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    Joseph was trying to ignore the cold feeling of fear spreading across his body, as he stared forward at this god before him.

    The snakes were eager at the newest addition to the cavern, slithering over him in search of the heat his body gave off. They would not hurt their creator's newest, they knew better to wait until they were told. Joseph shivered as they kept trying to climb on him, trying to push them off of him.

    He couldn't stop his body from shaking at he faced this god before him.

    "Sacrifice?" His fear was joined by a new feeling. Betrayal.

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    Dabi doesn’t wake in the night from the torment of losing his path, doesn’t trail fingers over scars and wonder how the fuck he's expected live in his mutilated body. He’s cut the cord to his past, given the middle finger to the entire world and rebuilt himself from the ground up. Hawks is aimless; crawling back to Dabi just to have a place to go. When life has no direction, downward seems just as good as the rest of them.
    --
    Hawks needs to learn to live in his new reality. Dabi knows a thing or two about starting over.

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    — just two dudes with pent up frustration againts eachother, forced inside a sauna to blow off some steam and reflect on their behavior.

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    He's suffered before, and he'll suffer again, and right now he needs to suffer through this too. He'll survive it. It's just his brain telling him he can't.

    Or, fuck-or-die, but without any secret pining or remotely romantic feelings. Sometimes it's just guilt and horror.

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    When the world is over run by a virus ironically called the 'Zombie Virus' seven souls are linked together with the fate of humanity running through their veins. With the cure resting with them and enemies on all sides, from the infected and those similar to themselves as well as a force that has remained unseen until the rise of the epidemic, it will take every ounce of faith and trust that they have in each other to survive and cure the world.

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    “Oh you know, after my husband left me to traverse the mortal realm, I had to wait a few centuries before I could pass through the dimensional gateway to chase him down.” 

    Shiro came to a stop in front of where the snake demon had perched delicately on the edge of the couch.

     

    Basically just hardcore porn between two demons running from their past.

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    Jango and Qui-Gon have some fun in the temple gardens.

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    A tragic, redemptive story of two men who shouldn't be together for so many reasons, but are drawn to each other regardless. Francis Moore, the doctor of a small town in Georgia and patriarch of a nuclear family, who hides a tragic past and heart he can never express. The other is his patient, Damian Glass: precocious, successful, cold, and an executive at a major technology firm that's using the Doctor's small town as a test site for experimental tech. Intertwined through devious machinations and basic instinct, they'll have to navigate the waters of what they can live with... and what they can't live without.

    or: a hot sociopath stalks a seemingly nice married daddy doc with a dark past. shenanigans ensue.

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    Mercedes gives Lorenz a punishment that leaves him speechless for a few minutes.

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    A retelling of Prisoners. After being sentenced by the Shadow Proclamation, the Doctor finds himself with no TARDIS, no sonic, and no help. Running into an old friend gives him a little peace but the planet is unforgiving and he may find that even with his knowledge that there is no escaping Hades

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    Obssession with someone leads to stalking. Stalking leads the obssessed to do terrible things. Even if those people don't believe they are in the wrong, their victims end up getting hurt. Their lives destroyed. And then those who were hurt will need all the help they can get. So they can heal.

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    Jackson Peters had it all. Good looks, some fair smarts, and a promising career. Everything in his life was going to plan. He was going to marry his fiancée, build a perfect house, raise his perfect family, and then live happily ever after. But then things went awry when he met Andreas Adair, a young man who was everything all at once. Cunning but charming, alluring but dangerous. Jackson had everything. Until he wanted Andreas.

    shitpost version: a scientist goes after his pretty intern. mistakes are made.

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    How the fuck had they gotten to this point? Mickey had woken up to a fucking crowbar nudging into his spine and now he was about to fuck the same kid who had just wordlessly threatened him over a damn gun he’d stole from that Kash-and-Grab motherfucker?

    (Now edited and updated.)

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    Jiang Cheng and Xichen have made an agreement and that agreement is mostly in place because Xichen wants to be taken by surprise.

    Or in other words, Xicheng decided to fuck each other again. Totally a sequel to my other one ‘Put Down Like a Bitch’ but you don’t have to read that to understand it, it’s just connected.

     

    Read the tags. Don’t like it, don’t read it.

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    This is going to be somewhere where people can request Ian and Mickey oneshots. Go ahead, don't be shy.

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    Such small animals don't survive too long in the wild alone, Rinne supposes. Not without someone to help them, not without knowing about the dangers of the world outside their herd.

    It must be scary, everything so foreign and strange — being so lost without knowing where to turn, having to walk on it's own without help from the others, to survive even a few days without being prey to other, bigger animals.

    Not that it matters, though.

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    “Lan Zhan, you have to leave,” Wei WuXian found himself saying, although this time it sounded less like an order and more like a complaint.

    “I can stay today,” Lan WangJi offered as he resumed his hair petting.

    “This won’t be well received,” Wei WuXian stated, matter-of-factly. He did not need to specify by whom, because not a single person in the cultivation world would actually receive that information well.

    “Even by Wei Ying?”

    Wei WuXian took a deep breath and rested his forehead against Lan WangJi’s shoulder. His heart shouldn’t be beating in the pace it was, it did not seem healthy.

    “Lan Zhan, you can’t just say things like that,” his breathing was open-mouthed now. “Without any sort of warning, with such a thick face.”

    “Do you want me to stop?”

    God, no.

    (During the Yiling Laozu arc, Wen Ning wakes up a day earlier, when Wei WuXian and Wen Qing were right by his side to contain him.

    Or, how Lan WangJi’s visit to the Burial Mounds should have gone down.)

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji descend from the Cloud Recesses to investigate a case of possession.

    They return to take care of a rabbit.

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    After learning the truth about the river, Lawrence can't possibly let you leave. Now you both have to make it work.

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    "I know about the scars on your arms..."

    Or, grief does strange things to people

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