact that he just been saved from his attackers by a man he'd thought long dead: Xanatos DuCrion.

    (Anyway if you know me in real life or on tumblr no you do not)

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    “Did you ever meet Master Plo Koon?”

    His full name jarred her tongue – he’d only ever been ‘Master Plo’ to her, sung with childlike affection and endearment. She wasn’t sure what convinced her to ask. Possibly the glass of Corellian brandy that swung loosely from her hand. Perhaps it was the way she could sense her thoughts spiralling towards the box in the back of her mind labelled ‘do not open’. Full of thoughts of brothers and fathers and best friends and the way everything fell so terribly apart.

    “I never had the pleasure. But I heard stories of him and his men – the Wolfpack?”
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    [or, a study in how you look at the face of your childhood when you've left everything behind]

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    Lasher was sick and Maul was worried.

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    Recreating a knock-off Jedi Order certainly hadn’t ever been the plan. Laenan would go as far as to say the plan had been the exact opposite of that.

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    “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi,” Anakin slurs, looking off to the side of his comm, “you’re my— you’re my only ho—”

    Then he leans over and vomits, and the message ends.

    “Charming,” Obi-Wan remarks, already regretting his decision to look at the recordings.

     

    Obi-Wan likes waking up early. Obi-Wan does not like waking up to 20 holo voicemails from an increasingly drunk Anakin. Today is... a mixed bag.

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    “No,” Vader says, “I am your father.”

    Every bit of the pain, the terror, and the rage that have been flooding Luke’s senses is completely drowned out by utter confusion. What, he thinks, the fuck.

    Then, a sinking feeling completely overtakes him. The Force is telling him the truth of Vader’s words— he can feel them resonating, falling along invisible threads and weaving their way through his being— but there’s something not quite right about them. Vader is his father, at least technically, but there’s something he’s missing, something that he—

    Oh shit, Luke thinks, Vader is my dad’s ex-husband.

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    Перевод Paternal Relations (Отцовские отношения) от willowcrowned

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    — Нет, — возразил Дарт Вэйдер. — Я твой отец.

    Вся боль, ужас и ярость, которые наполняли чувства Люка, без остатка моментально сменились на полное недоумевающее непонимание. Что за, — успел он подумать, — хер.

    Но следом оглушающий смысл того, что сказал Дарт Вэйдер, наконец дошёл до его сознания полностью. Сила подсказывала, что ситх говорит правду — он сам чувствовал, как резонируют его слова, попадая в ритм с невидимыми струнами, пронизывающими его существо — но в них было что-то не совсем так, как должно бы было быть. Вэйдер — его отец, по крайней мере, технически это так и есть, но Люк чувствовал, что чего-то не хватает, что-то, чего он...

    Вот дерьмо, — подумал Люк, — Вэйдер — бывший муж моего отца.

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    “The Force spoke to me,” he says.

    “You misheard.”

    “I misheard,” Obi-Wan says scathingly, “the Force.”

    Anakin pauses, then blinks. “Uh,” he says, “yes.”

     

    Obi-Wan finds out about Anakin's marriage and proceeds to have a very taxing conversation with him. And a crisis. And possibly a second one. Look, he's had a very long week.

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    Many a false step has been made by standing still. (Luke has nothing else to do but stand still.)

    or: Luke Lars is Darth Vader's mechanic. The Death Star has blown and Vader’s missing. Luke has to fix that, fix more ships, and fix Vader. But he can't fix himself.

    sequel to "six hours" in "three two one boom."

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    “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi,” Anakin slurs, looking off to the side of his comm, “you’re my— you’re my only ho—”

    Then he leans over and vomits, and the message ends.

    “Charming,” Obi-Wan remarks, already regretting his decision to look at the recordings.

     

    Obi-Wan likes waking up early. Obi-Wan does not like waking up to 20 holo voicemails from an increasingly drunk Anakin. Today is... a mixed bag.

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    “No,” Vader says, “I am your father.”

    Every bit of the pain, the terror, and the rage that have been flooding Luke’s senses is completely drowned out by utter confusion. What, he thinks, the fuck.

    Then, a sinking feeling completely overtakes him. The Force is telling him the truth of Vader’s words— he can feel them resonating, falling along invisible threads and weaving their way through his being— but there’s something not quite right about them. Vader is his father, at least technically, but there’s something he’s missing, something that he—

    Oh shit, Luke thinks, Vader is my dad’s ex-husband.

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    “The Force spoke to me,” he says.

    “You misheard.”

    “I misheard,” Obi-Wan says scathingly, “the Force.”

    Anakin pauses, then blinks. “Uh,” he says, “yes.”

     

    Obi-Wan finds out about Anakin's marriage and proceeds to have a very taxing conversation with him. And a crisis. And possibly a second one. Look, he's had a very long week.

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    So I'm a dork and wrote a setup for 'i need to get on dromund kaas as a republic character' and uh, that's this. It's also characterization setup bc i've never written anything for this pal before lol.

    The SIS came a-knockin for Nikiat's scout droid, which unfortunately ruffles some metaphorical feathers.

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