16 Works in No Deadpool Thought Boxes

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    When a series of murders take place, Peter Parker goes undercover in Sister Margaret’s to get intel on Tony Stark’s prime suspect: Deadpool. Except, Peter is horrible at lying and this seems like a dreadful idea. Peter goes in hoping to get enough information so that Spider-Man can save the day, but like everything in Peter’s life, it becomes a bit more complicated than that.

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    Peter runs the small adult toys shop in Manhattan. Deadpool drops by and the wheels of fate start turning.

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    The one where Peter gets hurt a lot as Spider-Man, is horny, and comes into terms with his feelings for the one and only Wade Winston Wilson.

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    Peter Parker did NOT need a babysitter. Just because he got hurt during one little fight against a giant alien monster does not mean he needs to be under 24 hour surveillance by some bald, and frankly inappropriate, "Bodyguard". He cant even catch a break during patrols because some self proclaimed vigilante in a copycat costume has been following him around on his nighttime patrols and protecting him from every criminal they come across.

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    Now an official Avenger, Joel has to learn to hone his abilities and ends up at the X-Mansion in order to do so, only to find that it's too much like his previous high school career. Meanwhile, the people around Peter begin to treat him differently as they think his boyfriend is cheating on him with Spider-Man; a former flame of Wade's returns in the midst of the "love triangle"; without Joel around and no new foes at the moment, the Avengers find ways to pass the time; and Carter (the Author) travels dimensions once more, finding himself attracted to a certain Sokovian speedster.

    The sequel to (It's) Supernatural and the second part of the Deadpool, Spider-Man and Storm Bane series.

    I feel that it is worth noting that the Peter Parker portrayed here is the Andrew Garfield incarnation, or at least is his face claim.

    There's a lot of fangirling, team feels, complete obliteration of the fourth wall, people losing their shit because of canon divergence (there WILL be spoilers for all future Marvel movies!), general chaos and some potentially triggering material.

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    “I really like your face,” Peter had felt the need to voice his feelings as he grabbed Wade’s arm, removed his glove and traced a thin, white scar that roped around his wrist and stopped sharply at the start of his pointer finger. This was probably Peter’s favorite scar to trace.
    “Thanks, I like yours.” Deadpool snorted, mindlessly swinging his legs over the edge of the rooftop of Peter’s apartment complex.
    “I know you do.”

    (Please read notes!)

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    Basically Wade and Vanessa can't get children of their own, so after a lot of convincing they adopt a little baby boy.
    It doesn't go as planned.

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    Sorry about the title, thought it'd be kinda ironic.

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    Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter… Peter keeps letting him.

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    Keeping things between heroes—well, a hero and an antihero—was honestly preferable to any other alternative. Mask for mask, one could say, if you'll excuse the pun.

    And thank god, or heaven, or who-fucking-ever, that Wade Wilson knew how to take orders. And how to fuck, how to really, really, fuck.

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    Peter and Wade have pretty dark pasts which cause them to have some fragile boundaries. It's an unspoken rule to not cross them. Peter's broken that rule and has broken their relationship in the process.

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    Peter has come out as Spider-Man. Not so bad. (Wrong). His dads (Iron Man and Captain America) freak out. Naturally. However, there is more their arachnid son is keeping and a certain Merc with a Mouth is unexpected.

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    Wade hated his heat.

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    A few years ago he gave up trying to be a hero. He learned the hard way that there was no way he could save everyone, and trying to do so was only going to bring pain. Because - what's the point of being admired by everyone when you can't even protect them in the end?

    “Hey baby boy, why so mellow tonight?”

    “Loneliness is cold, Wade, and I'm freezing.”

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    "Everyone I've ever loved has died because of me," Peter murmurs, holding Deadpool's hand to his cheek.

    "-Everyone's a little fucked up, but hey that's life. No one's perfect. No one's life is sparkles and rainbows. I mean look at me, I'm a giant pile of fucked up with a side of crazy."

    In which Peter is hurting and Deadpool trys to comfort him. One-Shot

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    Young mutant/honorary Avenger Joel is drafted by the Avengers to recruit Spider-Man to the team. However, he must also contend with Peter Parker's best friend Wade Wilson, better known as the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.

    My first story in this fandom and written not only because I'm insanely excited for the Deadpool movie (UPDATE [2/11/2016]: It was fucking awesome!) but also due to the abundance of Spideypool fanfiction I've been reading and I wanted to try my hand at it.

    (Or how I distance myself from the multitude of Teen Wolf and Glee stories I'm writing.)

    I feel that it is worth noting that the Peter Parker portrayed here is the Andrew Garfield incarnation, or at least is his face claim. (This was conceived prior to the release of Civil War.)

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    Peter is afraid of thunder.

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    “i didn't do it this time, i swear” Deadpool quickly interjected,
    “Spidey here can vouch for my impressive character”.

    A Loud gunshot rang out across the hall, ricocheting off the walls and surrounding each avenger in shock and fear.

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