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    On their journey chasing the Avatar, Prince Zuko and General Iroh of the Fire Nation find a temple buried in ice. The temple is very, very old and very, very weird. And inside lay an odd girl. One that might change the tides against the Fire Nation and help Avatar Aang win the war, so long as Zuko doesn't stop her.

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    “What the hell was that?!” Ruby shouted.
    “You tried to punch me! So I slapped you!” Weiss huffed incredulously.
    “WHO THE FUCK SLAPS IN A FIGHT?!” Ruby snapped back.
    Pyrrha and Velvet stood off to the side in disbelief as the two girls argued over how a fight should be properly done.
    “What… what just happened?” Pyrrha asked.
    “I think they like each other.” Velvet giggled. Weiss and Ruby simultaneously glared at Velvet.
    “NO WE DON’T!!”

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    26/?
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    “...You cried out, and she dug her nails into your thighs, pulling you even closer. She wouldn’t let you get away whether you liked it or not, and somehow this turned you on even more. She was hungry. Ravenous. You whimpered and muttered obscenities under your breath, panting and writhing as she devoured you...” An Alcina Dimitrescu x Reader fic.

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    4/4
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    A Tale of Three Perspectives:

    Mischa Starling, the rebellious daughter of three polyamorous cannibals, keeps a journal as her twenty-first birthday approaches.

    Will Graham, the less dramatic half of the Murder Husbands, tells Mischa the story of how he met her mother.

    And Clarice Starling, happiest of all Trophy Wives and keeper of the basement keys, enjoys her special life in their Murder House.

    Crack ensues, but less cracky as we move along with the actual story. A little drama and a lot of humor, mixed with food, sex, and the occasional splash of blood.

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    25/32
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    Dazai creates a group chat to "bond" with the member of PM and ADA but chaos ensues. There will be an actual plot.

    made it explicit bc it has a lot of cursing, updates everydayyy

    TW: past abuse, eating disorders, depression, PTSD, anxiety, more to add.

    heavy themes of lgbtq+ (trans, gay, gender fluid, asexual, and more characters)

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    oh great another ginger - im still scarred from when gin tried to beat my ass

     

    mummy headass - gin scares me more than a drunk chibi (ノωヽ)

     

    “still growing” - OIIII

    “still growing” - SO I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS ONE TIME

     

    mummy headass - IT WASNT JUST ONE TIME

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    16/?
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    Mikasa is the illegitimate child of a queen from a neighboring country and a nobody from the Ackerman family; a clan that still suffers from stigma even after its persecution ended.

    Sasha is the knight sent to find her through orders from King Eren, to bring her to the castle so they can find a way to protect her and work towards peace.

    The thing is, Mikasa is more than capable of handling herself, while Sasha is constantly tripping over her own two feet.

    But something about the other draws them in, and they soon find themselves building each other up in ways they didn't think possible.

    Their faces feel warmer than usual, though. Is it because of the sun? It's definitely because of the sun.

    (This won't be a super long fic so stay tuned! Probably around 5 to 10 chapters❤️)

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    4/?
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    Katharine Silverwood was born with the sole purpose to fulfill her legacy that her parents had painstakingly planned out for years. It doesn't work.

    This is a rewrite of a previous fic of mine that's been discontinued

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    32/?
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    Penelopa Parker is six, and she’s at a funeral. She’s at her parent's funeral, most importantly. The little girl looks up at a cloudless blue sky and wonders how the day could be so perfect and yet so awful.

    Penelopa Parker is fourteen when she gets bitten by a spider and gains astounding abilities. She is fourteen when her Uncle dies in front of her, his blood staining her hands, and she can’t help but wonder how such a quiet night could echo so horribly.

    Penelopa Parker is fourteen when Aunt May collapses. She wonders if maybe she's cursed.

    Penny Parker is fourteen, an orphan, and maybe - just maybe - a superhero.

    Or, a fourteen-year-old girl is homeless, hanging by a thread, and finds a family in an unlikely place all while fighting crime, accidentally universe-traveling, and taking down evil major corporations.

    (OR, the Author royally screws with the Marvel timeline/plot, and you all are along for the ride)

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    Madame Katrine - the most illustrious woman of the Delta Quadrant, a mystery that many claim to have encountered, yet no one can quite remember. Her skills are remarkable those who live to tell say, yet her looks and true identity are what some deem the box of the pandora of the Delta.
    Annika Hansen, working as a crime investigator for the Starfleet police force, the best in her field has been sent to the Delta Quadrant to catch and arrest the latent criminal. The young woman is determined to bring the phantom only known as Madame Katrine to justice.
    Will she succeed or will the criminal outsmart the detective?
    A cat and mouse game with unexpected consequences for both women ensues...

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    8/?
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    “Harukawa?”

    Maki looks back at her with slightly downturned brows and marble in her jaw. “What.”

    “What are you doing here?”

    It’s her turn to blink now, all blank yet aback. “I just came here to get something to eat and found you passed out on the floor. It couldn’t have been too long ago, cause your sponge is still wet.” She shakes hair out of her face; her hands are occupied, Kirumi notices guiltily when she remembers the pressure on her back. “What were you even doing?”

    Kirumi stares. “Cleaning.”

    “Without an open window?”

    In which an overuse of cleaning products prompts an unlikely meeting.

    Kirumaki Week 2021 - Day 3: Amusement Park/[Caretaking]

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    Roll is so tired. Clap accompanies her as they both discuss the pros and cons of being a 2014-2015.

    Cursed Remix: https://rave.dj/KTGDjlPU7wSilg
    They are just coaches in just dance so I have no idea what their personalities are like sorry waaa

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    "March is an abomination, a damned thing stuck in between Winter and Spring, somehow neither and both at the same time. It cannot exist but at the same time it does. It is filled with parallels that look nothing alike, and therefore can never feel peace with itself. It is restless, switching from its unwelcome snow to its traitorous sun in an instant.

    This makes it ironic that the day Dream will never forget, the day that he met him, was right in the middle of March, a month cursed by impossible existence, because he seems to belong wherever he goes. And although pieces of the memory, addled by time and rough around the edges, he knows this moment. He knows the words to this song, and this time he recalls them just as sweet as he always has.

    It starts, like it always does, with the school yard."

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    OR: Dream remembers the first time he met George

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    After war everything goes back to the way it way it was, or somewhat the way it was. People have changed, matured, and perhaps it’s time for change.

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    4/?
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    il dottore: x mskwdoSsekfdfJSKllc.dvmfv0e

    il dottore is offline

    ganyu: oh archons they got him

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    6/?
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    Safiya Alfarsi is a recent art school graduate from Rutgers working at a half-stationary, half-graphic design company in Verona, NJ, looking for a bit of excitement in her life.

    Marion Decampe is the proprietor of a small furniture store in Livingston, NJ, trying to lead a normal life, all the while building her empire.

    The two meet when Marion wants to employ Safiya's talents to hype her store. What will happen? How will their relationship unfold? How will Safiya's religion and Marion's ambitions affect it? Tune in to find out!

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    60/?
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    Includes:

    hamilton stuck in ranboos body, chat breaking free from technos mind, and chaos that will leave you thinking what the actual fuck did i just read?

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    in the wise words of wilbur soot 'the internet ruined me'

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
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    7
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    34
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    You go about your chores until your lady, Daniela Dimitrescu gets a little too handsy as you clean.
    (One shot, all smut, lets go girls and gender fucks)

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    1,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1025
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    If you consider someone as your true North, you think of them as someone who will never let you down and who will always be by your side. Stability, love and true contentment.

    Maerwynn Bolton dreamt of true north, of finding that person that was meant for you through and through, she just never expected it to come in the form of a witty, protective woman who felt more at home on the water than in her own bed.

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    Yeah so Danny confirmed that he's a Dream simp on his latest stream so this had to happen. Very much a crack fic, please take nothing seriously. Dream’s said he’s okay with shipping, and since he made a video with Drew reading fanfic I can only assume that he is too. I’ll take this down if either of them express discomfort.

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    7/?
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    42
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    4
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    614
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    A rewrite of the TV series. Tones down the campiness and witticism. Amps up the horror and Lovecraftian nature.

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    27/1011
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1186

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