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    The beast's melancholy lip tightened, peeled back, and the insane catalog of its teeth shone pure in the moonlight. In every flick of its tail, and every twitch of its muscle, life lived lacking God. It was as if one of our placid lorheads had been mated to a great snake. It was as if a witch and an angel were conspiring in the body of a horse. It was as if Hell, insane Hell, was looking out at me from the guise of black eyes and a fall of red mane.

    Hell was named 'boghtmaw', and perhaps that was the moment it ate my heart, just as endless generations of mothers had said it would. Just as they had seen a downed auroch with an empty throat and said 'boghtmaw'. Just as they had closed the doors and windows against the night, and said 'boghtmaw' in silence, with their eyes and their closed, frightened lips, just as they had said 'boghtmaw' long after the language that named the creatures had died, and long after the walls that caged them, immeasurably old and insurmountable, fell silent, and long after the beasts lived only in their name, and in the centurial nightmare.

    And this century, the nightmare had come for me.

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    Calisto was the daughter of Hades, God of the Underworld she lives a life of excess and carelessness spending her days in luxury, but her father has had enough.

    Sticking to the fate seen by the ancient seer when she was a small child Hades sends his daughter against her will to Purgatory, he wants what had eluded his eternal dark prison finally.

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    The Supreme Leader calls back his Knights of Ren as a preemptive measure against a suspected plot to overthrow his rule. The Knights are not what they might appear to be, however, and after a Resistance pilot is unexpectedly taken prisoner, things get complicated on every side.

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    "To truly judge the character of any ruler, one must turn one's attention to those he surrounds himself with..." -A Treatise On Monarchy and the Conduct of the Prince, Chandar Voss, Alderaan

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    After a long and vicious war, the former Empire's Wrath, Viridana Dragoi, has triumphed over the Eternal Empire and emperor Valkorion. As she embarks on a new stage of her life, as the Galactic Peacekeeper, critical challenges arise. The damage caused by the Eternal Throne runs deep, and threatens to destroy Viri's body, mind and spirit. Pprisings and protests against the Alliance threaten to destroy all that she has worked for. And Viri's not even sure she even wants to rule the galaxy.

    Luckily, her partner, Lana Beniko, is by her side every step of the way. Together they can do anything, and with their dedicated Alliance team, they will rescue old friends and allies, make new ones, and forge a promising future for the galaxy.

    This story kicks off directly following the end of KOTET and incorporates the post-KOTET story, but also branches away from it.

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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

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    This is a swanqueen AU with omegaverse dynamics. Omega Emma and Alpha Regina.
    Emma is a college student months away from graduation and with no good prospects, despite her efforts to become a writer. With debts closing in, the pressure to make something of herself and the frustration to have gone trough college without finding anyone to share the burdens, she takes a daring decision that might help solve a few of her problems at once. As she never had a mate before, she sells away her first night with an alpha. The buyer is none other than Regina Mills, CEO of a construction company, reserved socialite and a mystery to Emma. She paid high for it, higher than anyone else. Still, she doesn't look that interested in claiming the mating she bought - but Emma can't have her backing down, not now. There is too much at stake, and every time they meet there's more, until she doesn't know how much of a business it is after all - and if it's even worth it.

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    Lena Luthor is alone and heartbroken at Christmas, tired of being betrayed and taken for granted she’s decided to distance herself from people, put all of herself into work, she expects that of her staff too.

    Supernatural forces aren't prepared to watch her go down the Luthor stereotype without putting up a fight, but will Lena heed the warnings of the three ghosts and go after the woman she loves for her own happy ever after?

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    in which Machi goes missing and worries her girlfriend at home.

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    After a baby is abandoned outside of the firehouse, Clarke—much to Lexa’s chagrin—brings the child to the safe refuge of their home for a night or two until Social Services can send someone over after Christmas. Lexa manages to grin and bare it, right up until a bruised-face brash teenager turns up at her door the next evening asking for her baby-sister back.

    Despite Lexa’s best efforts to brush it off, she can’t help but feel like she has a strange connection to the rude teenager at her door, which has her begrudgingly ushering her inside to spend the night too. Lexa never could have anticipated just how close that connection would be, or the ghosts it would drag out of her tightly-locked closet.

    (Family/Established Clexa Endgame/Dark Humor/Happy Endings For Christmas)

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    After an inspiring night at Ucchan's, Nabiki decides to begin a hostile takeover of Ukyou's star waitress and kunoichi. While she goes into it thinking of the profit motive, things change as she actually gets to know the outwardly shy girl.

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    It’s Sabrina’s turn to prepare a Christmas theme party as her friends have done it every year. Zelda tries to fight but of course, Sabrina doesn’t listen to her and there the oldest of Spellmans is - stuck celebrating god in her own house (Sabrina convinces that their family can act like it’s Solstice party) but at least Ms. Wardwell is there too. And mistletoe.

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    What if Glinda did get on Elphaba's broom? This story is a very long answer to a very short question. [Genfic mixed with fluff, Gelphie and more, T+, minor character death, novella]

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    What if Titus had never accidentally shot Lexa? What if Clarke and Lexa had gone on to become the power couple they should have been, defeating ALIE and preparing the 13 Clans for Praimfaya together? This fic is a retelling of episode 5.01 Eden if Lexa had been on Earth with Clarke during the second apocalypse. Feedback is highly appreciated!

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    Yachi Hitoka and Shimizu Kiyoko have been best friends since their first year of high school when they joined the volleyball team together, but now, in their third year, they're both coming to terms with the fact that they've been in love about that long as well.

    Between struggling to help get their team to nationals and studying for classes, they try to sort out their feelings - about being gay, and about each other.

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    With Dreamland and her people encased in ice and King Dedede missing, it's up to Susie, Francisca, and Kirby to join forces and save Dreamland from a new, mysterious threat. Susie is a secretary, not a hero, and she's only interested in saving Dreamland in the hopes of potential material gain. But she didn't count on Francisca being such a beautiful woman.

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    Lena goes through the most significant trauma of her life, which is saying something considering her childhood. Now she needs to fix herself and she doesn't know how.

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    1/?
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    Becky wants to impress at the NXT Performance Center, and ends up doing so, one lass licking at a time.

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    Connor isn't acting strictly how an android should be and Hank reports back to CyberLife; the possibility of a deviant RK800 is extremely dangerous due to the volatile nature of corrupted machines. However, it isn't until Connor is faced with being deactivated at CyberLife tower that he deviates. Betrayed by his partner and friend, Connor assumes that he was called in as defective because he wasn't good enough and starts an extremely misguided quest for redemption and acceptance.

     

    Warnings for depictions of violence!

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    Mary Wardwell/Madame Satan and Zelda Spellman get the feels. For each other.

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    2/?
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    27
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